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What's up, brother?
Speaker 2:Yo man, another day, what's?
Speaker 1:happening.
Speaker 2:It's happening right.
Speaker 1:What is today? Is today Valentine's Day? No, it's the 16th. Oh, that passed Valentine's Day. I missed Valentine's.
Speaker 2:Day then what you didn't give your wife nothing.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't get enough.
Speaker 2:How'd that work out for you? Bought her a new mop. Are you lying now? I Bought her a new mop. Are you lying now I?
Speaker 1:know you're lying. I can only imagine if I got my wife a mop. Well, those that don't know, we said it last week. We kind of had some issues last week, so we wanted to bring our guest from last week back this week so we could actually give them a proper interview. So we have go ahead, craig. Who do we have today?
Speaker 2:We definitely have again, and we have Blake joining us once again. Hopefully I don't hijack the show this time. What happened, bro? I was just trying to fill dead space. I guess I was so excited they were on the show. I was answering my own questions with my own stories, which is out of control.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what be good, let's see. I'll be honest with you. I didn't notice it until yesterday that you hijacked the show, but let's ask our guests how they feel. Did you feel like he hijacked the show from you guys?
Speaker 4:not yes, every question you asked, you answered it for me. It was amazing. Yeah, he's like why even be here?
Speaker 2:I was there I watched the whole, the whole way we're going oklahoma, I got my ass hammered to me by everybody in the car. They're in the vehicle, my son's in the vehicle, my son's in the vehicle, my wife's right behind me. She's going, honey honey.
Speaker 1:No, he took an ass whooping. He took it like a champ too, because he normally don't take ass whoopings like that.
Speaker 4:When I heard the show today, man, it was actually good, though no, no, it was good, but aside and people that were listening may not even realize.
Speaker 1:But as guests, you've got to feel that, you've got to know that. You know, yeah, it was hijacked and my boy's going to get it figured out Well, I will say that, if you know us, it's funnier than shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, mike was sweating. He was laughing so hard. Yeah, I had a headache. I was laughing. Well, I was actually a headache because I was ashamed, I was humble pie. So the rest of the day I'm counting five, one, two, three, four, five.
Speaker 4:You were nervous man. It's not every day you get celebrities on here.
Speaker 2:I think it was just our first guest back Trying to do it right. New year, trying to do it right, trying to make sure this happens and actually comes it right. I'm trying to make sure this happens, you know, and actually comes out right. Right, are you? Okay? I am actually. No, I couldn't be a woman, for sure. No, these boobs I've got on are very nice For those that can't see.
Speaker 1:I'm sure a picture will be uploaded, but he has teat on right now.
Speaker 4:Well, I brought my Halloween costume. Yeah, the Halloween costume. I pieced it up. You know what we talked about last week, so I brought my silicone boobies for him to wear today. They're nice. And actually they're yours. They're for you to take home. Enjoy yourself. Did you think you were getting them back? Yeah, no, no, You're good, Especially after rubbing them like that. I've got a feeling they're going to be possibly stained by the end of the night. So I'm good I've got a cleaner for latex.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:They're great. But other than that, we do want to apologize and I'm glad we're having you back so that we can give you the proper podcast experience that only we can provide. I would say yeah.
Speaker 2:It is definitely a we show. Yeah, it's definitely we. I noticed last week it was Nobody else doing no stupid shit like this. It was 100% Craig show. I was like what the fuck? No, we're good, we're good. So, Mike, you want to start with emails?
Speaker 1:We do need to. We'll do a couple of emails and then we're going to get right into them.
Speaker 2:So this is the last email wrap that Mike's going to have. He's going to have to throw down another one, so next week we'll definitely have a different intro for his emails. But here we go on. This Shit shows 2021.
Speaker 1:Go, part 2. This is the coolest part of the show, yeah, where we read your emails on the low, but the best part is hearing me float. So let's get to this shit, bro. Yeah, that's how we doze it. Alright, we got a couple emails. We got one that's from Number one Scar Cowboy of Yahoo. I think that's the number one Scar Cowboy of Yahoo. I think that's the number one email.
Speaker 1:Well, I shouldn't have put it that close to the damn thing. You know I can't read. All right, how do we become? How do we come on the show and when? What did see? I told you I can't read. How do we come on the show and when can I? Is it See? I told you I can't read. How do we come on the show and when can I come on?
Speaker 2:Craig, yeah that's what it says. I don't know We'd have to talk. I mean, this guy here is yeah, he wants to talk about. Yeah, it's completely you know he's going to talk about President's time in prison. He thinks it'd be pretty funny. I don't know. We'll talk. Send us a comment, Send us an email. You know how to get a hold of us.
