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Thanksgiving Touchdowns and Trump Talk
Ever wondered what happens when you mix a wild airport adventure with a lively debate on politics and sports? Fasten your seatbelts as Michael and I recount our hilarious flight escapades, including a curious encounter with a man whose hairdo could only be described as hot chocolate-inspired, and a Mick Jagger doppelgänger who made us ponder his past life as a rock star. Things take an unexpected turn with an airport shooting incident that serves as a backdrop to more peculiar social interactions, like meeting two eccentric women at an airport bar, proving that travel is indeed full of surprises and characters worth remembering.
Our conversation takes a serious turn as we tackle intense political topics with gusto. From the intricacies of the criminal justice system to the murky waters of government spending, we leave no stone unturned. We hash out our thoughts on the influence of figures like Elon Musk and Donald Trump, wrestling with their impact on both politics and the economy. The episode doesn't shy away from spotlighting the speculative nature of Bitcoin and the perplexing role of money in politics, keeping you on the edge of your seat as we navigate these hot-button issues.
Finally, we lighten the mood with our Thanksgiving plans and some football action, bringing the festive spirit front and center. From debating the merits of green bean casserole to sharing tales of catering chaos during the holiday rush, it's all about family, friends, and a touchdown or two. Throw in a post-game celebration and a nod to the excitement of a potential Trump victory, and you've got the recipe for a memorable holiday season. Don’t miss the camaraderie and laughs as we wrap up this rollercoaster of an episode!
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Speaker 2:Michael, I'm a cancer. What'd you say? I'm a cancer, I'm Michael, I'm a cancer.
Speaker 1:What the fuck does that mean? It's my symbol, bro.
Speaker 2:That shit I didn't say I had cancer, I know I. I heard you wrong. Obviously I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm. It wouldn't be breaking news here I'd have to tell, like my family first oh no, we would use this platform.
Speaker 1:I feel like, no, no, I guess not maybe not.
Speaker 2:I mean, I think there was once, once everybody's found found out about that situation and maybe, but I think we, I think we're going to reserve that for after I've informed everybody yeah, I guess, so I guess that would make more sense right, you never know. I mean, I've got a headache, I may have a tumor.
Speaker 1:But you know you'd be what the fuck dude.
Speaker 2:That's what you used to say.
Speaker 1:Listen to this. So I get on the plane going to Florida. Had to lay over in Louisville, Kentucky. Yeah, it's fucking shithole. Anyways, had to lay over there. Well, I've got row like A2, right. So I actually get in. It's southwest, I run up front. Pay for that priority and I'm sitting all like wide, you know, spread my legs, hoping no one sits in the middle. There's a young lady that's sitting by the window Did you have your good shorts on.
Speaker 1:I did have my good shorts on and the plane's filling up and the lady says it's not even a full flight. But I got the fucking front row. This six fucking four motherfucker dude had a bright yellow sport coat on with yellow glasses. He was a friendly guy. He had a little sugar in his tank, if you know what I mean. Okay, sits down next to me and is excessively breathing, like he ran to the fucking game and I thought I had a bad fucking breathe. He's challenging you, bro. So then, as he looks away and looks out the window, I see the back of his head. Bro, you thought my head up top looked bad. It looked like somebody poured fucking hot chocolate over the back. He was black, by the way. Okay, poured hot chocolate over the top of his head and it just dried as it cooled. Bro, it was bad, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I wanted to ask what happened, but then again, I didn't want to be a birth defect. You know, it looked like somebody bullied him. I'm not lying, dude, I'm like, holy shit, oh lord, you see some like that, dude. You, I wanted to take a picture. I did take a picture of this old man, though he was sitting. I swear to god. You see the weirdest shit at the airports. This guy is all in black. He reminds me of Mick Jagger that's how old he was. He was definitely an entertainer of some sort. I don't know, he might have been an entertainer of the fine arts, but weird looking dude. I did get a picture. I'll post it on Facebook. He was blacked out, kind of looked cool, cool. But then again it was kind of weird. But you know, you never know. I mean, I knew he wasn't too too big, he was flying southwest that's.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't consider that a a bad thing. Some people use that just for business or small traveling oh yeah I guess, like for you is you your wife, you go down to houston austin yeah, I guess quicker to fly southwest than it is delta and all that did you hear about him getting shot at friday night yeah bro, I just got off the plane when all this went down.
Speaker 1:I landed like 10 30. Yeah, it went down like at nine something 9, 45.
Speaker 2:You know it could have been me, it could have shot at me so but so I heard about it but I didn't really read into too much of it, like what happened, like how far up in this air were they were.
