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WEDDING BUZZ AND DAYLIGHT WOES
Have you ever attended a wedding where the cocktails flowed a little too freely and the laughter echoed throughout the venue? Join us for a lively recount of a weekend filled with wedding shenanigans and unexpected adventures. From our admiration for Coe Wetzel's music to the humorous chaos of road trips with a dog, we share stories of meeting eccentric characters in Fort Worth and the delight of being wedding guests. The weekend's festivities come to life with tales from the beautiful ceremony, the iconic water gardens, and a few too many old fashioned cocktails, leading to amusing mishaps and fond memories.
As the clocks prepare to fall back, we're contemplating a world without daylight saving time. Picture a time where photo booths capture every joyful moment with loved ones, and happiness isn't dimmed by shorter days. We chat about whiskey preferences, share a political musing to eliminate the time change, and reflect on the charitable impact of the Al Smith dinner amidst the swirl of election buzz. It's a casual conversation blending humor and nostalgia, with a dash of political banter thrown in for good measure.
Speaking of politics, we dive headfirst into debates on tariffs, consumer prices, and manufacturing with insights on the new Air Force One and Two. The discussion takes a thoughtful turn as we navigate the complexities of pronoun usage and gender identity, advocating for respectful communication. We wrap up with a playful critique of news sources, trustworthiness, and humorous commentary on political figures' antics. Join us for a spirited episode that weaves humor, reflection, and candid conversations into an engaging tapestry of modern life.
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Yeah, this is the shit show. I'm Craig, this is Mike. Get you some of this Co-Western.
Speaker 1:Shit show, knock yourself out. Love that song.
Speaker 2:It's wearing on me. I like it.
Speaker 1:It's wearing on you, what do you feel like a punk for listening to a slow song?
Speaker 2:No, actually I don't. I mean, I wish we went to Coe Wetzel this weekend. Yeah, you know his bar. My brother and his family did.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They loved it, I'd imagine so they loved it I would imagine. So yeah, yeah, of course it's down in the stockyards.
Speaker 1:I should have went.
Speaker 2:I should have hung out with them when we went, but we had fun fest and everything going on.
Speaker 1:We had to pay an arm and a leg, but we might still go on 28th of December.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to have to rob a bank.
Speaker 1:apparently, any bank gets robbed by two fat guys, don't blame us of them comes living out tears his achilles no, you that'd be me. You do have a.
Speaker 2:I have a noticeable walk, you know it's me, you also have the the uh handicap, so we can park right up front. Yeah, we'd have good up front parking, heck, yeah. So, man, how you been, everything good been good man yeah man, life, life is good. Life couldn't get be any better I had an eventful weekend.
Speaker 1:We got to take the dog on a road trip how did he? Like that, he, he liked it, he loved it. But on the way home, when we got home saturday, he started throwing up. Couldn't keep his pretty much all day, couldn't keep any water or anything down, I think it was just nerves, oh yeah other than that he was good man.
Speaker 1:We uh we took the cage. He got up at four o'clock, wanted to go out and of course me I'm not getting him from slamming her and then I feel bad because at eight o'clock, seven o'clock, whatever it was, when I finally woke up, I went in, took him, I fed him, took him outside so he can take a two, and there's this homeless guy cussing fuck everything and I'm like shit. I made her come down here for a couple hours ago by herself, yeah yeah, there was one outside our hotel it's like yeah, I'm fucking neat, so just give me.
Speaker 2:And I had a red bull, he goes, give me a red bull, give me that red bull. Then I was like boy, here you go. It was all shook up. Yeah, you know, I was hoping he'd open it right then, but maybe not. No, it's just downtown Fort Worth, you know, they breed down there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's still clean. Oh yeah, yeah, they got people rolling around with trash cans and stuff like that. Hey, can I help you find anything? It's close, as we had to be at the wedding and, uh, I we took the dog, we took jackson for a walk and we went for a good, good long walk. I didn't realize I was two blocks away from the water garden thing yeah, right, it's right there yeah I didn't realize that I was so mad because it came on tv and then I looked at.
Speaker 1:Well, while was on TV I could see the AT&T building and we stayed directly next door to the AT&T building.
Speaker 2:Man, y'all stayed right next to the building we just did, right there at Commerce Street, the corner of Commerce Street.
Speaker 1:Commerce and Houston Yep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we just finished that project. That was the project I was on in Fort Worth.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, but yeah, yeah, no. So we did that and, like I said, he he stayed in the the cage while we were going to the wedding, didn't do any acts, dance or something like that. He was, he was awesome you think anything.
