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We kick off the year discussing the hilarity behind New Year’s resolutions and why we abandon them so quickly. From laugh-out-loud anecdotes to candid talks about family, health, and sports, the episode promises a relatable dive into the chaos of life and priorities.
• Banter about time away and the need for laughs
• Humor around New Year’s resolutions and previous failures
• Discussion of common resolutions with light-hearted commentary
• The struggle of balancing family time and personal commitments
• Insights on health changes and budgeting talks
• Emphasis on living life fully and enjoying the journey
• Passionate sports talk regarding the Dallas Mavericks
• Final thoughts on current societal issues and listener engagement
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Speaker 2:Yeah, we are back. This is a shit show. These shit shows. I'm Craig, my name is Michael. That's Michael, not Miguel. That's Michael. It's not Miguel for sure, because I'm trying to get deported. He's only been called.
Speaker 1:Michelle twice, don't call me Miguel. Let's get this Glad to be back, y'all, god dang.
Speaker 2:Don't call me Miguel.
Speaker 1:How long has it been bro?
Speaker 2:I feel like it's been like six years.
Speaker 1:I feel like I raised a kid since we've been on it's been like six years, I think. I feel like I raised a kid since we've been on, I feel like we're in the year 2032. I mean, you look a lot, you look good, you look like you've lost the weight. We're on camera.
Speaker 2:Well, I look sexy you do look sexy. I don't know that I've lost weight, I'm just sexy I like to say I'm always sexy yeah, if you, if you like, if you like that dad bod, you know, I'm well, I mean november was the last time we actually kind of aired a show, Wasn't that great.
Speaker 1:I think it was the Thanksgiving special right before we went on our trip. Life happens right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, definitely, like I said, I've always said this ain't our full-time job.
Speaker 1:But what we're trying to really do is fuck that, quit them jobs. We need you to send money. Go fund me, paige, you can send nudes.
Speaker 2:I like nudes. I like nudes. I just don't like my nudes. You know I want to do podcasts. Strippers and cocaine, those are like that's my top three. I would not do cocaine, at least like three days a week I'm just saying that's where I'm going, that's where I want to take the show well, let's fucking go. Hey, hear that strippers cocaine.
Speaker 1:And what was the other one?
Speaker 2:Strippers cocaine Shit, I forgot. And podcast Podcast, podcast Podcast strippers cocaine. Yes, you can't put me on the spot like that.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean these local, you know, massage centers. I got a bad memory. Rub a tug in there. We just call them strippers.
Speaker 2:I got some bad memory.
Speaker 1:I think we can get some strippers here and make them do some work for the, you know, for the elderly people work off some of their probation community service. Try to get their way through college. Yeah, man, I'll pay for college. We pay for three kids to go to college. None of them graduated.
Speaker 2:So we're in 2025. 2025. That's the year man we missed it all. We're late. I know we're already in February, but everybody does all these New Year's resolutions. Are you a New Year's resolution person?
Speaker 1:Man, I've talked and I've said I want to do resolutions, but I really don't think I've ever made it past February on any resolution. You're a noncommittal guy on that, even the ones that I felt like I was really committed to. They didn't last past February for sure. First holiday come around, you know. February, you have valentine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, I probably lost everything at the end, you know I was never a resolution person, like never I didn't it's because you didn't want to put something out there and have to stick to it, or I just know that it's not going to happen.
Speaker 2:like no, I'm telling you, like, here's the thing I can say I'm going to on a diet, I'm going to eat right for the next two weeks. That's a realist talking. It's like I'm sorry, but I'm in shell getting something to drink and I walk past the candy aisle. There's a Reese's Cup right there, or Twix. I am a drinker and I grab it, I got no willpower man, I got no willpower.
Speaker 1:There'll be a new candy come out. You know, and I still, you know, stir from the candy every once in a while. It's a hard candy. Now I'm getting older, my teeth are getting a little grittler, but now they got these fucking gummies. Bro, I'll walk by and be like I need two bags of them, motherfucker, and my wife will be like. You got two. They're both eight. Before I get home, you be eating the shit out of them guns. I do.