Speaker 1:How is it? How to get a hold?
Speaker 2:of us. They can get us to Craig at the shitshowscom that's C-R-E-I-G at the shitshowscom, and also Mike at the shitsh shows and Mike is spelled normal. But yeah, send us an email. We'll try to schedule you and get you on the air.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, all right, all right, you got your answer to that. One Second email we got Linda Aroni. Oh, I hope I pronounced that right. I think I did a good job. You killed it. She wants to know do we do any live events and where's Nick? Is he still abducted? So you want to answer that? I'm going to say I'm going to answer the second one. I'll let you do the first one, buddy. Okay, you go first. So Do we do any live?
Speaker 2:events we do. We're actually set up to Be at the Smoke Monkey Music Hall In Rockwall March 1st, 8 pm to 10 pm. Come out and see us. We're actually going to be interviewing the Micro Wrestling Federation. So if you know what I'm talking about it's the little guys that like to wrestle Come on out and see us. We'll have our elevated deck seating and you'll see our shit show banner. Yeah, that's where we'll be. So y'all are going to do little people wrestling yeah, the whole midget wrestling.
Speaker 4:Yeah, sure you can get involved. They like to call it micro. I could actually probably get in on that, I think they're a little bit shorter.
Speaker 1:This is one of the little qualifications where you can ride a roller coaster but you can't get in the ring. Oh okay, they look at you too. I just reached the mark they're looking at you like wow, he's home. You're like Shaq. You're like Shaq to them, man.
Speaker 2:Yes, but yeah, we will be there March 1st Smokey Monkey Music Hall in Rockwell, texas. Uh-uh.
Speaker 1:So, and where's Nick? Is he still up there? I'm going to say he is back, but he's in a state of shock. He's not in his right mind. I quite think he probably should be in a padded room somewhere. He's a bit nuts right now, but we'll hope to. Hopefully he'll make an appearance at the Smoke Monkey. That'd be cool to see him.
Speaker 2:I will say he is deformed a little bit. He doesn't have a million dollars, no, so that'll tell you everything. So he hasn't lost his alien virginity. Well, or they just didn't pay him. You know what I mean. They didn't stiffen my hand. Wouldn't be the first time people have been stiff, right.
Speaker 2:Just saying I love him. Thanks for the emails. Guys, keep sending emails. You know how to find us. You know how. All the Facebook. At the end of the show you will definitely be able to write everything down. Find the links you need to find, come talk to us. All right, so let's follow up on last week's show, please. Where would you like to start? Well, it was a complete shit show, obviously, and you know, you read the transcripts and it is unreal. But I think we ended off with, uh, you two talking about some story about penis, your penis, or was it my?
Speaker 4:penis enlargement? Well, no, oh the penis enlargement.
Speaker 3:Right when I had my surgery, I we were. That's what we were talking about. They gave me dilaudid and fentanyl and dilaudid I don't know what it does to me made my dilaudid I don't know what happened and I don't remember any of it.
Speaker 3:And all he said was I was telling the nurses, I was telling everybody that my husband had a penis implant, that it was so huge I couldn't even. I didn't know what happened, like how did he have surgery? And then I called my dad and was like Dad Blake had a penis, he had penis surgery. It's huge.
Speaker 4:It was fantastic.
Speaker 3:He had to have put something in my mind on that one.
Speaker 4:I don't even know how we got to the point where you were holding my penis. Oh my God, yeah, yeah, because you were gone.
Speaker 3:It's that way every time I have surgery and I'm on still lot.
Speaker 4:She'll ask me to step up and come to her and I'm like okay, and I'll just kind of rub her head, you know whatever, and then the better I know it. You know she's pulling my wiener out. I don't know. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Dilaudid and me don't get along. We get along, but no, I mean.
Speaker 4:I wish we could take Dilaudid home.
Speaker 2:you know I was about to say that's not over the counter. No, no.
Speaker 4:There's got to be something equivalent to that. You know, it's remarkable. I felt so good about myself and then reality set in whenever she came home and she was like oh my God, what happened? Did you get a decrease? Wow, I said yes. You said it hurt. That's what I would have done.
Speaker 2:I felt bad for you so I went ahead and had it reduced. Yeah.
Speaker 4:I was tired. Yeah, you said you couldn't handle it anymore. I was like it yeah, you said you couldn't handle it anymore.
Speaker 1:Exactly, I was like it's the BBC. What can I say? What's it called? Dilaudid, Dilaudid.
Speaker 3:Dilaudid.