Speaker 2:He barked when y'all left. I mean, he don't really bark.
Speaker 1:I highly doubt it. We didn't leave the tv on. I don't think we did. The only reason he would is if he saw a dog a dog on tv, because you couldn't hear. We were on on the fifth floor and it was only a six floor building, so you couldn't hear anything but cars really. And then we were right there across from the courthouse.
Speaker 2:I mean, we were there because Rainey and Montana got married this weekend. Congratulations, beautiful wedding?
Speaker 1:Yes, it was. I was honored to be a part of it. Well, a guest of it, I guess I should say.
Speaker 2:And not have to work. Yeah, I didn't have to work. You know that's, that's awesome get the day off. I got to feed my fat ass. Yeah, yeah, we got drunk as shit. Well, some of us did. Oh, I got wasted. My feet were fucking killing me.
Speaker 1:My wife got wasted, told mine, by the way my wife got wasted and it was like a damn soap opera I know she kept telling me I've only had two.
Speaker 2:No, you got two drinks in front of you now. But you know I was worried about if there was going to be enough liquor. There was so much liquor left over. Well, it was rum left over.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you what man To be pre-made.
Speaker 2:those old fashions were pretty nice, they were good dude To be a pre-made.
Speaker 1:I agree, because I don't normally drink old fashions, because if you, I don't want to, I'm not like you, you'll, you'll get. Wherever you go, you'll get one. And then you'll be like, wow, that's not right. Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna pay 20 dollars for an old-fashioned and it's not right. Well, yeah, yeah, so I don't. I don't drink them, but it's at a wedding, it's free, I'll drink them. That was. They were very good, that's all I drank all night. I didn't have a, you know, I've. Actually, I wonder if they can make one at the resort when we go.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, now that I know what they use, what whiskey they use, which is Evan Williams, I think I'm going to try it, you know, because a lot of places don't have Buffalo Trace. Yeah, so my other options Knob Creek or Bullet Rye those are the ones I don't like. I don't like the rye, it's more the purple-looking drink. Okay, it's got the flavor in it. I don't like that kind of whiskey.
Speaker 1:But that.
Speaker 2:Evan Williams was good dude. I mean, I don't know what she put in there, what kind of mixes she put in there, but it was good. Yeah, and it was properly mixed For pre-mix. It was amazing. She got in trouble by some people. Kept wanting shots. Of course you can't do shots without, I guess, an armed guard or whatever.
Speaker 1:Well, she had a police officer, but most venues won't do shots.
Speaker 2:Well, somebody was going to the other bar, the one outside, saying hey, the lady in there said I'd come for you for shots. Well, she almost got in trouble.
Speaker 1:Why would you just not take a shot of the drink that's already pre-made? I mean, most of those things are like the. They were loaded Like the old-fashioned, that's all liquor.
Speaker 2:The hurricane was all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just take a shot of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, don't be dumb. I mean, it's the whole point of it. Whatever you know, you get some kids. I, whatever it's people.
Speaker 1:You know you get some kids. I say kids, that hell they're they're 26, 27 year old.
Speaker 2:Well, their kids, their kids, yeah, but no, I love the pictures. You know all the 26, all the photo booth, and no, that was that.
Speaker 1:That was cool as hell. Like I almost wished we'd had that at our party we tried to get one. Yeah, they were sold out, yeah that was that have been cool as hell. I wonder how much those are. I mean, may look into that.
Speaker 2:They're not too expensive, Well, to rent them for the rental whole deal if you actually get a booth that you walk into which you obviously don't need, that I'm going to need to supplement my income because in a couple weeks I won't be working during the week. Yeah, yeah, that is true. Yeah, but the rental on them was like $300 for the night, wow that's cool. Which you know. All it really is is a camera system on an iPad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's all digital.
Speaker 2:Roughly no, it's cool as shit.
Speaker 1:A lot of people had fun. You had software and stuff. No, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2:I mean, you didn't send all the pictures.
Speaker 1:Of course I didn't get a picture with my wife. Of course I didn't get a picture with my wife. I don't think you did either, neither did.
Speaker 2:I, they got one together.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all the ladies did. That was cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I forgot about that part.
Speaker 1:Yeah, me too. Well, you forgot about it, but we took pictures. Yeah, was it gay? That was pretty gay. I can't quit you.
Speaker 2:I can't quit you, but no, it was good, Other than you know it, getting you know what time is it right now? 6.30? Yeah, something like that, and it's almost dark outside.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Shit, in about three weeks it's going to be dark at 5.30.