Speaker 1:They were still on the ground, oh okay, okay, okay, yeah they were still on the ground. It was right before takeoff. Oh okay, which is strange as shit. I mean, how do you I guess you know it's jealous ex-husband dude how do you take a shot across the airport, you know? I mean, it had to be a high-powered rifle, you would think yeah because I mean a pistol's only gonna go so far. You know how big the airport is, yeah, yeah that's insane, that's insane.
Speaker 1:Hit the bottom of it and you know they landed. Yeah, you know they didn't know about it, so they landed on the other side, wherever they were going. The hell yeah bro, that's that's.
Speaker 2:Oh, did you hear something?
Speaker 1:it's all right, I thought I heard I they didn't know about it until they landed on the other side, wherever they were going the hell. Yeah, bro. Oh, did you hear something? It's all right.
Speaker 2:I thought I heard some extra air conditioning coming through here.
Speaker 1:Power up, but yeah, I landed just right before all that happened. That's crazy. Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 2:Was that before or after you tried to pick up women in the bar?
Speaker 1:Bro. Okay, hold on, let's get there. So I was minding my own business and you know I had a. I was listening to comedy, I just ordered a drink, I just ordered some appetizers and I get my earbuds in. So I don't really know what's going on, but I'm sitting at a long table. I mean, if you sat in every chair on both sides, you could probably put 15 people there, you know. But they got a section off where you know, you know you're not part of the group, you know another group if they sit there.
Speaker 1:But anyways, so these two chicks walk up and go hey, how you doing? I was like, okay, I pulled my earbuds out. I'm like, good, how are y'all? We're gonna sit here with you. I'm like, okay, you know. And then I was already irritable just because I had a long day at work, yeah, and I get to the airport four hours before my fucking flight, which no one ever wants. I'm thinking, oh, I'll just check my bags and then I'll go hang out somewhere. No, you can't check your bags on Southwest if you're there four hours earlier. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:So now you've got to drag shit around, so I drug my fucking bags with me and go up.
Speaker 1:Anyways, they sit down, they get to talking. One of them's a realtor from Tennessee. We'll call her Irma.
Speaker 2:Whatever?
Speaker 1:The other one was from Florida, flying to Seattle high as a kite. These two hot mess of a package just walk up. When I say hot mess, I'm not saying they were ugly, I mean they're fairly good looking, not my type, I don't like crazy. They met in insecurity. That's the first time they met.
Speaker 2:Oh Lord, Now they're best friends. Bffs.
Speaker 1:Well, one of them, she's there because she hooked up with some guy on Hinge or whatever and she was there seeing her friend. Well, they're both pretty drunk. Well, I couldn't find out. The older one was a little high, I say a little high.
Speaker 1:I think she fucking ate the plant before she walked in there. I like it. Anyways, we were talking and the crazy one, one on the right when I say crazy one, she's probably crazy, but she's on the right she said um, you're never gonna guess. I had such a great time. I was laughed so hard. You're never gonna guess what happened. I'm like you pissed your pants when you left.
Speaker 2:No, okay, you farted, no and I was like tell me yeah, I was like I'm done doing this.
Speaker 1:She goes, it's because it's tea. And I'm like what the fuck does that mean? You have test, you know, are you a trans? No, she was telling me that she laughed so hard she spit out her tampon. And immediately I go wow, cotton popper, bro, if she had one in then she'd have laughed it out. Then too, I was like wait a minute, were you in the fucking water? You know swimming? Yeah, I was like that's gross. I said did it absorb all the water that you go in the pool? The pool's shrinking a couple inches, he's stupid Bro. Pool, the pool shrinking couple inches, he's stupid bro. I ain't never. I was like how does that even happen? And the lady goes, she ain't been dicked down, good enough. I'm like god dang.
Speaker 1:Then she commenced to talk. Well, I was like I'll buy you a couple. You know I'll buy the drinks. I seen the one on the left order. I thought only two drinks. The one on the right order, one glass of wine. Dude, my bill come out. It was like 245 before tip. I'm like what the fuck did they order? I don't know. I still don't know. I have the itemized list, hadn't went through it yet, because my eyes are bad, I can't see the list, the receipt wait, my check out my savings bro, I was.
Speaker 1:I was asking the guy are you serious?
Speaker 2:there's no way this could be my bill you're just trying to sit there and enjoy your mozzarella sticks.
Speaker 1:Bro, I even know it was some fucking hot wings, you know, but still, yeah, anyways, I'll never, you know, offer to buy anybody a drink again in my life, except for me, except for you, and maybe your wife, my wife, maybe I'll ask a few more people. Anyways, but fuck that shit, dude, I can't believe they sat down in front of me. They should have bought my drinks, I'm telling you. I mean, I did have four or five Tito's cranberry. I guess it's the most expensive Tito's they've ever had in their life.