Speaker 2:That's what they give you for surgery most of the time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's stronger than fentanyl.
Speaker 2:Isn't that what Michael Jackson died? No propanol.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's you to sleep. There you go, got to rest it Got to rest it.
Speaker 2:He's thrilling. Now you know what I mean Beat it, you're right. There you go, there you go. You know that all leads in. You think Michael Jackson really did it. I mean right. I mean, who knows, who knows, we won't. So, harry, you do like to bake? You like to?
Speaker 4:you're the bread lady is what we call you oh Susie Homemaker.
Speaker 2:Yeah this is just recent.
Speaker 3:Like in the last six months I don't know what changed Hormones moving into our new house?
Speaker 2:I really don't know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love breads and I'm on a big cinnamon roll kick right now.
Speaker 2:Okay, Well, I will say, with the sourdough bread you make that whole process. I need to have you make me some mash for my stew. I didn't even think about that. Because if you have that much attention to that, that sourdough because you gotta, you gotta breathe, you gotta burp it I'll get everything for you. I just need you to make me about five gallons of mash. Yeah, okay, maybe 10, right, and everybody in the neighborhood would be happy.
Speaker 4:She's all like okay okay, you don't know what mash is. What the hell is that?
Speaker 2:mash is actually the main major ingredient for what? Making moonshine? I've got a steel. As long as I'm selling it, it's legal, it's the basis, it's the fermented. So it's a process. Yeah, you know, but I figured with you doing the sourdough. You know the way you make the attention to that burping and all that. I think you would make some great mash, right, yeah.
Speaker 4:I can try it Absolutely and probably set up the still in our backyard.
Speaker 2:It don't take long to still it down. It's legal as long as it's for personal consumption. But I've done it before with sugar. It takes like nine pounds of sugar, lots of bags of it, but it ain't the same. Sure, you do it with some corn mash. Oh man, that makes 150. You know, proof, liquor nasty. Yeah, we'd all have fun with some of that playing type. Yeah, I'll get you the ingredients and see what you can do with it, if you don't mind no, I don't mind.
Speaker 1:The cinnamon rolls are the bomb, though cinnamon rolls are fire yeah, and with every batch they just get better and better.
Speaker 4:I'm a little jealous. The icing is good like they're just they're all. Did you not get one? No, oh, we had them the same night. They had the cheese steaks gotcha bitch there you go, yeah no we actually had them.
Speaker 1:She brought them over for the crawfish boil which you were in Florida that was definitely out of pocket.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I she brought them over for the crawfish boil, which you were in Florida. That was definitely out of pocket. Yeah, I think I heard about them. Yeah, that's good, I mean, but so it's just recently baking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it's moving into this house. I have a big kitchen again and I have no idea. So we are like cooking like crazy and I'm just in this baking stage. So, yeah, it's just something new. I did it when my kids were young and then I grew out of it and was like I'm done, I don't want to do that anymore. Now I'm back to everything's from scratch.
Speaker 1:Now I hear Blake all the time. She's in the fucking kitchen making fucking bread again.
Speaker 2:But you're the cook too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm cooking every day. I cooked again tonight. I made this chicken calzone thing. You know, I just put shit together. But every time I come over here you're like hey well, where's Zara?
Speaker 3:She's fucking bedding her in dude.
Speaker 4:She's fucking cooking, you know, just tied up in the kitchen.
Speaker 3:And I give it away.
Speaker 4:Yeah, take a bite of it have y'all tried to reach out to Fresh.
Speaker 2:You see their bread. You know they think of local vendors all the time. Yeah, yeah yeah, they got a whole stack of bread. That's a good idea. Another source of revenue His name's Kevin.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the manager, you know. Okay, drop in and see we should bring him in here.
Speaker 2:I think you have to have some type of FDA or some approval A lot of home cottage yeah. Or even that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she already knows.
Speaker 4:She already done the research on it.
Speaker 2:I know Bucky's does it.
Speaker 1:so yeah, well, man. So I want to start, or at least my part of it. I want to talk about Blake, what's up?
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:Lord, Tell us, give us an insight on I almost feel like it's like one of them NWA songs. Tell me about it.
Speaker 4:But just tell me about them. But just tell us about blake, how he grew up, where he grew up, like everything that you want to tell us. That you feel comfortable. Sure you know what I mean? Okay, all right. Well, uh, my family, uh, my mother's side is all from hawaii, yep, uh, my father's side is all from, uh, laredo. Okay, so beans and pineapples on my pizza, you know?
Speaker 4:what I mean a little mexican, hawaiian collide, okay, you know, uh, but then we all grew up in Garland. You know, garland was good, it was gangster, you know.