Speaker 2:Why do we still have daylight savings? It's stupid. You know why daylight savings was created? Right, it was created for farmers to be able to farm their crops, you know, when there is no light. Yeah, yeah, obviously, okay, so that was created to make you know, to make the light, I guess longer, but that was when they didn't have like headlights on their tractors that's when they didn't have shit.
Speaker 2:They didn't have, no, they didn't have none of this barn lighting, you know what I mean. And and process lighting and process equipment. Yeah, now it's dumb, I, I know, a few years back I thought they were gonna, you know, abolish it. Yeah, they sent it to the congress.
Speaker 1:Congress shut it down you know, I'll tell you what I'm gonna, what I'm gonna do, because I got some pool, I'm gonna email both of the presidential candidates and I'm gonna say whichever one of y'all will eliminate daylight, save his time, I'm voting for you.
Speaker 2:You can't really eliminate it before, but they can do anything they want.
Speaker 1:Kamala's been there four years. She could eliminate it. Dude that woman.
Speaker 2:I can't believe she missed the Al Smith ceremony or dinner. Yeah, you know it's a Catholic dinner or whatever, but she created a video. I don't know if you've seen that. You know it's a Catholic dinner or whatever, but she created a video. I don't know if you've seen that. She had a video with her and the actors on Saturday.
Speaker 1:Night Live the superstar.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah, it was kind of dumb.
Speaker 1:Well, that whole dinner to me is dumb it is.
Speaker 2:You just get up there, it's just a bunch of billionaires Trying to be comedic yeah. It's terrible. I mean, they raised $10 million, which is Well, that's a good thing.
Speaker 1:And it happens every year. So I'm fine, I'm not going to bash it, but it's just not something I care about.
Speaker 2:Jim Gaffigan watched the video and he goes. No, I know why my wife was upset when I FaceTimed during my daughter's recital.
Speaker 1:You know, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I mean what?
Speaker 1:are you going to do?
Speaker 2:We've got 14 days, 14 big days voting early and this bullshit could end as far as all the political yeah, it's never going to win, because whoever wins All the damn commercials? Oh no, definitely, at least that'll shut down a little bit. You're not seeing this in your face every time you turn around. You're not getting these stupid text messages. How they get your numbers beyond me.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you and the emails. Yes, if I get one more email wanting money from me and you've got millions of dollars in your account, right?
Speaker 2:now don't Billions, don't, Don't? You know? It blows me. I did watch a thing about how you know they're building the new Air Force One and Two. You know, do they?
Speaker 1:How often do they do that?
Speaker 2:Do you know Well this is the first time in several years. Okay.
Speaker 1:Decades, even Just to upgrade it so it don't crash.
Speaker 2:It's a brand new. They're brand new and this was Trump actually put it in place when he was president, and you know, originally the price tag on it was $5.5 billion for each airplane.
Speaker 2:When Trump was in office, he actually brokered a deal to get it back down to $3.3 billion, which was amazing, just by saying, hey, can you give me a better price At the time? Well, and then he asked well, how come you were able to lower it? Because no one ever asked us to lower it. All that money, the government pays for stupid shit. Someone needs to subsize it or someone needs to check it for sure. Whether it be Trump, whether it be Kamala, whoever it is, yeah, Not going to happen. You know, and their whole, you know their budget plan, how they're. You know. They're saying Trump could add $5 billion or $1 trillion to the deficit Kamala's could add. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They could project what they think is going to happen.
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm projecting, but I will say this I don't care, this is not a support of I mean, it almost seems like I'm bashing Trump, but the tariff idea is terrible.
Speaker 2:I think it's great actually.
Speaker 1:It's terrible. I think it's a great accident.
Speaker 2:It's terrible. I think here's what it does. People have said all it's going to do is they're going to increase their prices and they're going to pass their prices down to the consumer. That's easy to think that, because it makes sense, it's common sense. But if they don't, if he doesn't tax them, they can only tax them so long before they realize shit. We can't sell this product because we're not making any money, Because consumers are smart enough not to buy this when they can buy it local. Yeah, I want you to look in Germany or South Korea or Japan and see how many Fords, Chevrolets you see drive around.
Speaker 1:There's none.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you hardly see any of them. Why? Because they tax the shit out of us. All we're doing is equal rights.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but how long the difference between that is? Now you're trying to change the game after it's been going. This game has been played for decades.