Speaker 2:It's a small batch yeah.
Speaker 1:I couldn't believe it, dude. I was like whoa Bro, there's no way he goes. That's it. I'm like I don't sound right. Did I pay everybody's tab at the fucking bar? We had a long table, yeah, but who knows, who knows.
Speaker 2:It's crazy, crazy. Well, I'll give everybody a warning this episode will get political today. Oh yeah, because who's your president?
Speaker 1:Donald. Trump is my president, so I don't know have I talked, since we've been on the boat I don't think so.
Speaker 2:Uh, it's been very. I've been so busy I haven't talked to anybody we were on a cruise.
Speaker 1:The election happened. Greatest day in america's history, the history besides, maybe you know us killing obama bin laden. I think it's been a great, great day for our country. Well, there was a lot of people on the boat that really didn't want to vote for Trump. They probably didn't even vote, but the minute they announced that Trump won, they were crying in the hallways, crying at the club. Crying at the club. I mean the club was predominantly black people At the club. It was predominantly, you know, african Americans there at the club. I mean the club was predominantly black people at the club. It was predominantly, you know, african Americans there at the club. Whatever, it was Carnival Cruise and then. But when they announced that dude, the club clears out. It's being like 12 other you know Caucasians celebrating the dance floor, it was empty. Donald Trump is my president. No rhythm at all.
Speaker 2:No rhythm at all.
Speaker 1:No rhythm at all. Well, we were all dancing like he was.
Speaker 2:Like Jon Jones did the other night.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so tell me your election night. How'd your election night go?
Speaker 2:So I told myself I wasn't going to watch it. Not that I cared. Like I really don't Like if Kamala would have won. I really don't like if kamala would have won. I really don't give a fuck if trump won. I don't give a fuck, like they're gonna be whoever the very next day. Whoever won, that's my president. Yeah, so right now, donald trump is my president.
Speaker 1:I got no problem with saying that he is right now.
Speaker 2:My president is joe biden.
Speaker 2:Doesn't mean I voted for him, but he is our president very true so come january, donald trump will be the 47th president and he will be my president. That's all there is needed to be said about it. But I said I wasn't going to watch it. I ended up doing it, but I went to bed at right before 10 o'clock. They hadn't called Pennsylvania yet, but once they were like all his numbers are way up from four years ago and I knew once he was going to win, pennsylvania was a wrap, because she was getting her ass kicked and she literally had four states that if she was going to win the Braves, she had to win these four specific states.
Speaker 2:And Pennsylvania was one of them, and once I knew she was going to lose. I went to bed so I already knew who won. I slept like a baby. It didn't bother me one bit.
Speaker 1:I woke up. I woke up, felt the same as I would any other day. I woke up feeling refreshed, you know, and I actually we only got massages that day and the lady goes what's your stress level? One to ten I actually circled ten. I was like wait a minute, went back to one so you were with your wife so yeah. And then I wrote oh, you agreed with that trump. Donald trump is my president.
Speaker 2:You didn't write that on the damn paper I did you, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:I did. That's why I have no stress. See, that's the problem. I mean, that dude is kicking ass already. He's got me some, you know, I'd say so-called iffy candidate positions.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm all for getting some new blood in there, like the Pete, I can't say it.
Speaker 1:Or like getting some new blood in there Like the Pete. I can't say it. Never say his name, right? Oh, the guy from the, the guy from Fox, I'm badass.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck. That's cool, but I'm sorry. But the fucking sex trafficker I'm not down for who?
Speaker 1:Gates yeah, you think he is.
Speaker 2:I think it's bullshit. Well, he was charged with sex trafficking he women and there's there's, it's the cases dropped, but we all know what happened. We all know what happened. I was shocked on that one as well. That'd be like hiring fucking marjorie taylor green to do something well, I mean, that'd be ironic, you know that'd be stupid.
Speaker 1:But like you know the first, but no, I'm happy. I've never been happier like that.
Speaker 2:Uh, I don't know her name, but she's got like the dark hair, but then she has that white streak. She's going to be like some, yes, but she's like a, she's a veteran.
Speaker 1:I love that yeah.
Speaker 2:She was running and, like I said, I'm all let him do him. Here's what I say, especially now that they've got the House and the Senate you got no fucking excuses. You got no excuses and they've already started. You got people online crying because what he ran on was day one mass deportation. I told you it can't be done, it's not going to be done. Well, day one hadn't happened yet, but what I'm saying they're already. He shouldn't have to worry about that on his first. It's what he fucking ran on, so leave it alone I promise you dude, yeah, that fucking homing he.