Speaker 1:G-Town.
Speaker 4:G-Town, you know. But you know, growing up, you know growing up was good. You know we weren't, you know, very unfortunate. You know it's, yeah, but at an early age and in my high school years, I started screwing up. You know I was having way too much fun. Yeah, amen, brother, way too much fun. You know, to the point where I didn't even graduate, they just gave me the diploma and said get the fuck out, get out of here, get the fuck out. You know, get out of here.
Speaker 2:You know Where'd you graduate from From. Where'd you graduate from From Lakeview, okay?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 4:So it wasn't Garland, Garland, but no, it was Garland, garland, yeah, yeah, yeah so. But after that, after high school, you know, I just I didn't shape up anytime soon at all. You know, I was constantly screwing up. I was drinking a lot, partying a lot, you know, didn't really care, you know the world was mine, at least I thought it was. You know what I mean. So I ended up getting some trouble. You know, I did a little bit of time, not a lot, you know, but enough to set my ass straight. You know what I mean. What age was that? Well, this was.
Speaker 1:No, and I'm talking about almost the breaking point of all right, this is I got to switch my shit up, not. This is I got to switch my shit up, not necessarily when it first started.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and that's what sucks, you know, because I'm 40, what 42 now?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm 42, and my breaking point wasn't until you know, seven, eight years ago. Okay, and that's not good. No, you know, that's not good. You know I'm in my 30s at this point, and I'm still screwing up.
Speaker 4:you know, didn? I'm in my 30s at this point and I'm still screwing up. Didn't really care, whatever. I still thought I ruled the world. Obviously I did not, because it's very easy to take everything from you. As soon as that door closes behind you and your ass belongs to the state, it's over with, bro. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but yeah, I've seen a lot of the shows alone.
Speaker 4:Nobody wants to know, man, but it was the best thing that ever happened to me. If it wasn't for that time that I spent getting my mind right God put me in my place I wouldn't be where I am today. So I'm very grateful for everything that I went through, especially that time to really reflect and think about what's my next move. You know, I've got.
Speaker 1:And not to interrupt you, but before we move on to something else what you had, that breaking point, what got you through, what made you change, what got you through that breaking point, to where you are today?
Speaker 4:You know the fact that I lost freedom. Yeah, That'll do it.
Speaker 2:Well, they said it'll do it. I mean how many people?
Speaker 4:repeat. Well, a lot of people repeat. You know they live and repeat. Yeah, you know that's all their. You know that's their norm. Yeah, you know that wasn't my norm, you know, because it took me all the way up into my 30s before I actually got sat down and like, hey, it's over for you. You knew what life was to live for Exactly.
Speaker 4:Some of these people. They start off in their teenage years, through their 20s, into their 30s, and they've been in and out of the system. You know what I mean. And it was into my mid-30s I was like damn, everything was taken from me. So it's like damn, I've already lived life, I've been doing very well, and then I had it all snatched away from me. So that was it for me. I knew there was no way that I could ever pretend to go back. You know what I mean. And it wasn't long, Like I said, two years, no big deal. Some of these guys are doing 10, 15, 20, 30. You know what I mean. So what I did was nothing, but it was enough for me to break me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those people do intend, like you said. They've been in the system for their whole life, so it's that is their norm, Right? So in two years it's tough for someone that had freedom, Right.
Speaker 4:And a lot of these people. You know I talked to these guys. You know it's easier for them there, oh yeah Than it is to be out out, because they know how the household they know how to.
Speaker 1:That's all, and that's all they know because they've been there right 40 percent of them when they get out.
Speaker 2:The system gets a lot because you know the probation, you know, you know all that right I would imagine.
Speaker 4:Well, we see, you know, probation is designed to put you in jail. Yeah, parole is designed to keep you out. Yeah, okay, so, and it's weird, you know people don't understand that, but it's, it's really designed that way, you know, uh, but you? But? The moment I walked out of them doors, I just knew, and she was standing right there. I was like, oh my God, here she is. No fucking way that this woman held me down the entire time when she had every chance to run away, every chance Get away from me, I am not good for you. And she was there when they walked me out, took me home and I started a whole new life.
Speaker 3:And from then, on.
Speaker 4:It's just been to the moon. That's where I'm headed. I'm a long ways away from it, but to the top is where I'm headed. That's good man. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:You don't have these stories all the time.
Speaker 4:And a lot of people don't understand. The most successful people are ones that have done time. Yeah, I'll give you that. You know, I've seen it. I know them. I watch their them, build their companies and turn them into just something amazing. You know what I mean. So that's where I'm headed. That's where I'm headed with my life. I'm nowhere near done. Nobody's seen anything from me. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So that's good.