Speaker 1:And it doesn't happen because we're the first off. It can't happen because we're the land of the free, so we're going to let everybody do business here, whereas these other countries they don't. And there's just so market. Everybody wants everything for cheap. They can go on Sheen and buy a dress. They can go to Macy's and buy a $300 dress and they can go on Sheen and get the same type dress. It's only going to last you one wear because it's going to end up ripping. I was about to say they can pay like 20 bucks for it, probably made for the same company. Well, no, they're. They're made cheaply, but they can get it and that's what people want.
Speaker 1:Even so, there was a. There's a football player, um, who said and I can't remember his name, you have to forgive me for it, but you could easily google the uh football player who wore fake. I think it was chad ochocinco. He said joy, or it might have been to. It was one of those two. One of them. He said every when I was playing football, every piece of jewelry that I wore was fake.
Speaker 1:I never spent real money on jewelry, I think and you would have and you would have never questioned it, because he's already he's. Why is he going to buy fake shit? So everybody wants the cheaper route out. Everybody wants to take the cheaper route out. I just don't think. Yes, they're going to want to sell their goods, but they're going to find some way where you have to order it and you could still sell it. It's going to be, instead of getting it tomorrow, it gonna be seven to twelve days. They're still gonna I don't know.
Speaker 2:I I think he scares them out of, out of not, you know, actually bringing factories back. Look at john deere, look at, look at, look at these car factories that we're gonna build mexico. And when they found out he was gonna run again, they stopped john deere still going me, still going to Mexico.
Speaker 1:No, no, no.
Speaker 2:I bet they don't, I bet they fucking don't, I bet they don't. You know, in BMW, everybody says, well, you have factories here. No, you have assembly plants here, not factories, which is too totally different. I don't know. That's enough politics. Oh, no, no, it's fine. Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. No, I just want to burn out on this 14 days.
Speaker 1:I want it just to happen and I want I'm documenting everybody on both sides. I'm documenting everybody and what they've been saying, Because when it's not happening, I'm going to call them out. Like, after two years, I'm telling you right now, grocery prices are not going to go down.
Speaker 2:Like you think they are. No one says they're going to go down, but they will keep from inflating.
Speaker 1:They're not inflating. They've been going down.
Speaker 2:All I'm saying is right now, across the board. I bought eggs the other day and you buy eggs, you buy groceries more than anybody I know, so you know what the price is, but I don't go grocery shopping as much my wife does grocery shopping. Milk.
Speaker 1:I've never paid $5 for milk. I mean, you don't have to pay $5 for milk if you buy the store brand. Oh, and we have a friend who goes all the way to Brahms to buy milk. He's weird, just Brahms milk. I do like the purple Brahms milk. That's pretty good. All I know is I know inflation. If there are certain things where I'm uh bougie about too, though, like I, I like specific mustard and ketchup yeah, shit like inflation is starting to go down now because it's election year well, no, it's been going down, but it's been going down and up and down and up and, but it's it's never gone.
Speaker 1:It's never gone high if it. If it, let's just say eggs, eggs. If you buy, I think it's like five and a half dozen, the box that comes in walmart, um, right now I think it's nine or ten, ninety, nine. This time last year it was around the same and then it'll go back. I bought it two or three months ago. I bought that box for like seven or eight, ninety, nine, um, but the normal price before all of before covid was, was for that box was still going to be six or seven yeah yeah, but no, I'm not saying that it never there never was inflation.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying I'm not, I'm not just saying that, I'm just saying in general you're not going to pay, you're not going to notice groceries go down and it has zero to do if trump wins. If it's kamala zero, zero, zero to do. If Trump wins, if it's Kamala zero, zero, zero to do with that, it's because they have gotten you used to paying these prices, I agree, so it's not going to go down.
Speaker 2:But here's what I think does go down I think the cost of energy, which is oil being refined, all that. I believe that drops. Once that drops, you can afford the groceries Right now. It's because everything's so high. Yep, people can. You can afford the groceries Right now.
Speaker 1:it's because everything's so high. Yeah, you can't afford you know people can't afford both. Yeah, I'm anxious to see. Like I say, I'll be honest with you. I want him to win. For that reason, I want whoever to win, I want to see no, because I want to see the stuff go down. If he says he's the one who can make this happen, I want him to win so it could happen. Obviously, I'm a Trump supporter and I want Trump to win.
Speaker 2:But whoever wins the other party needs to sit back and just actually help pass. I know it's not. Even with her saying she's going to put a.
Speaker 1:Republican on her cabinet yeah, which is bullshit. I don't think that's going to happen either.
Speaker 2:Day one they're going to try to impeach you, unless it's Liz Cheney? Yeah, right Her. I can see that bitch changed sides. Traitor, your husband turned over his grave. Isn't Dick Cheney dead?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:If not, he should be. He should be Damn.