Speaker 1:He made his. Uh, borders are yeah that dude don't fuck around. He does not fuck around. I have a feeling you know they have a list already of all these people that broke. You know violently committed crimes here. You know thousands, like four thousand of them or whatever. Those would be the first gone they shouldn't be gone.
Speaker 2:If they killed somebody, they should be gone here. Well, we should send them home, they were saying.
Speaker 1:If it was that bad, we'll send them home to their mommy if it was that bad of a crime they were going to be charged, you know, yeah, for capital punishment and I believe if they, they should die.
Speaker 2:If you do and that's's not just illegal If you kill somebody, especially if you're doing it like what's the word? Like Well, I mean, yeah, but if you, if you're planning on killing somebody, and you kill them. You need to die Premeditated. Yes, that, that and just yeah, you need to be going to Bye, bye, bye, felicia, one less person. We don't need to ride on death row for a decade and waste my tax dollars.
Speaker 1:No, I think death row needs to be instant.
Speaker 2:I think you should. If you're found guilty and you're sentenced to death, then you get one last. No, you get one. No, fuck a pill One last day to eat your last meal. Visit with your mommy. You know what I mean. I give them my mama didn't commit the crime, yeah but man, you know what I mean. I give them my mama didn't commit the crime. Yeah, but man, so many people are, and then wrongly, and then on wednesday.
Speaker 1:I don't think they electrocute anybody, no more.
Speaker 2:They need to start that shit and and air it live on paper.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, put me in office man I I have a feeling a lot of these people like, like the spending, you know the whole spending deal that they've come across, where you know the military, you know on their audit, their last audit, they can't track all the 894 million dollars, bro. I'm sorry, billion dollars. My bad, that was with a, b. Yeah, how do you not be able to track 894 billion dollars?
Speaker 2:It's called the government, Bro. I think it's crooked.
Speaker 1:Well, that's why I'm hoping this new, you know We'll see.
Speaker 2:Elon Musk. I'm ready for it. Like I said, I'm ready for it and I'm not. I am not. Not when I bring up the whole deportation, I'm not trying to knock him, but that's what you ran on. So my thing thing is is, if I vote for somebody, I'm voting because of their policies. I'm not voting for donald trump because he's donald trump. I'm voting for donald trump because he says he's going to do this, this, this, this. I think he does so now. But here's my point is, now that you have the house and the senate, there's zero excuses for at least two years.
Speaker 1:Well, for at least two years at least two years, you know.
Speaker 2:But you get shit done like you know newsome was fucking.
Speaker 1:You know, the state attorney general is actually, you know, trying to trump proof through states.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they can't, dude, they let them try, let them fucking try well, but and then that also goes to where we start getting into the political shit. So trump wants to eliminate big government in certain instances in the state, but then do shit the other way. It can't be both ways. You either let the states govern themselves and let them fall. If they're democratic states and the cities and they fall, then let them fall, but don't. You can't sit here and say, yes, it's, it's up to the states to worry about abortion, but we're going to sit here as a government and mandate this in your state, so let the states govern themselves and it's, it's.
Speaker 2:It's like a business certain business gonna strive, certain business gonna fall I agree, I agree so, but I'm super excited. I hope he gets in these next two years because I guarantee you that's what's gonna happen in two years. They're gonna win back the democrats will see we'll see.
Speaker 2:it depends on how much he gets done, but I really really do believe he's going to get a lot of shit done. I just don't believe it's going to be the shit that he ran on. Like I said, the whole tax on tips, shit. I don't think he can pull that off, but he ran so strong on that. He had all these clowns writing that shit on their receipts when they went to the restaurant it's like you're a fucking douchebag for that, but whatever. But to the restaurant it's like you're a fucking douchebag for that, but whatever. But I hope and pray that he gets a lot of shit done.
Speaker 1:I really do and I honestly do. I honestly, yeah, I agree. I think he's gonna fucking be great for us too. And you know, eat my words four years from now, if he goes in there and takes it, I don't see it happening. I don't. I don't either. I wish I had a fucking box of Bitcoin. God damn, dude, it went from $22,000 for each coin. It's $88,000 a coin right now. Yeah, that's fucking insane. A year and a half ago, I had half a coin. It was only worth $800 or $8,000 is what it was. Yeah, I wish I had a hang on to that for some bit. Dude, I'm sick to my stomach. I should have known. But then again, it's a risk. If you'd have bought a bunch and Kamala won, I think it would have fucking plummeted. The stock would have plummeted because it has something to do with Elon Musk.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll see. I mean, like I said, he won, he kicked that ass. Oh yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1:I was going to say he did kick that ass. Yeah, Dude, I've got people been asking where's the next show. We've got to hear all this spicy political shit, yeah yeah, no, no, I fucking love it. I got nothing bad to say. I mean, he went out there and he put it was like the 90, was a 92 with the cowboys and the bills. When it said that's what it was, it was just an ass whipping from, from opening for less money from yeah for less money.