Speaker 1:That's what it comes out like. Oh no, Sometimes they don't process all the way.
Speaker 2:Well being. In that we're talking about the New Year's, I come together. Well, I didn't come together, I just looked the shit up. But the top ten New Year's resolutions yeah, the top ten, google that shit. So I thought they were kind of funny. Number ten is read more, read more. Yeah, who the fuck makes that up? Like I don't wake up and be like yo. I want to read more.
Speaker 1:Man, there's book clubs out there, so somebody's fucking reading.
Speaker 2:Well, that's fine. I'm an audio book kind of guy, but that's not a resolution. You can read all you want, but that's not a resolution like nobody.
Speaker 1:But if it's something you want to change your life and that's what you do, it's kind of it can be right. Hell, you could say I'm gonna tie my shoes every day.
Speaker 2:That can be a resolution yeah, true, true story, it's a commitment that you want to commit, that you're never gonna I guess everybody has different views. You know, we think of tradition, we think we talk about strippers, cocaine and podcasts, and other people think about reading books and watching kids and shit like that.
Speaker 1:I wish I didn't have to go to work. I could sit upstairs and do the podcast. There was a stripper and it's a cocaine you know I'm trying to be a stay-at-home dad dude, I think you would be great at it. I mean, you got no kids, you got your dog, but that don't really count fuck that dog, fuck that dog, all right.
Speaker 2:So number 10 was read more. Uh, number nine is travel. More that's a that to me, that's more realistic.
Speaker 1:I'm done traveling. I've traveled more, but I see, I see what somebody would want. Yeah no, I mean they don't ever travel right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they want to travel well especially when you, if you travel with a group, a fun group it's all you like it's a lot. It's a lot different than, and it's not taking away, like if me and stephanie were to go to florida, we'd have a great time, but if you add six, eight more people to the mix, they will all get along and we don't have to worry about anything.
Speaker 2:Jealousies no shit like that yes, group like yeah, it's just like man, that's's just, it's so much fun. And even this one, you know Stephanie, she's like, she thinks about, like where can we go this year as a group, Like what can we do for a vacation?
Speaker 1:She starts in January when she has a vacation. I love that. So we kind of screwed something up. He mentioned her name. We're going to say Stephanie's going to be our new quote unquote producer, right.
Speaker 2:She's going to keep us in line.
Speaker 1:She's the one who's going to keep us in line. But you know, in the background.
Speaker 2:She's going to try. We're not going to let her talk, though. Anyways, she must be a mutant. What's number eight? Number eight is spend more time with family and friends, fuck that too. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I've had enough of that this year as well. I'm not going to lie to you. I am cut off from spending time with family. Y'all are lucky we're in the same neighborhood. You know what? I've got to leave both of them together because we've done so much traveling and usually to go see family. Fuck them, fucking family.
Speaker 2:Well, for me, I have a small family. I'm missing some cousins that I don't speak to anymore. I'm missing some cousins that I don't speak to anymore. I'm missing a couple that I don't speak to as much as often as I should, which is probably my fault, but other than that, you know, I don't really have that big of a family, so it's not that big of an issue, that situation is not.
Speaker 1:I wish I didn't, you know what I got my mom and my dad. I mean we kind of got out of a group but we kind of went our own way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but the ones we have to go see Well, but the thing is, as long as everybody understands that, like just because I don't come around doesn't mean that I don't love you guys less. I have a family that I have to tend to too.
Speaker 1:Well, obviously you want to be a stay-at-home dad.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm trying to.
Speaker 1:Man, I wish my wife hey home dad.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm trying to man, that's my goal. I wish my wife hey I got, I completed.
Speaker 1:I completed one of the eight of my goals your honeydew list. Yeah, one of the first one was get the handicap I'm officially a handicap you have been going to a doctor and I give you praise for that. Praise, praise, jesus yes, yes because I I think we're gonna take an act of congress to get you go. You know congress is really doing. I think we can going to take an act of Congress to get you to go.