Speaker 1:On that note, let's get to some emails, let's get to some emails. That was rough Shit. Shows 2024, let's go, damn, I hit the wrong button. This is the coolest part of the show when we read your emails on the loan, but the best part is hearing me flow. So let's get to this shit bro.
Speaker 2:You know, my wife, every time she hears that she says he should have said of bro, shit show. I'm like well, you know, sounded good Well.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to rerecord that then. All right, so we got an email. We got some emails today, a couple of them, thank you guys. One of them is for Vin McKayza. We got some emails today, a couple of them, thank you guys. One of them is for vin mckayza. Uh says, would you guys be willing to be tased on air yes, yes man, I would, bro, I have a heart condition.
Speaker 1:I take a pill every day, but I still think you could be tased. I can do. We've done the whole. Okay, here's what I'll do. It's still funny. It's not as dangerous for me. We could do the whole where you had to drink the beer machine, yeah, the tin machine, and try to drink a beer, because that hurt. Yeah, no, I don't know, maybe I could be tased. Yeah, but hold on this. Vin vin mcc, that is, that is he was on the Sopranos, I think. I think he was on the Sopranos, yep.
Speaker 2:He was a cop.
Speaker 1:He was a dirty cop. He was the cop who jumped off the fucking bridge. There you go when he got busted in the brothel. Yeah, I got it. Look at there. You got it All right, we got a email. Number two is from Nick Zuckerberg. Nick Zuckerberg, what are y'all's pronouns and how would you address someone wanting you to call them by their pronouns? So I don't know the whole pronoun thing, so mine would just be a straight answer um, if you look like a boy and you could be a girl, I'm probably gonna say sir. If you look like a woman and you might be a man and you pulled it off, I might say ma'am, like what are your problems? I don't know what. I don't know what that is. I'm him, I'm a guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what mine is, what she him titties. No, I'll be, obviously I'm not gonna. Here's her, here's my thing. I'm not gonna give you my pronouns because I'm I'm a guy yeah, it's he, it's mister, it's a he or him.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's it, but I'm not going to tell you my name's, craig, and my pronouns are he, him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't do all that.
Speaker 2:So what happens if Identify as drunk ass?
Speaker 1:Well, there's that, there is that. But yeah, I don't, I don't that, I don't like it, I just don't fully understand it. I don't know when this I'll be honest with you. I feel about this pronoun thing like I feel about talking. See, there goes me and my short memory.
Speaker 2:Ain't that some shit?
Speaker 1:No Drinking water man. That makes me so mad, but anyways, yeah, the whole pronoun thing, that's just I don't get it. I mean, I've seen some people on TikTok that used to be men that are going through the change and she goes. I forget her name, but she goes to restaurants and does food reviews and when the waiter greets her and says, yes, sir.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, she puts it on TikTok to try to bust some stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and she calls the manager out and I ask to be addressed as this and this yeah that's fucking stupid.
Speaker 1:Here's my thing. If you're a man and you're dressed like a woman and I call you sir and you say man, can you do me a favor? I'm a guy but I really want to be a woman. You come to me. Respectfully, I may not talk to you, but if I address you, then I'll address you how I need to. I'm not going to Look if you're a woman, we'll see. I can't say that. I can't.
Speaker 2:Look, if you're a woman and obviously you're a woman, right, these transgender. I'm sorry, it's not my duty to announce your pronouns, right?
Speaker 1:What is your?
Speaker 2:duty, what To eat, that boogie. But I shouldn't have to address you that way. You know, if you come to me and this is where I would never be able to work in the whole PC, politically correct world, business world of working in the office, I don't have an issue with gay rights, another, I'm not. You know, I, I'm all about that. Yeah, you know that, if that's but a transgender, here's my take on and I'm sure I'm gonna get a lot of hate mail over this kind of hope I do get some hate, mail.
Speaker 2:but if you are clearly a boy, yeah, you have a. I've seen this in Tennessee Airport, nashville. He's trying to be a girl, but he still has a goatee long hair and a goatee boobs, wears dresses. You're confused at that point, right? Yeah, I mean, you're a shim.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to address you that way. Yeah, Now if you are a full-blown.
Speaker 1:You're not going to be hateful and just start bashing whatever's head in.
Speaker 2:But if you come at me in a manner to where I've wronged you, I'm going to tell you go get bent, yeah, and go get a better transgender job, at least to where I don't recognize that you're in the middle of operations, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, my attitude's not going to change. If you get an attitude with me, whether you're transgender or you're straight, or you're gay, or you're black, or you're white or brown, I don't care, I'm going to react the same if you disrespect me.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, very true, Very true.
