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Shifting gears from the field to the fast-food counter, the great debate between Whataburger and In-N-Out finally gets the attention it deserves. Spoiler alert: Whataburger's fresh taste wins over our taste buds, especially when compared to those controversial In-N-Out fries. But our culinary conversation doesn't end there. We reminisce about classic TV series, passionately dissecting "The Wire" and "The Sopranos." As we share our thoughts on these storytelling masterpieces, we can't help but express our love for iconic characters and unforgettable plots that have left a mark on our TV-watching experiences.
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Yeah, this is a shit show. I'm Craig. This is Mike. Get you some of this Coe Wessel.
Speaker 2:You love me. Some Coe I had to play. You're so weird. I think it's Coe, I don't need to take you to your shit show.
Speaker 1:But now it's sweet dreams. I was about to say my sweet dreams, oh, sweet dreams. Hey, we need to go see him on the 28th man, I know you need to tell my wife it's for my birthday. I'll tell your wife it's just for whatever, I'll plant that bug later. I mean we should go, it's the 28th.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'm saying it's like Christmas, we could just go together because they're gay. But I do it. You know we're boys, you know, will we hold hands? We're not older than us, we'll sit together. We're not gonna share a beer, you know we're gonna. Yeah, yeah, I feel you, I feel you.
Speaker 1:I don't think cole would like that too much. No, he definitely, uh, wouldn't like it at all. So, um, how many days we got to this election? 22 or 21? 21.
Speaker 3:We're creeping up there. I'll be honest with you, man. I can't wait for it to be over with. My thing is November 6th. Whoever won the election, you just got to suck it up, and deal with it.
Speaker 1:Let them run the fucking country for four years and let them do it.
Speaker 3:It's not going to happen, but you got to do it. I mean it. It's not gonna happen, but you gotta do it. I mean it's, you gotta, it's gotta happen. I don't care if it's trump or kamala or whatever.
Speaker 1:But you just gotta man, it can't, it can't be kamala, but if it is, you gotta suck it up.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna suck it up buttercup, I'm gonna go into a cave for fucking four years. There's nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong with that. You know, we got generators and everything we can do that man, that anyways, it's so close. You know what I mean. It's just it's so close, you know, and it just shocks me that we are this close to an election and they have a candidate. That's been what in in our eyes, or we've really known that she's going to be the president or run for president for two and a half months.
Speaker 3:Yeah, here's the thing. You know me. I know I don't care about politicians, but I also call a spade a spade. The way this went about was bullshit it was bullshit.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not leaning either side.
Speaker 1:I'll put it to you like this If this guy, if Joe, had passed, or something like that you know maybe, but just to because you're losing in the polls you're going to say, well, I don't think we can beat him, so we're going to switch it up here. I you know, and it's already been shown that they were worried if Joe did die during his presidency and she took over. The Democrats were worried back in the day. They'd forgotten all about that. You know. Now you're going to. You know you were going to freak out if she had to take over the country and actually Pelosi take over the country instead.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'll tell you what. No comment on that one, I mean come on. Grandma said if you can't say nothing, nice, don't say it at all.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you what man and I've never been a big Elon Musk guy Never but I actually listened to his interview or watched his interview with Tucker Carlson, and it is not completely right wing.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, he's not, not. He's starting to come off that way yeah but dude's a billionaire, he's a smart man. It just it amazes me that. I guess it amazed is not the right word, but it's funny that you have him number one. He looked like a tool during the I agree deal. But other than that, you have the right to to choose who he wants to stand with trump. By all means do it. But you're in the electric business like cars.
Speaker 1:He came out with a robot dude hold on, he's getting subsidized, like people think. He's getting all this money from the government for all this. You know all these spaceships. Yeah, he had to win those contracts. No, no, and that's understandable.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying he's getting all this money from the government for all these spaceships. He had to win those contracts. No, no, and that's understandable. I'm not saying he's getting anything. He's worked for everything he had. I'm not saying he's getting handed anything. My point is, if you listen to Republicans and rallies and all this on TV, oh yeah, about the whole matter of the city.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about the electric cars.
Speaker 3:They don't want electric cars, they want to drill baby drill.
Speaker 1:But you got a guy who that's. He doesn't. He don't make gas powered car, everything he does is electric. Well, yeah, yeah, but he's only a part owner of tesla. Well, you know, he makes more of his money than anything, believe it or not. You know, he's the one that created paypal him and his partner. Yeah, he made it. You know billions of dollars that. But he makes all his money with all the spaceship stuff now, all the NASA. Of course, he's making hand over fist money at Tesla, yeah, yeah. But I agree with you. All these Republicans are talking about getting rid of battery operated cars or whatever.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't think they want to get rid of them. They just don't want to push them like the democrats want the democrats like that's well.