Speaker 2:You know Congress is really doing a lot of things right now. I think we can get that done right now.
Speaker 1:We can get anything done through Congress if we want, besides confirming somebody. But I'm glad you've been going to the doctor you needed to.
Speaker 2:Definitely. You know, I told Toast Step I said I'm going to take a little time off January and try to get my health in order. It's not where I need to get it. I still need to do some things, but we're going to figure it out. Yeah, we're going to figure it out.
Speaker 1:I know one day he told me. He said so look, I've been doing my honey, my husbandly duties. I'm thinking to myself hell yeah, he's been putting it in Giving her some booty in the morning. He's like not that bitch, I've been cleaning the house and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cleaning the mop.
Speaker 1:I was proud of them both ways, right. Yeah, definitely you should have been proud of yourself. You know what's going to get you in trouble, though that fucking PlayStation down there.
Speaker 2:So number eight was spend more time with family and friends. Number seven is quit smoking. That's not an issue for me.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, but some people that's what they want to do, you know. Yeah, I'd like to see the stats on how many people actually were able to quit smoking as a resolution. I bet they lit up right after fucking. They said that too.
Speaker 2:Well, but how many are happy and how many are they dread life after because they gain weight? So then they feel self-conscious about themselves.
Speaker 1:I know one smoker that is enjoying life. Then he quit smoking. It's just like quitting heroin. You know what I mean. It's hard to do, I doubt anybody that comparison?
Speaker 2:stopped heroin because they enjoyed it. You know, I've never heard somebody say you smoke marbles and look at him like you do heroin too I'm just getting out there.
Speaker 1:Nobody likes to quit anything, you know all right.
Speaker 2:number six is uh, save more money, spend slash, spend less money. So that wasn't a resolution of mine, but I I'm kind of going with the spend less money right now, I think, kind of going a little more budget friendly and kind of figure out where we're going in this year, this new year.
Speaker 1:But yeah yeah, but obviously you want to save more money, but the key is to spend less or budget it accordingly, I say we never have them really, me and my wife I think that's the one we always talk about, but I think we talk about that every six months.
Speaker 2:That's when you get sidetracked.
Speaker 1:We're going to save money, but I think we do that every six months still, so it's like a biannual fucking resolution. It never happens. I get all happy. You know, if she took over my account control, I would have to leave her. I'm just going to tell you I feel like quitting smoking or heroin.
Speaker 2:I'm sure, maybe that's what we need. We need the Trump effect in your house. Well, we need to have a doge there.
Speaker 1:I mean, what are you going to do with a doge there? I mean, I would run him out, you know.
Speaker 2:So definitely need to watch the money situation. So what was number six? Number six was save more slash, spend less. Number five is, I think. For me it's almost number one and that's live life to the fullest, because that's exactly what I do Like. I live life to the fullest.
Speaker 1:I can't think of a day that I don't live life to the fullest. I can't think of a day that I don't live like, yeah, you know me, I'm hard to paint, yeah, I'm wide fucking open or I'm taking a little nap. Yeah, um, I, I, I didn't agree with that. I mean, it's not very resolution, but yeah, I guess not, but the way I look at it.
Speaker 2:I'll slow down when I die but it could be for some people. You know, some people don't. They're not comfortable with being out and going to do yeah, yeah, it's a struggle. They feel like they can't find friends and stuff like that. That's a struggle for them. That would be a resolution to try to get out a little more and make friends so that they can live life to the fullest. I'll be honest with you I love alone time, but being around people is what makes me more happy yeah, um a good yeah around a good group of people, that, that, that gives me great joy.
Speaker 1:So I don't say I, I will slow down and hang things. You know, my wife, once we're gonna get that big property, you know, yep, dude would go crazy. I think after about six months.
Speaker 2:So you're not having anyone to talk to, definitely.
Speaker 1:I'll be out there talking to squirrels you have names for them. Yeah, I went on this hunt trip. That dude had a name for every one of them deer. I felt bad.
Speaker 2:I was killing them. Selena's going to be like Craig where are you going? I'm going the squirrel some snack on.