Speaker 1:Just because I don't know right off the top what your pronoun is. You're not going to be disrespectful to me.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, I'm just not going to be disrespectful, period, yeah. Yeah, I'm just not going to be disrespected, period, yeah. And if I pronounce, you know, call you a ma'am, yes ma'am, or no ma'am, or yes sir, no sir, and you're the opposite of sex, I will apologize. Yeah, if you are offended by it, I will apologize. Yeah, but don't think that if I see you walk into, you know, the men's room or my, you follow my wife into the ladies room, yeah, and you're a man that I'm gonna allow that. Yeah, well, it's nothing I could do other than to make sure my wife is not in there with you. Yeah, because you are a man, yeah, yeah and I.
Speaker 1:Then that's where you know I draw the line on the. I've said, said this before on air, so it's nothing new. If you are, if you have a penis, no other way around it. If you have a penis, still, you go in the men's restroom. I don't care if you're, if you got boobs, if you're wearing a dress, I don't care what it is. Maybe go in the family, because there's only one stall and you can lock it, but there's no way that someone with a penis is going into the women's restroom with any one of my family or friends going in there.
Speaker 1:It's not gonna happen. So yeah, if that offends them then I'm sorry. But what those sign on the door doesn't say? What you identify as. It says women or man. Right.
Speaker 2:So now, if they've gone through the whole change and they don't have a penis anymore, then I guess If gender, you know, and my stepdaughter, my daughter we got into it this weekend, like we always do, because she is a millennial and she is a liberal to the point where it drives me insane. She gets all her political information from TikTok. Swear to God, you do too. No, I do not. No, I do not. I've watched.
Speaker 2:TikTok. I don't get my information from there. I know she does because I heard her quoting some shit on TikTok that I see I'm like it was clearly a rue you don't quote. Anyways, she is very gender neutral. Yeah, you know, at one time she was you know what they call it pam pam sexual.
Speaker 2:she just liked the person, not you had sex with the cooking oil no, that's what I was saying I was very confused myself but that's very greasy you know there's a college days, it's all that good stuff, but yeah, she is politically dumb. I hate to say this. Like your wife is kind of um, but you know we don't. I don't hold that against him. Yes, you do, you lying motherfucker. Well, she comes to my house and she's like no politics while I'm here. I'm like well, then you can leave, this is my house, see. But then again, I do agree with her with the women's rights. You know, I don't think government should be able to dictate what women's rights are.
Speaker 1:I can't wait until when Seth grows up and goes to college and starts to get his own opinions and they're not your opinions. This could be so much fun. Um, I hope I'm there for it. You think he's gonna be gay? No, nobody said that, but right now it's he. He's daddy's boy, so he, whatever he sees, dad, or whatever dad says, that's what it is. Yeah, I can see him. And not only that is he's not even smart enough to play it off. He starts it off with what dan said. It's like, bro, say it in your own way and we won't know it, but you start off the conversation.
Speaker 2:Well, dan said not that kid oh, you know he's a little shithead, he man. He looked good this weekend, didn't he all blacked out?
Speaker 1:oh yeah him and his little girlfriend. They look really nice. She looked elegant elegant.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I told her she looked like she had a black Jessica Rabbit dress on. She goes who's that. I feel old as shit, but you know, but that's man, that's some good emails. We appreciate you sending them. Yes, Keep sending them. Keep sending them to Mike at the shitshowscom. At the shitshows Craig C-R-E-I-G at the shitshowscom. At the shitshows. You can like it on Spotify. You can send us a message through all of our platforms. We're on Grindr. We're not on Grindr. We're not no, no, well, nick is.
Speaker 1:We don't know where Nick is. He's in the big grinder in the sky right now. He's looking really in the grinder. You know what I mean? God bless his soul, man. We ain't seen that in a long time. Right, right, yeah, for real.
Speaker 2:Well, you know.
Speaker 1:We got a candle lit for him over here by his chair.
Speaker 2:So so. So that brings up a topic of what you can believe. We talked about TikTok, and my daughter gets her news from TikTok.
Speaker 2:What news source can actually be trusted to report factual news and not be biased? None of them. Well, there was a study that went out, a survey that went out, yeah, and there are three. That, and one of them I've always if I needed some good news, that's why I reached out to, because I know they're not biased. Okay, but the Associated Press is the staple for news. Okay, a lot of news sources don't run any stories until the Associated Press has actually factually checked it. And then you've got Fox and all of them that just run anything.