Speaker 2:Dude, do you think all that shit about?
Speaker 1:all who she paid off is is all true, I'm pretty sure. I mean they got.
Speaker 2:They got paperwork, yeah yeah, but I'm pretty sure that republicans paid all those when they do these rallies and stuff like that. I'm sure kid Rock didn't do that shit for free.
Speaker 1:There was no paperwork showing, there was no evidence.
Speaker 2:Well, we'll see they. They could hide it better than the Democrats. Republicans are smarter.
Speaker 1:I think they seen as a joke when you fucking have Meg Meg the stallion.
Speaker 2:Fuck it. Yeah, but you have to understand that's the Democratic thing Like they're going to go for they're trying to get the black vote, so they want to make sure that they cater to that, Just like the Republicans National Convention. They're catering to their demographic. They have Kid Rock, they have the preachers, they have this and that, and then you have the Democrats. And I'm not saying it's bad just because you have a rapper or whatever, because I mean Donald Trump, I mean he pardoned fucking Kodak Black, and Kodak Black is is a terrible, terrible rapper, but I mean he just talks about shit that you wouldn't think.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:If you play his music and be like Donald Trump, pardon this dude, You'd be like what? But he had a reason for it, so what?
Speaker 1:I don't care. You think Biden pardoned his son. I don't know. I don't think he could, because it's still ongoing, I guess it's still not ongoing.
Speaker 2:I'll put it to you like this If he does, I ain't mad at him. Right, I would do the same yeah, you know, because that's his kid. So you got, you're not. It's not like you're going, you're done with government after this. It's not like you're going back running for senate and stuff like that or government. So I I'd do it and if I was trump I'd whatever he can pardon, if he can pardon himself or pardon anything else I do.
Speaker 1:I think all those cases are fucking off.
Speaker 2:Well, no, and they are, and they should have never been brought in the first place. All.
Speaker 1:Right, because they were cases that had never been brought up in the fucking history of courts.
Speaker 2:The only problem I have with that and it has nothing to do zero to do necessarily with Trump is the way those documents were just sitting all over the house somewhere and stuff like that. Other than that, get a fucking storage, you know. Other than that, it was a waste of time as the way the taxpayer dollars it was, it was just a waste all around and all and all it did.
Speaker 2:But I, I think I'm going to say we can go back and listen. I'm going to say I told you that all that was going to win him the election. Oh, when you start doing all this shit, it did nothing but but help him yeah, because it makes.
Speaker 1:It makes the people that have people that in their family they feel have been wrong exactly if they can, then now they can sympathize with them, be like okay, yeah, so I had a lot of you know, america did it to themselves america voted son, that's what happened.
Speaker 2:Well, no, no, I shouldn't have said america that's. That was wrong, but the the justice, the justice department. There you go. They did it to themselves.
Speaker 1:I think he goes there and cleans the fucking house, gets rid of the education, fucking you know which is.
Speaker 2:I think it's stupid so this funny fucking picture after they left the ufc fight the other night, trump and, uh, rfk and junior and all that they're on their private. Did you see the picture of them? They're eating mcdonald's. Oh, yeah, rfk's got a fucking big mac. Mr fucking king of, yeah, we're not eating all this bullshit. Maybe that was a setup, well, no, well, first off, if robert doesn't have the guts enough to say I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna pose with this. Yeah, because it should, he shouldn't have done that. It goes every again. Everything he he's standing for, yeah, but everybody else can eat what they want. We know trump eats mcdonald's all the fucking time. Because it should, he shouldn't have done that, it goes against everything he's standing for?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but everybody else can eat what they want. We know Trump eats McDonald's all the fucking time. I'm not worried about that, I don't care. Hey, I think that's cool as shit that you, you know that you.
Speaker 2:I think it's cool, weird as shit that you won't eat McDonald's but your president will. I won't, but anyways, it's rfk. I wouldn't have taken a picture with a big mac in my hand. Yeah, you know he didn't eat it. Yeah, you know he didn't eat it, but that just tells me. You don't have the balls to tell the man. No, I'm not gonna do this, I'm gonna sit right here in this, but you all can eat that shit. I'm not gonna eat it. Yeah, I'm just not gonna hold nothing. And it's not like I'm gonna hold a salad and smile. I'm not gonna hold nothing, but I'm not gonna hold a fucking big mac in my hand just because we're taking a picture together.