Speaker 1:He likes the milk bones, that's why I have friendly animals out there, you know shit, oh goodness, all right.
Speaker 2:Number four is going to be learn a new skill or hobby.
Speaker 1:I can see that.
Speaker 2:I did. I picked up a new hobby. I got me a PlayStation five and I've been playing NCAA and Madden and Fortnite.
Speaker 1:I've been trying to get. I've been playing NCAA and Madden and Fortnite. Bro, I've been playing this.
Speaker 2:We had an incident. I'm sure you can see it online already, but we're Craig Brothers. We had a little get-together the other night, a virtual game. Craig Brothers, a virtual boxing game, and I thought I was going to lose a TV, a garage door, a wall, my dog.
Speaker 1:I swear, if I didn't have to corral everybody it would have been a lot funner for me. But I just knew Blake was going to punch the wall.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, definitely he was all about that the wall of the TV and.
Speaker 1:I loved when everybody was like oh, that ain't nothing, why you breathe so hard. Cricket, I went first, always. Even Sid was out of breath. Everybody got on that thing. It was huffing. They only fought one match. I didn't get on that shit. I know I'm going to get you on this, though.
Speaker 2:I can't walk up a flight of steps. I damn sure ain't boxing nobody for three minutes.
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Speaker 2:Would you my boobs Bloating with boobs, swelling my boobs?
Speaker 1:don't hurt boobs, don't know, I don't have that problem. That's the first stage. Isn't a sign that, and you know, bed sweats?
Speaker 2:yeah, see, that's your problem.
Speaker 1:That is your problem I feel like we all kind of have bed sweats, especially after a good rub. You know, wrinkle the sheets. But I'm glad we're back. We kind of get get caught up, yep, um we didn't get caught up with.
Speaker 2:We got. We got some news stuff we need to talk about. We got, we got. We're being well. First off, I just I can't bite my tongue any longer. What the fuck Dallas Mavericks? What the fuck Well I, what the?
Speaker 1:fuck the second, or Jerry Jones is not the first GM in the fucking Dallas. Now right, how do you get rid of Luka, unless there's something that you knew was in the works? Man, I just, or somebody has a crystal ball that says he's going to be injury-prone.
Speaker 2:I don't mind the trade as long as you get something back in return, and you don't. You sent away a guy who's got 10 years left, and you got away a guy who's got 10 years left and you got back a guy who, if we're lucky, has got three years left.
Speaker 2:If we're lucky, he could have been franchise player yeah and I don't watch much basketball, but you got one first round pick four years from now, when they're already gonna be good because they got, yeah, because they're gonna build around. Luca la is always gonna build around, they always did and they're gonna win a championship that year. We're going to end up with the 183rd pick of the draft, wow.
Speaker 1:I mean, that makes no sense. Even today this happened. What? Saturday night, yeah, or Sunday morning? In certain areas. Still to this day, people can't wrap their head around it.
Speaker 2:No, I still can't.
Speaker 1:You've got to have a reason, you would think.
Speaker 2:So I have a funny story since we talk about this. I just don't, I didn't even thought I was gonna bring this up, but so uh. So I normally don't I'm not boasting about anything, but this just happened to come with the story.
Speaker 2:So I I picked up a new truck last week and it was this was on like thursday well, friday, I was um, because you can name it in your app you can name the truck the vehicle or whatever, so I was thinking about naming it luca okay, because your last one was named tito yeah, last name was tito for the vodka, and so I said I'm naming luca and stephanie says well, babe, wouldn't that be weird if a couple years he's not playing for the mavericks anymore and then 24 hours later they trade the motherfucker like are you serious?
Speaker 1:right now. That's not a coincidence I I almost slipped in the guest room. Who'd you call? Do you have information on Luka that you need to spread?
Speaker 2:I think it's my wife's fault.
Speaker 1:So that is Stephanie at the shoot Said all complaints. I'm sure we got a lot of them. That's some bullshit. Look, I don't follow it that much, but I follow it enough to where we go to several games. Yeah, definitely but I followed enough to where I go. We go to several games, yeah, definitely I followed enough to where even myself was like what the fuck.