Speaker 1:What's funny that's in the top 10 of their policy, of their ideas is to to do away with fossil fuel well, here's where I gained a little bit more respect, because I've always thought he was a weird fucker, you know, especially when he he was dating uh, the chick that ever heard. Remember they were dating? Oh, yeah, I think they were. Yeah, so she's shitting his bed. But you know, uh, I, you know I didn't, I didn't really care for the guy, just for because he was weird. You know, not that I know him, or most billionaires are, yeah, but he's like, I'm like man, what country is he from, motherfucker, from here, here, but he talks that way. It's just strange as shit anyways.
Speaker 1:So I was listening to the whole tucker deal and and I'd seen some TikToks here and there. But you can't really watch TikTok because you get a lot of shit out of context, because they just take snippets, obviously, but I actually watched the two-hour interview. He actually you know all these hurricanes that just happened, you know, in North Carolina they got people without and North Carolina was the only state that fought him on this, but they were without power or you know, internet or anything. So he was giving away Starlink, but to be able to, for them to be able to use it, they had to upload it with the system. You know the components. The FAA voted him. You know they voted against him being able to make deliveries of these components, because the rule is you cannot make deliveries unless the person knows you're coming, whatever that means.
Speaker 3:Is this only like during a crisis?
Speaker 1:Man you got me. I didn't do that much research, but but they voted him. You know it was three to three to two said no, so all these people went without internet. Yeah, just because I mean there were several thousands he said hundreds of thousands people that already had starlink. So you know, those people already uploaded, yeah, but they couldn't deliver new systems to all the people. You know, because the FAA voted him down. That in itself I gained a lot of respect for because he was giving it away. Yeah, you know Much respect.
Speaker 3:You know, I don't hate the guy. Like I said, I don't have a bad thing to say about him, even though he other than, like I said, the rally when he was jumping up and down like a fool, like that's just, that's not him personally, that just was dumb.
Speaker 1:He did say that, you know, in the beginning Of the interview. It's like you know I don't know if you Watch Tucker Carlson, but you know the beginning of his Interview is kind of like Me, and you just talking and then they start recording. Well, he's like man, I tell you, if she wins, I am fucked, you know, because he's threw all his eggs In one basket, you know. But you know I could see where he's coming from. Yeah, it just makes me wonder why all these actors and billionaires are are so back in the Democrats. What is it that we don't know? What is it that they know that we don't know? You know what I mean. Because all these people says you know, trump wins, I'm leaving the state, I'm leaving the country. I'm never doing that. They never leave, I don't care who it is, I'm not leaving the country. The only one that ever left was Merkel, the one that's married to Prince Henry.
Speaker 3:Oh, Meghan, yeah, she did that for a relationship. She was the only one that left. Yeah, whoopi, whoopi been saying she's gonna leave. Yeah, everybody said you know, regardless. But that's my stance Is like I don't my country, I don't care who the president is, it's still the USA, it's still the greatest country Ever in the world and I'm never gonna. If Trump wins, I'm never going to. If Trump wins, I'm not going to be so.
Speaker 1:I'm going to leave, no.
Speaker 3:Well, if you leave, you need to stay gone. Yes, definitely. You should not be allowed to come back.
Speaker 1:For many reasons. Yeah, if you're going to abandon.
Speaker 3:If you're leaving because a Republican president was nominated and you're a Democrat, then yes, you should not be allowed. I agree.
Speaker 1:I mean it's four years. Yeah, he can only run one more term. Yeah, period yeah, a lot of people thought he could run two because he was impeached the first time. No, the rule is he can only run one more time. Anyway, that's the election shit. I'd say there wasn't much.
Speaker 3:Hey, that was a cool, calm election. Normally one of us gets pissed off, yeah, hey, I think we're improving.
Speaker 1:We are improving, we're doing something right. You know what I mean? I don't know about that. You know what it is. It's because your wife's not here, yeah, but is she in the shower right now or in the bath, I don't know. You want to go check? I mean, if you'd let me know the other day, I'd have been here, so okay. Last thing about the election. Yeah, yeah, let's do it, man, I like to do this. What do you think about the states that says it's illegal for them to ask, or it is illegal for them to ask, for ID when you vote? Bullshit, it is bullshit.
Speaker 3:If I got to show you a fucking ID to go in Sam's Club, then you got to show me an ID to vote.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. Why do you think and of course they're blue states, yeah, they're doing this. Why do you think they're doing that? Well, they consider it an invasion of privacy.
Speaker 3:I understand that, but you asked me why I'm not saying I agree with them. I'm just saying that's the excuse that they use, it's an invasion of their privacy, and there's no, maybe that needs to be law. Somebody needs to put that law to where. Well, state of texas, you have to show an idea.