Speaker 1:I mean that's, you know so that's a success story for sure, I'm not known for my interviewing skills, so I'm kind of going backwards. But as we touched on the breaking point of me, what made you change what? What started? Was it because, say, for instance, like me, um, you know, I grew up in a broken home. Um, I had a mother who's an addict most of my life and I lived with my grandmother who raised me. So for me it started off very early getting into the trouble and the mischief and doing all the dirt that I was doing. If you feel comfortable talking about what was it for you? Was it a broken home? Was it a parent passing away, a family member passing away? What got you started down that path?
Speaker 4:Right. Well, I didn't come from a broken home. Thankfully, my parents. They stayed together. For me, it was the people that I let down mostly, and the kids, the look on their face whenever they came and saw me. They only came one time, that was it. After that they never came again. I don't think I would lie. I wasn't for it, I didn't want it, but the one time was enough and I saw what I was doing. That was my breaking point.
Speaker 2:So let me interact. So a lot of kids that go you know what I hear they didn't come from a broken home, they just had everything at their you know grass. So that is what gets them. They take advantage. Oh yeah, they don't realize what they have. A lot of kids get in trouble for trying to get that advantage.
Speaker 1:Yes, and a lot of kids get in trouble for already having it and just taking care of it, right?
Speaker 2:I mean, so many kids in this world go to prison because they have a silver spoon in their mouth and they don't know the hustle or the struggle, right? So I'm not saying you have that, but it's never. It doesn't always have to be a broken home or just Right.
Speaker 1:At the end of the day, it's all choices. I guess we're just where I grew up and where I'm from. That's where it always was.
Speaker 4:It's all choice at the end of the day. I've seen a lot of what you call a crime. No, definitely, oh yeah, no doubt the hustle gets you locked up quicker than anything.
Speaker 1:100%, 100% If you can do so, because we already talked about it last. Show how you hustle. What is if you had a dream occupation that you didn't have to do 12 jobs, you could just do one thing and earn enough money to provide for your family and you could still have the time. You don't have to work 80 hours a week. You can work normal 40 hours and still make if you have a set number. Let's just say I want to make 5 million dollars a year. You can have this occupation. What is something?
Speaker 2:that you love so much, that you would love to.
Speaker 1:If you have a set number. Let's just say, I want to make $5 million a year, you can have this occupation. Yeah, what would you do for your dream occupation? What is something that you love so much that you would love to just do that one and just?
Speaker 4:concentrate on that and still have time to be family. Yeah, I'd be a developer. Okay, I think developing is an endless mountain of money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what I mean. You talk about like a stretch, whether it's commercial buildings or new neighborhoods no.
Speaker 4:I got you Because it never stops. Yeah, you're always developing. There's always turnover, always. So I think being a developer of some kind probably residential, I think would be more ideal, but that would be my dream end goal that would be Residential.
Speaker 4:Because right now I'm building a house right now. I'm building a house in Greenville right now, first one I've ever done. Never done it before in my life, have no clue what I'm doing, how to do it. But I grabbed the bull by the horns, said let's do it, let's just see what happens. And we're coming along nicely. The house is going to be done in another 30, 45 days and it's going to hit the market and I'm going to profit on it. So I'm hoping to do it again. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2:But that would be my dream. I know a guy that he started buying houses and he actually got his information from what's that big, not Lennar, but one of the big builders. It was Horton, I believe. So he actually met with that guy. Williams is his name. So the guy told him look, go apply for a loan on a build, keep applying as many houses they'll let you loan on you. Just keep building on those homes. This guy named Scott Clemens right now, oh yeah, known very well Does that, but major, major custom homes. I say we're acquaintances, we're not good friends, sure, but you know, I've seen him develop out of nothing. Oh, dude, his hustle is remarkable, absolutely remarkable.
Speaker 2:That being said, I mean.
Speaker 4:I can see what you're talking about. Yeah, you know, and it's important to you know. Have the right people in your life too. You know, I like to surround myself with people that are way higher than me. Oh, yeah, you know what I mean. I have no business being around, but those are the people that I want to be around High-level people, and you surround yourself with people like that and you're going to drive yourself to be like them. That's my goal.
Speaker 4:I've got a particular guy in my life right now B-Rad. I won't say his name, he probably won't want me to, I'll just call him B-Rad, but he's been a saving grace for me, especially the past two years. Put me on the right path, challenged me to do things that I would have never done. One is this house and just told me he gave me a list of things to do. He's like I want you to do all of these things. If you pull off all of these things, I'll invest in you. And I did that. And, sure enough, he did, and he just threw me to the wolves this is how you do it, no help, no nothing. And watched me do it and said okay, now I'm going to give you the contacts. Yeah, so it's been good man. Just putting the right people in your life is what's really important.