Speaker 1:Speaking about a fight. Tell me, that wasn't the most bullshit fight you'd ever watched.
Speaker 2:I've had better fights with my wife. We're talking about the Tyson fight now, yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Tyson dropped the ball period he sold out.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, definitely.
Speaker 1:Netflix fucking dropped the ball period.
Speaker 2:Well, if you go back and watch it and you really watch it Mike Tyson should have knocked his ass out in like 10 seconds. He held back so much that first round Held back. So, yeah, he sold out. But you know what? For $20 million, what are you going to do? I'd do the same, probably.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but then Jake Paul want to call out Canelo.
Speaker 2:Bro See, and Canelo's got too much respect for himself to do that. But if I was canelo, I'm not gonna say canelo's on the downside, but canelo's got about another year, yeah, and he's done with boxing, whether or not he starts to lose or not. He's got about another year, maybe two.
Speaker 2:Then I would take on jake paul yeah, I guess so but I want more money than Jake Paul if I do it and I'm talking to Escanelo, like, if you're making $40, I'm making $60. Yeah, and there's no rules. The only rules is actual boxing, sanction rules. No two-minute rounds. Yeah, no full-on boxing. No gloves we use regular gloves. We're not going to use heavy gloves. But it's not going to happen. Jake Paul's not going to do that. He's not a boxer. I will say this.
Speaker 1:He's come a long way if you look at his first boxing match.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he still looked like a spar match. He was just as gas as Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:For what a 16-minute fight. Yeah, yeah, shit Dude. It was terrible. But just to watch Mike Tyson in all those sparring sessions and stuff that he did before the fight and then to watch him in the fight. It just shows that it was a setup. It just shows it was all for show.
Speaker 1:He could have knocked him out so many times.
Speaker 2:What this was. It was Netflix's first live event. It was their training, because January the WWF's coming and they're going to do their Mondayay night and friday night rolls on netflix live stream now wwf's not going to pull 60 million people, but they worked out the kinks. Yeah, they're not. Not too many events is going to pull that amount of people. So now they're ready for wwf?
Speaker 1:yeah, man, the world was watching that fight. Oh yeah, the minute I see fucking.
Speaker 2:If it wasn't mike tyson I would not have watched it. I can guarantee you there's not another name that you could have put on that card that would made me stay up till midnight when I had to work the next day. I agree, I stayed up for mike tyson, that's it we all did. I wanted to leave right after the girls fight.
Speaker 1:That was the best fight of the night it was a good fight at what well when I seen rosie perez as a commentator the, the first lady of boxing. Bro, are you serious?
Speaker 2:And then Cedric, the Entertainer's, on the beginning of the, looking like the dad from Coming to America.
Speaker 1:Yes, he did, didn't he? I don't know, I should have known then. It was fucking bullshit. It was like a Netflix.
Speaker 2:We all knew it was. We just wanted Not me. I lost $200 on this fucking rig. We wanted deep down inside for Mike Tyson to just knock that fucker out and we knew deeper down inside that that wasn't going to happen, but it was worth it so we could talk about it.
Speaker 1:I get it, bro. I don't know if it's still worth it. I'm still in the fucking.
Speaker 2:Like I said, I had to work the next day. When I got to work. I don't never stay up till midnight and Mike Tyson was the only thing that kept me up. That's it. I wanted to leave. So bad. We were over at a friend's house while having a watching party. Oh, I left. I wanted to leave. I was snuggling in my bed. You left for a different reason. Somebody had a little too much to drink. Yeah, I'd say so.
Speaker 1:I'd say so I'd say so. I actually lost my cup on the way home somewhere. My little bitty highball glass is gone and it's only one block away. You don't?
Speaker 2:know how the fuck.
Speaker 1:I'm looking for the next day. I guess I put it in the seat and took off, but you know let's get these emails.
Speaker 2:Shit shows shows 2024. Let's go. This is the coolest part of the show where we read your emails on the loan. But the best part is hearing me flow. So let's get to this shit, bro. Yeah, hearing me flow. So let's get to this shit, bro. Yeah, uh. So we've been gone for a couple weeks. We got a little ahead of ourselves and, not even thinking about it, we had three, three emails, two of them we pretty much already discussed. I'm gonna read them, just because we're gonna do the respectful thing. But we got one from andy that how much did y'all enjoy the election? He was on a boat, I was at home, but, like I said, before 10 o'clock I was in bed.