Speaker 1:I understand that, but I'm saying nationwide, oh, yeah, yeah federal law yeah federal law to help prevent election from yeah, no, I agree, you know that way. There's no record of who voted for who you know. In my eyes, I think it's dumb. When I heard it, I had to do the research. Yeah, yeah, um, I thought it was. It's illegal for them to even look. If you show them and they look at your id, it's illegal for the they could get.
Speaker 3:So that wasn't when did that become?
Speaker 1:law and just like no, no, it's not in texas, it's california.
Speaker 3:No, no, I'm saying when did it become law in texas for you to show your id, because I remember back I don't remember, maybe five, ten, 10 years ago. Okay, because I'm wanting to say, like back in 2010 or 12, whatever it was you said, they have your card. Well, they wouldn't even let you vote because my license was expired. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they wouldn't let me vote.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right. So I mean the status X is always, you always have show and.
Speaker 3:ID. I'm 100% for that.
Speaker 1:I'm fine with that.
Speaker 3:That does not bother me. And here's the thing. It doesn't have to be a driver's license, it just has to be a state-issued identification and you can get an identification when you owe $2,000 in child support. You can't get your driver's license probably.
Speaker 1:Right, you can get an ID, no matter what as long as it's issued by the state of Texas, and that's what they said. Well, the research I did was because they said that indigent people, or people you know of color, do not know how to use a computer. That's racist in itself.
Speaker 3:to say some shit like that you can do that shit over the phone.
Speaker 1:You can do it over the phone. Everything's AI right now. So you know I think that's dumb as shit ever.
Speaker 3:no, I agree, um there may be a language barrier for some people, but everything has a spanish thing, everything has a spanish thing, and they watch spanish tv. Spanish tv preaches the same thing. The white tv says and it's get, get your id. Yes, get an id. You got to have an id to do it. You already know this, don't bitch about it yeah, no, I agree, follow the law.
Speaker 1:Follow the law. Yeah, I mean, you got an id. You want fucking check into a hotel.
Speaker 3:You want to show your ID? Move to fucking California.
Speaker 1:You got to show an ID just to show that you're old enough to watch R-rated movies. You know places? Yeah, I think it's the dumbest thing ever. But yeah, don't say come to Texas we. Well, you did, because they weren't sure you set a profile, wow. But you know that's my take on the election. You know I won't.
Speaker 3:But I agree 100 percent with the ID that you need to show. You need to know People need to know that who's voting.
Speaker 1:I mean, what's the worst thing that's happened in there? You know, yeah, I don't see where it's voting. What's the worst thing that's happening there? I don't see where it's racist.
Speaker 3:I'm not necessarily against, but I'm kind of on the fence with the whole mail-in ballot thing. I don't like the mail-in ballots but there's got to be a way. There has to be a way For the people that can't vote to vote yeah, Either they have to request their ballot, and to request their ballot they have to prove that they're who they are, just like getting a handicap sticker.
Speaker 1:You have to prove why you need a handicap sticker. Yeah, you should be able to show proof I'm a handicap sticker guy.
Speaker 3:I know I officially became handicapped three weeks ago. I so want to use it, dude.
Speaker 1:I've passed places. I'm like god dang, I wish mike was with me, but you know, you know me and my wife got in a very uh, heated argument over a handicap park spot one time. Yeah, we won't talk about that, that was before we got married.
Speaker 3:But here's the thing, dude, like I I don't even use, like I went to Fresh earlier and I didn't use the handicap. If I need to run in there real quick, I might do it, but no, you need to take full advantage of that, bro. Nah, I would. There's somebody out there that there's days where it's a struggle to walk and I'll do it. But if I can walk, fine, then I'm going to park somewhere else.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because there's a lot of people that really need it. We heard about the black guy that he had a 5.0 Mustang, you know, and he parked, didn't have a handicap plate, but he got a ticket. He comes out and he is full-blown like special needs, you know. So he gets the ticket, so he goes to court. Court didn't win the court, of course. They threw the ticket out. But you know how bad that cop felt when that dude come walking in with all the you know gang signs and stuff. He was still driving. Yeah, bro, that was a good man. Man, yeah, I mean, it was. It was like a huge law, you know, that's where he's the name used to. All you had to have is the plate. Yeah, that's why they changed where you had that you could just get the automatically the tag quick. Yeah, how long did it take you get your tag for the mirror, oh shit long five minutes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just got the the note paperwork from my doctor. It doesn't even cost anything. I don't think I had to pay anything. Oh really, yeah, I just I have to go back every four years. I don't need a note from my doctor, I just go back every year.
Speaker 1:Do you have show ID to get that?
Speaker 3:Yes, oh, I figured. But you just go back every. They say to go back every four years to get new plates because they stamp them, you know.