Speaker 2:It's really good to build something with your hands, and also not always hands-on, but just building, period Building, like you said, developing a neighborhood would be awesome, sure.
Speaker 4:That would be cool, very cool. Until then, I'll just keep plumbing, laying pipe. There you go. I've been 24 years doing that, me being an electrician.
Speaker 2:I never wanted to be a plumber. I never wanted to fight turds down a pipe I'd rather share water the money is right.
Speaker 1:And, Ms Becerra, same question to you If you had a dream occupation that you knew that's all you had to concentrate on to provide for your family, have plenty of family time. What's one job that you would just love to do?
Speaker 3:So we talk about this all the time. If I win the lottery, what am I going to build? A church, I want to build a. That's what I would do, because I've done that in the past is preach and be like a motivational speaker. You know, speak to women, guide women, life coach women that's my passion. I do a lot of that now behind the scenes that a lot of people don't see because I don't advertise it. And people that come to me they're like please don't say you know that you're helping me, so that would be my dream, other than what I do now in the medical field. Love what I do, so do you know an, amy Hall.
Speaker 2:I may okay, I may put you in contact because she's big into that. Right now Her husband does all my tattoos and they're huge into giving back. And same scenario not really wanting the fame of it, or I guess the Right, the limelight Right, just to be able to do it. And that's all. It is just to be able to do it, which is awesome, and they're in Rockwell. Yeah, that's a far player. Great, they do good ink. Great Might as well.
Speaker 3:Well, we don't do tattoos?
Speaker 4:No, no, I freaking hate tattoos. I mean, you're, we're all tattoos. Oh my God, I would never Shit. I sit there and cry, I just don't show it.
Speaker 2:Have one removed bro Laser removed, no sir, five sessions. I was dying. She's pretty, she's blonde.
Speaker 4:What was her name? Amy Hall. That was the name you removed.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no Believe it or not, it was rowdy.
Speaker 2:Rowdy, rowdy, and there was another one that looked like a tree of life.
Speaker 1:It's supposed to be the tree of life, but it looked like broccoli. It was bad. It was tree limbs and it had the birds that are supposed to fly off.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the birds weren't going nowhere it just looked like broccoli.
Speaker 1:Even when I got it Broccoli raw.
Speaker 2:I mean, the trunk was. Oh bro. When I got it I was like, bro, my brother's turned out good, I'll let him go first, because I didn't want to be the guinea pig, you know. Yeah, I was afraid of him. That's where you messed up.
Speaker 4:You should have went first, I know.
Speaker 2:Because then the guy you know got high, he gets more out. He got high and he was like fucking fuck it on me. God bless moves. Yeah, bro, it was the most painful thing I've ever done in my life, I think, other than gal, but you know. So, if I had my dream job, I feel like I'm doing it, dude. I just you know what I'm doing now. You know I work for a great company I won't mention the name because I've been I've actually signed the non-disclosure or I wouldn't sign, you know mention the name, but I'm loving the dream.
Speaker 2:You know, um, I wouldn't have said that two weeks ago, you know, figured the house was hard, but we had a lot of meetings and it's coming back full circle. I feel like I'm doing it.
Speaker 4:I just need to continue doing it. There's no reason we can't be grateful for what we're doing. You know what I mean. There's people that are so less fortunate than us.
Speaker 2:There's lots of people that don't realize what they got.
Speaker 4:We are killing it compared to a lot of people.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. Life is good.
Speaker 4:You know, so I don't complain yeah.
Speaker 2:What about you.
Speaker 4:Mike, what would be your dream, my?
Speaker 1:dream job would. Honestly, I would just want to be a big brother to kids. Okay, you know what I mean. Okay, like, we were just talking about this today. So we have two kids. Okay, you know what I mean. Okay, like, we were just talking about this today. So we have two kids. Both of them are and I'm going to get this wrong, but it'll be all right they're like 27 and 23. Yeah, something like that. They're grown, they're moved out, we're empty nesters. And we were talking about this morning not that we. That's what I would love to do but I told her I want her to be like. I don't want her to be 13 yet, but I don't want to get attached to them. So it's kind of a hit or miss type thing, but I just want it to be.