Speaker 2:You know well. For instance, there was a, there was a kid, he was a guard, uh, traded to the spurs today. Oh yeah, and he's a good player, don't get me wrong. But even they got two first rounds, a second round pick and like three guys it's like, come on, man, like you got one first round pick for this guy.
Speaker 1:I dug into it because I thought maybe they just didn't name everybody that got traded, you know?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:They really got one for one and then a first round draft pick.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, yeah, exactly that's the only thing they got extra. That's the only thing they got extra was the first round pick in 2029. They had to have a crystal ball of somebody sucking somebody's people. Could you imagine if you're the Lakers GM and I'm the Mavericks GM and I call you up and I said, hey, you have any interest in trading AD for Luca?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that dude was like have you ever?
Speaker 2:seen the movie. You don't want to show your card, you don't want to get too excited because you want to make sure this shit is real. But it's like is that a real question? You know?
Speaker 1:what he drafted with Kevin Costner. Where he fucking ends up getting everything. That's that same guy.
Speaker 2:He's like this sucker Same. Thing. I was so sick, bro. I get a text back five minutes later.
Speaker 1:that says I'm busy right now. I'm at the clubhouse about to jump off the roof. I was about to jump off the roof, yeah.
Speaker 2:What kind of shit is that? I love the Mavs, I really do. I'm a football and a Cowboy fan, but honestly, basketball is probably number one for me. I really love it and by looking at me you wouldn't think so because I can't play basketball. No, more.
Speaker 1:I feel like you're a good shooter.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'd kill him from three, but I'm not driving to the basket. I couldn't make it to the front.
Speaker 1:I don't even see my boy walk, but he can stand up and lock him in place before we go anywhere.
Speaker 2:It's like a transfer you definitely got to lock him in place. But it happens it happens, but you know what One depressing moment with the Luca thing to another is what is going on with all of these airline crashes?
Speaker 1:They're falling out of the sky. Yeah, so you know there's all this whole conspiracy about.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is First off. This is a conspiracy. There is like wet dream.
Speaker 1:I know. But what people don't realize is maybe not the size of the planes that fall. You know that crash, but planes crash all the time, whether it be little single sets of all the time you don't hear about, but now you're going to hear about it.
Speaker 2:These are the size of large planes well, there was one in Victoria, texas, on yesterday or Saturday. No, no, no, I think there was only four people on board.
Speaker 1:It's a small plane, but yeah honestly, I think maybe I don't know, maybe the, the people you know, the instructors that taught the Al Qaeda people, maybe they're teaching people. Still, they just fall out of the sky. You know, you never know, bro, maybe that's what they're trying to do. You know, they learned to fly, but they didn't learn to land. No, but I was told that you know, I've got a direct line with the Pentagon.
Speaker 2:Okay, you know, we all know I do. I've got a direct line with the Pentagon.
Speaker 1:Okay, we all know I do Right. So I was told that the helicopter the one that's in, I guess, washington that fell in the Potomac or wherever it was at the helicopter was way higher than it should have ever been per FAA standards, which how that is, I have no clue. I've never been that high Kidding. So then the plane ran into it because it was a Black Hawk helicopter. They're known to be stealthy, obviously. Yeah, I'm sure they just ran into each other, you know. But there's got to be questions to answer and they're digging into it. I'm sure they'll find something. You know we have a new federal, you know, aviation czar.
Speaker 2:Basically, hopefully they dig into it. I have all the faith in my US government.
Speaker 1:I'm starting to feel that now, though in life there's a lot of executive orders written out there, we do have a new government.
Speaker 2:You said it in life.
Speaker 1:Look when you write that many executive orders in one fucking week. Either you're really crazy or you have an agenda that you really want to go with and only time will tell.