Speaker 1:January of 2028 or whatever it is Okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, but it doesn't. You don't need a note or anything. You just go back, take your old ones, they give you new ones and you're out.
Speaker 1:That's good. That's good. I think, man, you need them.
Speaker 3:Trust me, I've seen you. No, no, no, there's, believe me, I'm. I full on need it, but there's some days where I don't and I won't. When are we going to get the to a concert or something like that? We'll get from parking. I like that. I like that. If I can go to six flags and use my handicap, bro, then I'm I'm gonna get a neck. I'm gonna look like mr t with my handicap placard around my neck I don't think you get to go up front.
Speaker 1:If you get that, well, we'll see. We'll definitely try it out. We'll just use a wheelchair. I know we got one, but so, um, I got. I got a question for you. Wedding drama, what kind of? I mean it's been a while. So you know you've been married quarter of a century, quarter of a century, but you do a lot of weddings.
Speaker 3:I do a lot of weddings and I don't see. Honestly, I did one saturday, uh, you don't see the drama they had it from you I mean, if they do, they hide it.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean I you know, you know no broads.
Speaker 3:Or you know I did a wedding um earlier this year, and I don't remember who it was, but it was a family member. They were running late, but that was the only thing in the venue had a they're. They were really strict about okay, but you got to be out of here by this
Speaker 3:time and the wedding was like 45 minutes late, but it wasn't like there was drama, like people were screaming, anything like that. They were just waiting. They're waiting on somebody on the groom's side, so the bride come out for the freaking wedding. Oh shit, but it all worked out. It was fine. But I I've never seen anybody fight.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I've seen some arguments, you know, and I've done a couple weddings and I'm in a wedding this week. Actually, I was just wondering, you know what kind of goes down in normal weddings? You see a lot of them. I just see tension sometimes, you know, and it's never All the tension. I've always seen it's not really the bride or the groom. Yeah, it's not the people who matter. Yeah, it's the family members, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the mothers, whoever. Yeah, yeah, you know the drama. Yeah, but I will say, this weekend we did a little. You know the rehearsal, mm-hmm and my brother boy. He acted like he wasn't going to cry, he cried. He acted like he wasn't going to cry, cry like a big old baby Already, already. So we did one test run and he got through it. Almost Towards the end he started crying, he left, he went out to the field and was bawling. I was like, ah, you pussy, you know, because he kept saying I was going to cry.
Speaker 3:Dude, you're not going to make it two sentences in Friday. Oh, I know.
Speaker 1:I already told Stephanie make it two sentences in friday.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't know I got already toast, emily, I got bits, so I've been practicing. I think when she walks down the aisle you're gonna start crying.
Speaker 1:I bet I do when I'm when I see my mom walk down now. Yeah, that's when it'll be touching.
Speaker 3:You know, it really will um, hopefully they don't have ribs at this wedding, because your mom tries to cut ribs. Yeah, love you, mom, love you.
Speaker 1:Baby, that's hard. That's a rib, mother, it's a bone. I don't know why you're cutting that. We should have let her gnaw on it. Well, she did.
Speaker 3:Then she showed me when it was done. She's got all her teeth, it looks like she gnawed on that bone. Yeah, she does.
Speaker 1:I'm ready for Friday though it's going to be good, everybody wearing black. That's going to be Fucking badass. You know A blacked out wedding, just other than, of course, the wedding party. Yeah, I think everybody's Going to show up. Hopefully Everybody got the memo.
Speaker 3:You know it's Stephanie's favorite color, so she's got. Plenty of outfits To choose from.
Speaker 1:I just hope everybody you know Follows what they're supposed to do and that's, and you.
Speaker 3:You hit the nail on the head. It's always the people that and it. Granted, it may be the mother or the father or the aunt, but whoever, yeah, it's, it's the bride's day. It's not even the groom's day. No, like the groom just wants to get this shit over with. Yes, it's the bride's day. Whatever she wants, she gets, that's it. If the, if she wants fucking peanut m&ms thrown at them when they leave, then that's what she gets. Like, I mean, whatever she wants, she gets.
Speaker 1:And she's just very, she just wants to make everybody happy, you know, and she was going to let my son walk down the aisle with, you know, no shirt on. I'm like why? Why would you let him do that? Because that's him, I know.
Speaker 3:But still it's your wedding. I do that Because that's him, I know, but still it's your wedding. I understand that, but that's the thing. She's so down to earth, that's how she would roll she would be fine with that. He could walk down the aisle with no shoes his stupid.
Speaker 1:What's the brand he always wears Under?
Speaker 3:Armour no Lululemons, lulu Lemons, oh yeah, lulu Lemons. And no shirt, yeah, and.
Speaker 1:I don't know, dude, it's kind of funny. It's kind of funny.
Speaker 3:But I love Fernando. I was just talking about it. She's down to earth.