Speaker 1:There's two things that I hate. Well, there's probably more than that, but I don't like people who abuse kids. It's probably the top thing. And elders Right right Would. Yeah, you know, is is probably the top thing, and an elder right right and would you take it. Or me as I get older. I'm not wiping your ass, but I mean I'll stand by you and.
Speaker 1:I'll feed you broth. He won't take it from me hard-headed. Yeah, maybe I realize to the neck down. Try to feed him a straw, he's still going to find a way to move. He don't like straws, no.
Speaker 2:I tell you, get a dog man, Get another one. No, I feel like there should be. You know I have a lot of heart, which is great, but I would I got more than my wife. I would get. I would fall too close to him. Absolutely, I'll try to keep your dog, for what are you doing you?
Speaker 4:know I think it'd be tough man era actually comes from a fostering background okay. So yeah, fostering many, many kids and actually ended up with, uh, four of them full time. Okay, so that we adopted four of my step kids are all adopted, okay, you know, so they're yeah I can put you in touch how to do that.
Speaker 3:It's amazing she sure can she?
Speaker 4:she asked me all the time hey, you want to get another one? You, I really want a grandbaby, you know. And I was like, well, that's not a grandbaby, because we can't send that one back. Yeah, you know what I mean. I mean, it sounds good, but no, but uh, actually we found one, um, about a month, two ago. You were talking about one that was 16 years old, right?
Speaker 3:No, that was you. You wanted me to look into it because he was on the adoption foster app that you can look up kids.
Speaker 2:And he was like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there is. We need to back this up.
Speaker 1:Yahtzee, yahtzee, there is an app.
Speaker 4:Yes, for kids, yahtzee, yahtzee there is an app for kids. Yes, bro, you have no idea how many kids are out there that are looking for homes. That's legal.
Speaker 3:Yes, well, they're in the system. They're in the CPS system. So you go to Texas CPS yeah, there's a whole website that have them. You don't have their name, but you get a story about them and get a picture.
Speaker 4:Tell me there's a picture and a story about them. Some of them cook, some of them clean. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding.
Speaker 4:I'm kidding, I'm kidding, no, but we, like I said, we've got.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't be able to wear my titties like this. You wouldn't be able to wear your titties.
Speaker 1:It's awesome. That's very coolies right now. It's awesome, that's very cool.
Speaker 4:No it is, and that's awesome that y'all even think about it. I think that's great, maybe when Seth is gone.
Speaker 2:I'll get filled that way. But fuck them kids. Look, I got a grandbaby and she can do whatever she wants, pretty much. Now that she's calling me on her own Grandfather, literally, mom call Grandfather, grandfather, and we talk. It's like, hey, yeah, what are you doing? I'm doing this. That is the greatest, because then I can actually give her back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I'm at that stage. We just got a call the other day, didn't I've been? All I've ever wanted Is to be a nana or a grandma, and you know, I prayed that my girls Wouldn't get pregnant In high school, of course, but now I'm like. My youngest is 24. When are y'all gonna do it? My oldest is 35.
Speaker 1:Come on y'all. What's the meaning of life? What the hell? Right, right, right, are y'all doing it right?
Speaker 3:I know right.
Speaker 1:Stop holding out, bro. I say the same thing about my boys. What are y'all?
Speaker 3:doing so. My daughter is 25, and she called and she was like Mom, I'm so sorry, but I'm pregnant and I was like baby, you've been with your fiance for years. It's about time, so I'm excited we're going to have a grandbaby. That's awesome.
Speaker 4:It's amazing, yeah, it's cool. It's cool, you know, and we told them, you know, because they're, they're up in michigan, right, they're in michigan and uh, told them, you know, if you're not comfortable and you're, you know, kind of worried about you know your next steps, you know, and just whatever, just life, you know. Then come home. Yeah, you know, and I told them both, you know, you and your fiancee, y'all come home because we can. We've got the room, you know we'll put you upstairs. We got a whole room for you. We got a room We'll put you upstairs. We've got a whole room for you. We've got a room for a nursery, you've got a family.
Speaker 4:Come home, I'm pumped about it.
Speaker 3:You're lying. He is trying to get them to come home. So bad every time I am. That's what I'm saying. Let me talk to Sierra. You know he's going to come home. We're going to watch the baby. You guys can, can. Just, you know, get your life on track. Whatever you need, we'll just come home.
Speaker 1:I don't think y'all were excited, we're excited.
Speaker 4:Come home. I can't be 25 years old.
Speaker 3:Come home. We need that baby.
Speaker 2:I feel like I'm in the same kind of boat, but I'm making sure they don't come home. Yeah, right, right, Do what I can to you know, I mean I love kids. Don't get me wrong, it's just Jesus Christ. Sometimes I can be fucked in the kitchen.