Speaker 1:Well, those are entertainment news. Those are not accredited news stations.
Speaker 2:And then you have Reuters, which is… Reuters.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 2:It's another like Associated Press, Okay, and then you have NPR.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've heard of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those three are the most trusted. They've been fact-checked all their stuff and they've been proven to be the most so if you're looking for a news source, turn to our sponsors at Associated Press and their routers or NPR, and NPR stands for National.
Speaker 1:Public Radio, not non-prideful respect. I think we lost their sponsorship a couple minutes ago and they're not talking Before the check cleared. We lost them.
Speaker 2:Well, the check did bounce a few times, but it's because they kept sending it to the wrong shit shows.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean I think it's amazing that people they really do they get their news off of TikTok or Facebook. I mean that's a good way to get the their news off of tiktok or facebook. I mean that's a good way to get the story started but then you have to.
Speaker 1:No, no, because here's the thing you can. They could say that whatever about kamala. Okay, well, let me go to the associated press and see if that's true. Most people won't do that, they won't do research. True, they'll see it on tiktok, the automatic bleep I did.
Speaker 2:I used to be that way, but it wasn't about news, it was just about stupid shit. Yeah, um. Then I realized, oh, this is fucking. You know, take it out of context or snippets or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um I'm gonna tell you what. So we'll get back on politics for a second, but it's not really political. So everybody knows there's certain people that think I just hate trump because I always talk shit about trump. Well, first off, it's easy to talk shit about biden. It's so easy for trump, you almost have to work for it. Uh, because I mean don't get me wrong he says a lot of dumb shit, he's got a lot of stupid, but still, it's, it's you.
Speaker 1:you gotta laugh sometimes. And this whole mcdonald's thing, I thought it amazing. I thought it was cool as hell. I was obviously staged, yeah, but for him to actually work like see him doing the fries.
Speaker 2:he actually didn't do a bad job on the fries. Everybody was like they shut down the store. Well, they did, and they sit in. Only certain people, Not necessarily.
Speaker 1:The restaurant was there's already.
Speaker 2:It was closed on the inside. Yes, you couldn't go inside.
Speaker 1:No, it was closed period. Oh really, that McDonald's was closed. Everything about that day was staged. But it's fine you still have to work, that you still have a job to do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was still serving people.
Speaker 1:He did a great job, I agree. He was very interactive with the people, like, like I say, the stuff that they were having him do. He was like the whole fries bit. Everybody thinks, yeah, it's just doing fries. But don't get me wrong, if you shake that thing too far, fries is going to start flying everywhere, like he. Even he was putting them in the bicycle, see, they all went in there, never touched a human hand. So that was I thought.
Speaker 2:Like I said, I thought it was cool.
Speaker 1:I thought he did his job, Because Kamala said she worked there as a child but no one connected my records up and then I guess that day was her birthday or something like that, and the news reporter or whatever asked him about it and he said happy birthday. He's like, I'll buy her a burger, or something like that. He was really nice about it. He could have been mean like he normally is, but he was nice.
Speaker 2:The Al Smith dinner, one of these dinners where rich people come and give money, yeah, and, and it's taking the gloves off, yeah, type, you know, no, no political bashing to well?
Speaker 1:no, it's, it's yeah, no, it's, it's not to an extent it's dude. Have you? Yeah, have you watched it?
Speaker 2:yeah, but it's supposed to be light-hearted, you know, yeah, yeah, of course it's not mean, I don't know what should be show up. I I have no clue why but then again, you know, they say why, how come trump didn't show up 60 minutes?
Speaker 1:you know, or you know who knows I mean I will say I will say 60 minutes. I don't care about the that, even though I don't know like it's not something I watch or care about it's entertainment too. Well, yeah, but if everybody if something has happened every year, this would have been the same. I would have the same response if this if the republican and democratic nominee is supposed to attend this dinner, you do it. Yeah, if it's been done for 50 years, 20 years, 10 years you do it if she would have been on another foot and trump had done it.
Speaker 1:He should have been there, but he was there and she wasn't yeah, so.
Speaker 2:So we talked about not too long ago about, um, what was it? Oh, the political of congress being in play. You know who, who ran the senate across the world, who had the house, the senate, and presidency how many times was it all the same?