Speaker 1:You know, yeah, he's a knucklehead, he's active, he's all right, so he leaves early. He's active, he's alright, so he leaves earlier. He goes. Hey, I'm gonna take the mini bike, okay, knowing he's supposed to bring back the press for a moment to make finish making the koozies for the wedding. Oh okay, big press from Sylvia's, I let him leave and I'm like, okay, so I call him. I'm like, hey, you gonna put that on your back on the way. Oh, you going to put that on your back on the way. Oh, can you come get it? I'm like, yeah, I guess I'll stop and get it at the show. He's not always there.
Speaker 3:He deserves a spanking then, yeah, I'm not spanking, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1:It's kind of creepy actually. So we got these cards. It's kind of like question cards. You know I got some more topics, but I want to get into this, see how these work out.
Speaker 3:I like the question thing last week yeah, let's, so we're going to do each other. How are we doing this?
Speaker 1:That's kind of weird. Well, yeah, all right. The average American receives his or her first romantic kiss at what age?
Speaker 3:Romantic kiss.
Speaker 1:Yeah 15?
Speaker 3:About a kiss yeah 15?.
Speaker 1:Five years close, 14. Man, I was nine.
Speaker 3:I guess it wasn't romantic. That's not romantic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when did your parents have their first romantic kiss?
Speaker 3:Do you know Shit no, my mom was I think I can't remember, I think my mom's older. My mom was 17. My dad was 16. Oh, I can't remember, I think my mom's older. My mom was 17. My dad was 16. Oh yeah, when they had me.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I don't know it was you know, it's always in the beginning, the romantic kisses.
Speaker 3:you know, later on it's the here, let me give you a kiss, shut up. And then, of course, it was one of those things where you know my grandma on my white, I was fine with it, but old Grandpa on my white side, yeah, because he was Hispanic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, that happens a lot in y'all's family, I know.
Speaker 3:I tell you he must have been related to Dick.
Speaker 1:Rick, oh Rick.
Speaker 3:Dick Got me. I want to do one now. Okay, let's go, let's see, let's see, all right.
Speaker 1:You got to read, you gotta read that the red and then the other one's another question pertaining to that, I think, isn't it?
Speaker 3:well, the question is right here. Oh says which fast food restaurant is your favorite?
Speaker 1:man, I water burger. I gotta say water burger it's. It's probably the freshest food out there Fast food anyways.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would probably agree with the Whataburger.
Speaker 1:I mean a lot of people say In-N-Out, but In-N-Out is trash, here in Texas, maybe in California.
Speaker 3:I'll put it to you like this If In-N-Out had better fries and don't email us, don't comment with the whole. You got to get them animals. If you got to put all that shit on some french fries, I agree they're not good. If you can't eat a french fry without ketchup, just salt, then they ain't good fries. No I agree, and those ain't good fries.
Speaker 1:And they're terrible. Yeah, but you know, some people's like the burger's. Not bad, I like the burger, I Like California, arizona and out there is I don't know what it is, it's better. Yeah, everything's fresh.
Speaker 3:It seems fresher.
Speaker 1:Ah man, I don't think it's as fresh, you know, because all the produce and everything you know in California, blah, blah, blah. But yeah, I'm going to say Waterburger here.
Speaker 3:Well, it says only 4% of Americans can say they didn't eat McDonald's last year.
Speaker 1:I'm one of those. Really, I am one of those. Not even chicken nuggets, not, dude, not even their breakfast. I love the chicken nuggets. It's just poison, dude. Mcdonald's is poison. It's all fast foods no, no, no, it's really poison. You need to look up that video.
Speaker 3:Used to is like youtube. First, I'll tell you I could do it. I've said this before we can go to water burger, we can go to burger king, we can go to mcdonald's. Put all of them in the glass case and they're all not going to do anything.
Speaker 1:I bet the water burger the water tears down and, and you know, breaks itself down, and then in the cheeseburger from mcdonald's will not at all period. It'll look just like it did when you bought it in a year. We need to do that I think we will.
Speaker 3:Whose house are we going to set this up in? I'm trying to have a burger sitting for a year in my house. You can't put it in the garage because then the heat will really just do a number on it.
Speaker 1:I don't know, maybe we'll do it at Nick's house. Do a number on him, but I don't know, maybe we'll do it at Nick's house.
Speaker 3:Whenever he comes back from an alien.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've been looking for him up in the skies. I can't find him.
Speaker 3:All right. Well, speaking of questions, we've got a couple of emails we need to get to. Oh, let's do the email. Yeah, yeah, burn it up, blondo. Burn it up, blondo. I I fucked that up, dude. It's alright. It's our new email song for this week. I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this.
Speaker 2:I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this, I like. We've got a couple emails.
Speaker 3:One of them is from Larry Hemsworth. He wants to know what our favorite TV series is.