Speaker 2:I'm not, I'm not. I'm not talking about any of those theories, no, no. I'm just saying I'm not going to sit here and pin, nitpick every single move. We're going to wait a year and after a year then we really look up what's going on and then we go from there. Well, you could, there's some things that you can do. Well, there's some things you can do. After a year, like after a year, we should already know about all this border situation. But only time's gonna tell. Only time's gonna tell. So I wish them all the best. I wish them all the luck, like every president or every government.
Speaker 1:I wish them the best, yeah, but I also wish that they do what the reason they preach on what they ran on. You know, honestly, he is crazy. The shit is he ran on he's fucking wrote. He said he's moved forward with all those crazy theories. Everybody kept saying he'll never do that. He'll never do that what he ran on when he was campaigning Every one of them he signed an executive order on, which is crazy as shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But we'll see.
Speaker 2:Only time will tell.
Speaker 1:Let's get it. Let's let him do his thing. Yeah, you know, democrats back off, let him run. You know, if they run it to the ground for four years, they can't do any worse than what was already in place, right, I'm not saying anything about the Democrats, I voted for Jefferson. George Jefferson.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did.
Speaker 1:Because you were moving on up. That was his campaign.
Speaker 2:Moving on up. What did he say? Shut up honky To the sky. What did Nick say? What did Nick's shirt say? Was it shut up honky? Yeah, I miss those shows you never know.
Speaker 1:Well, they still have them on Nick at night, I think. Oh, okay, but I will say we'll see what happens out with this government and everything that takes place and hopefully everything rolls really good. I think it will. Uh, there's a lot to put out there so well.
Speaker 2:So the the problem? I think it will. The problem is is the internet is keeping this country divided, because if you look on tiktok, it's just it is. It's sad, you know. And here's the thing. Let the man do his job. Okay, he's either going to fail or he's going to. There's only two options. He's not going to be mediocre, he's going to kick ass or he's going to suck. And when that time comes, for that to be his decision, whether he sucked, and that's what it is. But if you keep fighting, it's like all these confirmation hearings. Just why are we going through this? Just give them their jobs and let them get to work.
Speaker 1:Let them get to work. Yeah, exactly, and you can debate on if they are doing a great job, depending on your eyes. I've listened to a lot of these confirmation and some of these questions that these Democrats are trying to pin on these people, or you know some of the questions they're asking. You're like are you really asking that? How about we talk about why they're even here, right? Why are you even trying to be, you know, confirmed into this role? Other than what? Why did you take a picture with this person in a book signing? Who gives you know? Honestly, let the guy run the show.
Speaker 2:Well, but once again that also, when people say shit like that, it it doesn't work. Well, four years ago or whatever, when biden was trying to get people confirmed. All the the republicans are like blah blah blah.
Speaker 1:We didn't have that we didn't have. We didn't have. The here's what the republicans didn't have the majority then. So, even though confirmation, you still have to have a majority on the vote, obviously yeah, but that has nothing to do with the questions being asked.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about the questions being asked I get you on that both of them are going to ask stupid fucking questions about stupid bullshit you know a lot of the whole new uh press secretary.
Speaker 1:She is the. I know you don't like her as much. I got a crush on her. She's the fucking. She dropped a big dick on that whole fucking first meeting and you're right, there was some inconsistency, but I felt like there was way more information come through and I'm going to speak on that as well, because there's a lot more information coming through. I think they're going to try to be as more transparent as possible, because the minute they are not, they're going to jump all over them like a, like a, you know, a foxhound, yeah, but what I was getting at is I don't know if you listen to it, but they're opening up the press, you know, at the oval office oh, I've already got my shit in there.
Speaker 2:Let's fuck, yeah do it bro. Wouldn't that be the shit when they said okay I'm trying to take some coke back in the white house. No, no they're not about bringing in media, yeah yeah, for like even tiktok people and stuff like that wouldn't you be awesome, like, okay, the new members we you know immediately have today?
Speaker 1:yeah and you could sit first chair. Yeah like we have craig and mike from the shit shows.
Speaker 2:They're very reputable so what if they only allowed one of us? How would we determine who went? Would we duke it out Like a wrestling match?
Speaker 1:or something.