Speaker 1:I woke up happy.
Speaker 2:I'm 1 million percent happy with the results.
Speaker 1:Man, I like hearing you say that that just makes our friendship so much better.
Speaker 2:No, it wouldn't, because if Kamala would have won, I'd say the same thing I'm happy with the result. She's my president.
Speaker 1:I know, but I would have been like Exactly.
Speaker 2:I love you so much, but so much. Let's not do that on air. But thanks, andy, for the email. Corey G from Florida what did y'all think about the Jake Paul Tyson fight? Oh shit, we talked about that. That's why I said we've been off for a couple weeks, so we got a little ahead of ourselves just rambling. But, corey, thanks for the email. But yeah, we were a little pissed at the ending, but I don't think we could expect anything.
Speaker 1:I think we all knew it deep down, but fucking.
Speaker 2:Jesus, we got. We do have an email we didn't talk about. Okay, that's from britney, it uh. She wants to know thanksgivings next week. What are we doing for thanksgiving and what is a must-have thanksgiving dish that you have to have for thanksgiving dinner? I'll let you start what's a must-have?
Speaker 1:yeah, green bee casserole. Okay, you know, we can say turkey, we can say everything else, but I gotta have green. What's a?
Speaker 2:must have, yeah, green bean casserole.
Speaker 1:Okay, really, we can say turkey, we can say everything else, but I've got to have green bean casserole.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 1:Bro, that's my favorite. You don't strike me as a green bean casserole guy. Oh, if it's fresh green beans, oh, it's fucking old point Okay, yours.
Speaker 2:Mine is mashed potatoes Pretty generic, I'm pretty easy. Mashed potatoes and corn um, I like putting corn on my potatoes, not gravy, so really that's just something. My grandma, what I was being raised, that's something she always had, was cream style corn and mashed potatoes and then we had everything else. I mean had 23 sides. Oh shit, she knew I liked the, the cream style corn, and she always made mashed potatoes, but she would literally she'd make like two cans of corn because nobody ate it but really me and my cousin, but uh, so mashed potatoes for me I think we're doing fred's giving this year right yeah, as usual.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for thanksgiving. This year we'll have everybody over. I think we're doing at my house this year my boys coming, my dad's coming, awesome, awesome, you guys coming. I'm doing the turkeys, doing the turkeys.
Speaker 1:Doing the turkeys Does that?
Speaker 2:make you nervous. No, no, you redeemed yourself the very next year. That was good. That turkey was amazing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to deep fry one and bake one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you get your own thermostat, so you're good now, oh, you're goddamn right, but yeah, it's a week from thursday, bro, next week bro, I need to go get some turkeys.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I'll go this week, but can I get any? Start throwing them out. But yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2:Dude, I love thanksgiving yeah, we do it, we do it up, we watch the cowboys. We're in the garage, we're in the house, we're all over the place. There's, like I said, about 20, 30 people around here the kiddos and we have a blast. It's uh, it's uh for me to to have a small family. I'm doing my mom uh sunday. Uh, she's coming over with her husband and my grandma. We're gonna do thanksgiving on sunday for her and then I go to her for christmas. But I have a really small family, so it's really just my friends my family for sure.
Speaker 1:But yeah, but uh but it's.
Speaker 2:It's still a good day. I have fun. This year is going to be amazing because I cut off orders. I I'm literally. I have half the thanksgiving plates. I have half of what I did last year because I cut it off I cut it off a week early, oh yeah I'm just, I was just tired, so I put I put on there sold out, I'm done.
Speaker 2:well, I'm not delivering for you, but delivering is even easy. This year I think I'm going to have one person help me and I told Stephen. I said honest to God, I think I'll be done the day before Thanksgiving. I'll be done by 3, 4 o'clock.
Speaker 1:Oh really, that's cooking and everything.
Speaker 2:Well for my business. Yeah, yeah, then I'll start on our stuff. But I got you, I got you. But last year hell, it was the day before thanksgiving. I was at walmart at 10 or 9 or 10 o'clock that night because I had forgot somebody's order so I had to run to grab oh shit, some bullshit, to make real quick but I think I remember that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think I remember that but um but I mean it's yeah, at least you know now meals by.
Speaker 2:Mike is catering, only not doing my nightly meals yeah, yeah, just just doing the catering I'm excited about you live in the 75189 area code, or or well? Now, if you live in the dallas fort worth, there you go, then I can come to you. What's that number? 469-441-9970. That's Bill's by Mike. Or you can fly me out and I can cook for you at your house, oh.
Speaker 1:Can I go with you?
Speaker 2:As long as you have vodka and sweet tea.