Speaker 1:Man, honestly it's not out. It's been a while, but the Wire. The Wire is your favorite show of all time. Oh yeah, I could watch the Wire multiple times, I know you watch a lot of series.
Speaker 3:I literally just got finished watching a series for probably and I'm not exaggerating probably the 14th time. 12th to 14th time it's the Sopranos. That's my favorite show of all time.
Speaker 1:But you do that while you're cooking so you can have it in the background. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's sound.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's just sound. You can only listen to so much music for 10, 12 hours a day.
Speaker 1:And much music for 10, 12 hours a day. You know, and I, I was late to the wire, you know it was. It was over with before I actually watched it. Yeah, uh, you know, when I was younger, I couldn't afford. Uh, I guess it was showtime or whatever it was on. You know, I didn't have the hookup.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so either, you know, I just didn't get into it no, it's, it's a great show and people really underestimate the show. And then I love it when I see, because I think there was five seasons and they try to rank the seasons and everybody always rates, number season two the worst, and two is man the port, yeah, but that's the show.
Speaker 3:Like, yeah, no, I agree. Real, real people who want, who understand what's going on, that season two is what set up that whole series. Oh yeah, no, I agree, I agree. Um well, yeah. And then, of course, and oh my, I don't. I don't care, yeah, I don't care if omar was, as they say, a pole smoker. I don't care, omar was a g, he was a g bro nobody fucks with omar I love the fact that, um because you know that show was filmed in Baltimore when he died oh yeah, they had a full parade, didn't they?
Speaker 3:Well, they paid tribute at the Ravens game and they did the because when he would walk down the street he would go.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah and whistle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they played that in the stadium when he died. That's awesome, that was pretty cool. Omar was the shit. Omar was the shit, omar was the shit. But I'm a big like TV guy. I really do. Well, I don't. I watch a lot, but I don't watch a lot. There's moments where I watch a lot but I love, like true blood and the wire and Dexter and stuff like that, but my all time is it's got to be.
Speaker 1:I can't watch sitcoms, something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not that big on that if it has a live studio audience. And then your wife gave me shit about watching the jersey show. She did give you shit. I'm sorry, dude. We started watching that day one and it is just so funny and like I, I'm serious, like even last night, uh, when she got home I was like, hey, go ahead and crank up our cousins and get it ready for us, so but somebody said today they got a spinoff of, I guess, snooki and all of them yeah, they all um.
Speaker 3:I think I think paulie and vinnie did a show like a dating show, snooki and dina did some type of show, I think. Uh, but I don't think they really last long.
Speaker 2:It's more of a they got to do it all together, yeah, for it to be successful, but it's cool it's cool show.
Speaker 1:I don't think I watched it since fucking high school. Yeah, no, you know, that's when it first came out, I think when I was in high school, man, I think so, was it not? It was when mtv really got big. It was this one.
Speaker 3:Mtv stopped playing videos, bro, these guys, these people are only like 35 years old, 40 at the top. Oh then, maybe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like probably early 2000s or something like that.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'd have to look it up. Thanks, larry, for the email, though We've got another one from Tumbleweed75. 75 or 7S. It says why don't you guys have video of the show? But we're working on it. We're working on it. Uh, as we've said numerous times during the podcast, this is not a we. We both work full-time, so we're working slowly but surely on that. Our our goal is to. If we don't have video, I probably shouldn't say this, but we're gonna try to at least do a facebook live. Oh yeah, without a doubt, from mexico in december oh, that's happening.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm gonna make a day of it down, so the women are just gonna have to deal with I just thought I'd throw it out there so you could be the bad guy now, it's now, it's on.
Speaker 1:Well, you said it, but we we can't go portable.
Speaker 3:so, no, no, we could definitely record. But uh, to do a little 30-minute live show, I think we do it, I think we could do that.
Speaker 1:Hey, tumbleweed, give us a few minutes. We're actually going to try to do some live 360 and some footage.
Speaker 1:You know, nick not being here, kind of not that it helps, but it's easier to film two people than it is three. Yeah, we don't have the kind of money Joe Rogan has, you know, for his production crew and everything. We're getting there, tumbleweed. We're getting there. Yeah, all right. So you want to send some emails? It's Craig C-R-E-I-G at the shitshowscom. It's Craig C-R-E-I-G At the shitshowscom. It's Mike At the shitshowscom. You can message us on Spotify. There's a button up top. Click it, like us and share on Facebook. Share that shit. We definitely like the comments. We actually have a few more emails, but we're not going to get to them today. We made a point in the beginning. We'd only read two. Keep sending them. Send your comments, uh, send the middle finger. I don't care what you said. Send new, just send me something shit. Yeah, I'll watch your news. I won't post them to everybody. I mean maybe a little bit everybody.