Speaker 2:I did some research and 13 times, 14 times, it's been all Democrats all the way across the board. Only four times we're talking in the last 20 years. Four times Republicans have been in charge across the board. You know and. And then you see us if it split. You know. On the second, you know because they vote in every two years or whatever it is um so for people to bitch about the way the country really is, 13 years out of the last 20 has been nothing but Democrats across the board. They had the Senate, they had Congress or the House, and they had the presidency. When Obama had it, he had it all. That's why he did good. I don't think Obama did bad, bad, he did give a lot of money.
Speaker 1:I will say this on air so everybody can hear obama is the reason I'm in the where I'm at today. Is it happened okay, I shouldn't say it's because of obama, but it happened during his presidency was the able I was financially to be in a position to where I can move out this way, where I'm at now, which is a much better. Everything, why I'm able to have the cars and the stuff, everything that I'm able to do, it all started during his presidency. I agree, nothing to me during Trump and all that besides coven, and nothing happened. Uh bad. Uh, trump was killing it until coveted and then you know, with biden, the, the inflation. Obviously, the price of everything is just, it's just terrible. Nobody can eat. But, um, I think that the only thing that well, first off, your math ain't mathing when you say 13. You named 17 times, but it's only the last 12 years. They're four-year terms, so they can only be like five-year terms, but I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying the math ain't mathing. But I've always said probably said it on air. I've always said the president I don't care if it's Trump, biden, obama the president is to me the head coach of a sports franchise. I agree, yes, they have the end.
Speaker 2:All be all, say all yes, but can he get the players?
Speaker 1:to show up, but not always. The gm is actually the house and senate. The people who run this country are the house and the senate. They're the ones who get the bills done. They get the bills done so the president can sign them. The president doesn't come up with this stuff. No, those people do.
Speaker 2:They're the ones who run this country, the only thing, the president can do is sign an executive order.
Speaker 1:No, no exactly, but what I'm saying is, in general, all the ideas that come up come up because of the House and the Senate. In the senate at the same time, we have too many of those pieces of shit.
Speaker 2:I agree, like you know and all these spent on fucking and all these guys. We could have just fucking moved on and and actually done something and this is me talking about my own party. Yeah, millions of dollars we spent on fucking doing, you know, investigating this guy. Yeah, because we did exactly what they did to prove. Yep, why don't we just wash our hands and fucking do something right with these, you know, with all this money we have, yeah, yeah, you know, if you didn't have a smoking gun, immediately wash your hands and move on yeah, no, I got you you know what I mean?
Speaker 2:I mean we've gained nothing out of the billions of dollars spent doing that investigation. Yeah, same with the democrats and all trump yeah, hell, they're still spending money and you know, court case after court case is falling off Because they're bullshit. They're all bullshit, they're baseless, and one after another they keep falling and people are seeing that. What are you going to do? It's like the YSL Young Thug case.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's been some bullshit. Yeah, politically driven. Yeah, you know, fannie Williams, willis, it's time to check out, check out. You know what I mean. It's time to check out.
Speaker 1:What's the difference Between Fannie Willis and Fannie Mae? Was Fannie Mae the one that went bankrupt?
Speaker 2:Fannie Mae's the one that went bankrupt. But actually, yeah, there's an old lady, several years old, like dead God rest her soul. God rest her soul. True statement. Fannie Williams what's this? She was dead. She is the DA of Georgia, the one that started the whole Trump bullshit. Oh, okay, okay, okay. And all these cases are dropping off. And then she hired her boyfriend to come to work for her to prosecute.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay I know you're talking about, and then you know they took it to court. Uh, merchants took it to court and he ended up getting fired. They didn't drop the case, but there was enough evidence there to show that there was some politically gained money.
Speaker 1:Ill will money yeah, but I'm anxious to get text tomorrow because just from people that have fact-checked whatever we're saying, we've been getting that check at all we've been getting that, yeah, we'll get. We're gonna text the next day and, hey, uh, this and this was not that.
Speaker 2:It was this and this I know it's from an alien guy fucking. He looks to show more now while he's upstairs than he has ever.
Speaker 1:He wants to critique us.
Speaker 2:Well, it's okay, I like it. I like it. All right, peeps.
Speaker 1:I think we're out. We're about to get out of here, but let's go, mavericks.
Speaker 2:Hey, just one last thing to say. How about them Cowboys Boy? They won this last weekend. No, they still lost 35-14. They had a bye. That's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1:I'm just glad the Saints are losing too, though. They have open tryouts right here. All right, people, we should go down there. We're fucking out of here. Peace out, homies, peace out homies. Yeah, burn it up, rondo. Burn it up, rondo. Perfect, I didn't hit the button. Hey, bitch, I didn't hit the button. Oh man, what's up? Tutu?