Speaker 1:Can I be your sous chef? Yes, you can. Yes, maybe those girls that you met at the. I doubt it, I doubt it. I'm telling you they were. They were a hot mess and and they were like oh no, I'm not a hot mess, I'm spicy something, I'm like a little bit crazy, a little bit crazy. But you know, those are just the type of people that fucking come up to me. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2:Everybody likes to talk to me well, I'm I'll be honest with you, I'm kind of jealous over everybody because, like I said, for the last two, three months I've just been swamped, so I haven't had time to hang out and do what I'd like to do. I always tell everybody, this job's fucking with my social life. Yeah, yeah, but now that I've slowed down, I'm still busy for the holidays. I'm still busy for the holidays, but now I don't have to work during the week, unless I have a catering or something like that. Then I'll be glad to get back out there and have some fun, but I don't even have right now. I don't have any fun stories of hanging out or doing anything.
Speaker 1:We haven't done anything.
Speaker 2:I go and I work. I go have dinner with my wife. I've been. I went over to my buddy's house to watch a Maverick game once really and twice and they've started. They started back in a month ago and you know they played two, three times a week. But I just like I said, I just I don't have time. It's not that I don't have time, I'm just responsible enough to where I don't hang out knowing that I have to work the next day. So I'll go over there for like the first time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, exactly. Well, because in my I guess everybody's profession, but my profession especially if. If I'm having a rough day, it's gonna my food's gonna reflect that. Oh yeah, if I got a hangover, my food's gonna reflect that, I guess.
Speaker 1:So so I have to have a straight head when I'm cooking I can see that I know I've heated up a couple microwaving pizzas before and been very upset the whole time I was cooking.
Speaker 2:Should have just ordered Pizza Hut.
Speaker 1:It tastes like shit. Now I know why. So I know the Cowboys play tonight, so what do you think about that game?
Speaker 2:You know I'm waiting. The season's over. The season was over two or three weeks ago. I'm waiting on Cooper Rush to have have. He's gonna have one game where he breaks out, and this might be I thought it was gonna be against the eagles. That was the prime. That was a great setup for him to come out. Yeah, oh yeah for him to come out, but I there's going to be a time where he's he's gonna have a game and it might be against the texans. It's, once again, it's a perfect setup. You're at home, you're playing your rivalry.
Speaker 1:Them fucking Texans have stomped our ass every year since they've been fucking a team.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we got it on there, but I'm going to write it down. What do you think the score is going to be?
Speaker 1:34 to 6.
Speaker 2:34 to 6. Are you crazy?
Speaker 1:No, I bet we don't score a offensive touchdown period.
Speaker 2:So I'm going to say that the defense is finally going to show up and I'm going to say we're going to win 21-17.
Speaker 1:Ooh, look, I'm a diehard fan.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm a diehard fan too, but I always tell everybody I'm not one of those that, oh, this could be, this is this, and it's like no once we get through december, because we can play first three months of the season and then we get to december and we always suck, but now maybe it'll.
Speaker 2:It's vice versa maybe december will win fuck dude, I hope you know you know. What I'm more pissed off about is when we're in mexico it's a Monday night game against the Bengals, and I'm not even looking forward to watching it. Normally every year I love going in there and we wear our jerseys and we take over the whole fucking bar, but this year I'm still going to watch it.
Speaker 1:We're going to the LSU-OU game and it's a fucking worthless game. None of them are ranked. I think LSU fell off this weekend after losing to Florida. The worst team in the SEC. Nice job Minus Oklahoma, but Go Fuck them, Tigers. I was looking at the seats yesterday and I was like man, I think I can sell these probably.
Speaker 2:Not do it.
Speaker 1:I think we're going to have a good time. We are sitting on the LSU side, so I'm like, no, I think we're going to have a good time. We are sitting on the LSU side, so I'm like, fuck, I thought we were on the Oklahoma side, but no, it's going to be a fun game. Hopefully she don't leave me Because I ain't going to talk major shit. If we win, but if we lose, it's to be expected. But if we win, oh. But if we. If we win, oh. But if we win that fucking game, I will be uncontrollable. That would be a long six hour talking shit right home. I can only imagine. And it's a night game.
Speaker 2:I'd sit on the fucking roof. I would too. You know, I don't want to hear. You is the problem.
Speaker 1:Oh, god damn all right, peeps, it's been a good, good week, yeah, glad we made it back safe. Donald Trump is my president, donald Trump is my president man, I love hearing you say that.
Speaker 2:Peace out y'all. We'll talk to y'all next week, thanksgiving week. Donald Trump is my president.
Speaker 1:Donald Trump is my president. President.