Speaker 3:Hey, you know this has been a really good show, but we're about to take a hard left. How about them cowboys?
Speaker 1:fucking, fuck them, fucking Cowboys. You know, we all know, that I'm an Oklahoma Sooner fan, but I was just as pissed off when Oklahoma lost, when the Cowboys lost yesterday as bad as they lost. Yeah, you know, stephen A Smith, that guy, Fuck that guy. I hate that motherfucker, but he had a point yesterday.
Speaker 3:He's got a great point. I mean it with you. I don't see how, Mike McCarthy, you've got a bye week, you've got two weeks. I don't see how he keeps his job. I really don't. The players are not responding to him.
Speaker 1:You fired the Jets, fired their head coach after a close game in London, a close game. You're going to keep Mike McCarthy. Something ain't right there. Our defense ain't right, you know. Yeah, we got some players hurt on defense. Offense ain't gelling, yeah, defense ain't gelling. The players are not even gelling, they're not responding to the coaches they're not respecting.
Speaker 3:And you can't fire every one of them, not right now.
Speaker 1:But how you cover 60,. The highest paid NFL player in the league is the shittiest fucking quarterback right now.
Speaker 3:On paper no, and I agree Dak is playing terrible. But I will say this, not an excuse for Dak, but our O-line yesterday was trash. Yeah, man, come on. I think Roy City offensive line could have done better than what the Cowboys did yesterday and that's a stretch.
Speaker 1:That's a stretch. I think they're part of the O-lay system.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. I'm telling you it was hard to watch.
Speaker 3:And the Lions is a good team, don't get me wrong, but I am never that person and I'm not trying to send shots at any specific person, but I'm never that person that quits watching. I'm always the one that I'm not. I don't believe it but I'm like, well, they might come back. So I'll watch the full game. But fourth quarter I was like 49. Two minutes into the fourth quarter I was done Like I couldn't take it anymore 49 to what was the score?
Speaker 3:nine 49 to nine, I think it was, or something like that. No, it was nine because Aubrey had three field goals.
Speaker 1:The most leading scorer on the team is the kicker.
Speaker 3:Dude, they were fucking sending offensive lines in the slot position, bro, they were toying with the Cowboys yesterday, made them look. They just embarrassed them, dude, embarrassed.
Speaker 1:You know and I knew it was going to be a good game on the Lions side because they got robbed last year. Remember Going into the playoffs? They feel like they got robbed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but that's not going to make a difference. On the one game of the Cowboys, they just did what they wanted when they wanted. The Cowboys couldn't do anything they couldn't run.
Speaker 1:And the Lions is a good team, but first you got blown out by the Saints. The Saints got demolished yesterday by Tampa Bay. We play Tampa, don't we? It's not going to be good. The rest of our season don't look good. Washington is killing everybody, yeah, but I think they'll tank off after the first half. I think they win the East for sure. No, no, no. I think philly is going to get their groove back I think philly's gonna.
Speaker 3:They look bad, but I think out of everybody they're gonna. I think they'll be the ones to get their groove back. I just think. Washington, I think. I think after the first half of the season the pressure is going to take they got a new quarterback.
Speaker 1:Well, it's a rookie quarterback also, so you ain't got no film on him yeah, you know, but eventually eventually it's the nfl, they're gonna, they're gonna figure out and he's not.
Speaker 3:It's not like he's just doing stupendous things. I know he's just getting. He's not like cj stroud. He's, he's, he's good, but he's not that good yet. So he's gonna. He's gonna fall. He's gonna be a good quarterback. I'm happy for washington that they finally got him up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got a decent team.
Speaker 3:They ain't had a good quarterback since Joe Theismann, I think.
Speaker 1:And he really wasn't that good. Then Snap, yeah, I think what they had to do was fire their owner, right, that's what happened. Dan Snyder got let go last year, yeah, but that was more of a race or whatever it was. How about we get rid of our owner? It's more of a racial whatever it was. How about we get rid of our owner? I've always said Cowboys will not do nothing until they get a general manager yeah. Other than last name, jones.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean they were successful without one, but at the same time it just. But look at the talent they brought in. I know I mean that's my thing, like defensively we're stacked. They played terribly yesterday. Now, yeah, we're missing Michael Parsons.
Speaker 1:He can't be the only team.
Speaker 3:That's not the only. He's not going to just dominate the whole game. He has instances where he is. He does dominate the game, but he's not going to just do that every single game.
Speaker 1:And you can tell the players are not on the same page with each other. Definitely With CeeDee Lamb. He's got a point, but you can't make that obvious to everybody.
Speaker 3:My favorite part was I think it was last Wednesday or Thursday they asked Jerry Jones why they're not playing Zeke and his response was we're saving him.