Speaker 2:No, that's gay.
Speaker 1:We would just have a foot race.
Speaker 2:You're going to win, you're going to die afterwards because you're going to be out of breath.
Speaker 1:We would flip my coin and we'll figure out heads or tails. I got to go heads though, because both sides are heads.
Speaker 2:I would be able to take like two steps and then I'd be done.
Speaker 1:I think we can both.
Speaker 2:You can long jump and still beat me. You can long jump and still beat me, I guarantee.
Speaker 1:I would fucking take a nap and still beat you guys, fuck you.
Speaker 2:It's my ass, craig. I love you to death, see.
Speaker 1:And you are my dog Fucking friends. But I would run to the end and come back and still talk to you back and then run again. But I wouldn't be like the tortoise what was it? The tortoise and the rabbit or the hare, where he fell asleep and got beat. Yeah, I would just continue. I would still be out of breath as shit, though yeah, I'd have to come back. I used to get winded.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:But they have been letting two people go. New media, you know. Yeah, no, no, it's cool, like I said we got to pass the background check, but I think we should do it. Yeah, I mean, it says you got to be a reputable podcast. We are very reputable.
Speaker 2:We're reputable.
Speaker 1:I mean you can't get no more reputable. I can't spell that.
Speaker 2:It starts with an R.
Speaker 1:Reputable, reputable, reputable, reputable, reputable. Reputable kind of confused I'm trying to be I'm trying to be politically correct. Say that again politically correct.
Speaker 2:You know that's what we're gonna do we need to come on and say these big words and say how about? We fuck it up. Oh you're. You're gonna make me look like an idiot if you do that, because I'm politically correct.
Speaker 1:See my problem my tongue is bigger than my mouth, something like that. You know what I mean I know someone.
Speaker 2:I know someone who does like that.
Speaker 1:I know you say every time I drink something I have to touch my tongue.
Speaker 2:Oh no, you do it's like a horse. Look, there's more than one thing oh, Cholula bottle.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you I've ruined it for someone else. Where we were at, I was talking about Cholula bottle. We were together with a couple. Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 2:I've drank since couple yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't remember they.
Speaker 2:I've drank since then. Oh, it was your dad then. That was cool.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I think it was the monitor or somebody. And somebody told me I'll never be able to drink your used Cholula again. Oh yeah, so we were somewhere in there.
Speaker 2:Well, devin said the same thing. They put Cholula at the. I don't remember what it was, but Devin sent us a text and said I'll literally never think of Cholula ever again.
Speaker 1:Well it happens. You know, that has that same effect on women sometimes. Yeah, either they think about it all the time or they never take aggressive again. You know, yeah, it kind of has that effect. Yeah, yeah, definitely it it again. You know, yeah, kind of has that effect yeah, yeah, definitely it has a mind of its own, literally no definitely all right.
Speaker 2:So, um man, hey it was. It was good to be back. This was a good feeling. I enjoyed this. I'm glad we came. We are back.
Speaker 1:This is therapy, yeah I don't know what we would do without y'all. I know, I know what I do. I go crazy and uh sit and talk to my computer and make up shit yeah, yeah, playing virtual poker online shit dude, I'm telling you my boy's not sitting in and I forget her name, but it's like grandma, something like betty grandma.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I forget her name, but they sound pretty cool. Yeah, but do this virtual thing. If they ever have this and it's porn, I'm gonna have to just kick out. I have to get rid of my goddamn PlayStation. It is legit.
Speaker 2:Do they have a number on the back of the PlayStation? You can call.
Speaker 1:I'm sure they do. Anyways, we're going to get out of here.
Speaker 2:Guys, thank you all so much. I hope you guys enjoy the show.
Speaker 1:Go find us at TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook. It's these shitshows. All one word. All one word. Look for us, Listen, subscribe, like and add your comments. Yeah, and I love what we got ahead for y'all.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, Mavericks.
Speaker 1:Fuck you Mavericks. Yeah, yeah, bring it up Blondo. Bring it up Blondo. Bring it up Rondo.