Speaker 1:That's another thing. We're saving him, boy, did you not see Derrick Henry yesterday? Oh, dude, dude, he is leading the NFL in rushing yards and touchdowns. We could have picked it and he wanted to come. He has a house here in Dallas. Yeah, wanted to come here, but no, we paid five million back to Zeke and then picked up.
Speaker 3:It's depressing.
Speaker 1:You know, did he even play against the Colts? And what's the other running back? We got paid $3 million for, from the Jets, dalvin Cook. He didn't even play yesterday. No, no, no. So we got $8 million of not playing. That we could have paid Derrick Henry, and you know, I think we'd be in a different situation. Baltimore doesn't even have the greatest offensive line either. That dude's just running over people.
Speaker 3:He's bigger than some of the offensive line.
Speaker 1:So I mean, how do you not go there?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's tough and that's why I say it. When I tell everybody I'm a Cowboys fan, I'm a realist Cowboy fan. I'm not one that, oh, this is our year.
Speaker 1:I'm a diehard Cowboys fan.
Speaker 3:It's tough. It's tough, but this happens every year, so it's not like I'm surprised. Something's got to happen.
Speaker 1:I mean, like I said, you've got to make a coaching change. How do you win?
Speaker 3:three Sign Bill Belichick, come on Right, he was coming in clean house.
Speaker 1:He's looking for a job. Yeah, he's weird, though I don't know if I'd like Bill Belichick.
Speaker 3:I don't care If you win championships, I don't care how weird you are.
Speaker 1:Hire the old Jets coach. That dude's making $200,000. I'm sorry. A day, bro, dude, I'm telling you, you know I, I wouldn't go to work, I wouldn't know what to do. Dude, I know what I would do. You think I buy a lot of shit now?
Speaker 3:amazon would just have a warehouse at my house you like that one commercial where the guy got taco bell in his house you just have an amazon fucking whale in your house a?
Speaker 1:That would definitely have to happen. That's funny as shit. $20,000 a day yeah, that's crazy, crazy, crazy. You know, we can't all be that lucky. Can't all be that lucky. All right, let's read one more of these cards. All right, sounds good. I remember them being funnier than this. Let's see what else we got. If your pet could answer any question, what would you ask it?
Speaker 3:My pet. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Ask me a question. Oh no, If your pet could answer any question, what would you ask it? Don't get your feelings hurt.
Speaker 3:Hmm, man, I don't know, because there's not one specific thing I want to ask him. There's just. Sometimes it's like shit, you're looking at me, you want to go outside, oh no.
Speaker 1:I would want to ask Boomer what the fuck he's going through.
Speaker 3:How upset is he that chloe's there, because he had life made dude and then chloe he loves chloe, he does, don't go wrong, but I would probably ask jackson that how, like what feeling do you get when we take him on the golf cart?
Speaker 1:oh, yeah, because he does love it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and he just stands there.
Speaker 1:We don't have him, we don't have to hold him, he's trained and I wanted to do that with Boomer and he even does.
Speaker 3:As long as I don't take him too sharp, but as soon as I make a right turn, you see his body lean and he does the lean with it rock with.
Speaker 1:We finally watched the Deadpool Wolverine. It's stupid, but there's this dog on there that is. Oh yes, it reminds me of Chloe dude Cause it's so funny.
Speaker 3:Is it out on something, or did y'all buy it?
Speaker 1:Uh, we, we, it's on a Apple. No, but you bought it yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:So it says households that have a pet. How many households have a pet? Percentage-wise I would say, I think pets could be anything 80%, that's 62. Okay, 62% of the households have a pet.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't have think that. Well, most women call their husbands pets, so Most women call their dildos pets too, though. That's what I'm getting. Steffi for her birthday was about to say package of batteries for costco, your wife's got a fucking gaggle of dildos down there all right, last one, if you had to. If you had to give up one meal a day, which one would you skip? That's easy, probably breakfast yeah, I normally give up the only time I really eat breakfast is on the weekend, yeah uh.
Speaker 3:Or if I, if I'm out early and I've just got a, if I'm up moving or something like that, but like today, I didn't eat until noon. Today, yeah uh.
Speaker 1:A lot of times I don't eat until four or five if If I was gay I'd say I'd give up cock, but I'm not gay, so that'd be definitely a meal I'd want to pass up on.
Speaker 3:You could still give it up, I guess, Jesus. Hey, did you know? Speaking of meals, did you know a rock python can live for a year without a meal? A rock python. I don't know what a rock python is, but I wish I was a rock python.
Speaker 1:I got a python A little one, though it's like a little python, like a Cholula bottle All right, peace, we're out of here.
Speaker 3:Y'all have a good week, man. Yeah yeah, burn it up Blondo, burn it up, blondo, burn it up Blondo. We always try. We keep our whippers.