Speaker 1:So we learned a little bit about Eric last episode, a little bit about you this episode. Now we need to learn about you as a couple. And since this is the shit show, let's give us maybe like two or three top three shit show moments.
Speaker 3:That y'all have had in y'all's.
Speaker 4:Either together or apart. Y'all's journey is a relationship. Why are you looking at me? Well, I'm trying to figure out where to start. Do you want me to give you?
Speaker 2:a definition of a shit show. No, we got shit shows.
Speaker 4:Here's a hint we don't have a bleep button. Boy, where would we start? Do you want to start?
Speaker 3:Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you should Start with something simple and leave it to them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, pick a topic and I'll anything right off of that our kids.
Speaker 3:They're the shit show.
Speaker 4:Then our relationship um your ex talk about a fucking battle that lasted how. How old was Landon? Six years, holy shit, six years.
Speaker 3:I battled. We don't want to talk about that. That's not really a shit show.
Speaker 2:A shit show is a moment of something that's good. That happens that you benefit from in life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like he sticks it in the wrong hole or some shit. That's a shit show.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I've done that a couple of times, you know, because it's not very long. So whenever I pull out, it just kind of drops down. What's that? Like Mike? Oh my God. No, you did not. Well, I mean, that's why I didn't know, that's how it sounds. Like this, that's how it sounds.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's a shit show moment, all the other bullshit.
Speaker 4:Trust me, I've been through the same shit. Those are moments we don't really talk about that hard three inch, I mean, it just dropped and you're like whoop, you're like motherfucker.
Speaker 1:I've never seen my wife go from such pleasure to agony in a tenth of a second.
Speaker 2:Did you not learn anything from the ride?
Speaker 1:yesterday it was an accident, I was drinking.
Speaker 4:I don't either, my wife clearly jumped my ass.
Speaker 1:I had trouble butter on my fingers, sorry.
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Speaker 2:Or the dead bodies. Everybody loves truffle butter your local gas station. I heard that the other day and I was like wow, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1:So what is?
Speaker 4:truffle butter, just real quick.
Speaker 2:So truffle butter is, if you look at an urban dictionary but you look up in a real dictionary, it's the juices that when you're having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and go into the vagina, the juices that flow. That's truffle butter. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:So it's credible.
Speaker 1:Look have you ever taken a big poop?
Speaker 2:It's pedible, it's, it's, it's. Look you ever take a big poop, it's pedible it's not so yeah. So you always bet the sweaty stuff, never bet, you know, sweat the petty yeah so so that's.
Speaker 1:That's like a shit so it's a secretion, you know?
Speaker 1:yeah, at least give us one and that'll lead into to another like something that happened so, for instance, this is it's not like real crazy, but one year, me and my wife we went to the margarita ball. Okay and very cool. We left the margarita ball, went up to several parties that were going on throughout the rooms and floors. Well, we got a little frisky and we one of the room we had no clue who this person, I knew nothing about this room. Yeah, we went in the restroom, we went in there and we did our ditty people banging on the door and we're still on there on the cabinet and stuff like that. So just and it doesn't have to be sexual, but just something just risque, funny that you know, just crazy shit, gotcha that you, you might not normally I mean, I don't know, normally we we've had sex in public, like in the car, but family restrooms are the greatest well, yeah, because you can fold down that baby changing station do you see how big I am?
Speaker 2:I think you just, I think you just fucking diss me right now. Depending on which one you go to, they got couches in them. You know what?
Speaker 1:I mean, call me fat, that's it.
Speaker 2:Give me the ozific I'd love to see the trial of those.
Speaker 3:I think he's trying to get us to talk about our straps underneath the mattress. No, we already did that, yeah.
Speaker 4:I think that would touch back. Well, we've got those.
Speaker 3:Well, that was an oh shit moment when you think it's funny to blindfold me.
Speaker 4:Oh, and leave her there and leave me there.
Speaker 2:Leave her there. I think that's a crime. No, there, I think that's a crime. No, it's awful, it's it's borderline kidnapping.
Speaker 4:Well, yeah, you know if she agreed to be tied up, then it's not right.
Speaker 3:Exactly that means we agree to leave her there more than 24 hours but see, he won't let me tie him up now, because he knows I'm gonna get him back and I'm gonna stick something in his booty and that's, I'm gonna get him back.
Speaker 1:That's y'all too, y'all too, y'all, y'all this shit, but y'all can't take it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, these two can't take it.
Speaker 1:I got fucking yelled at for snitching about a motherfucking costume this morning.
Speaker 2:A buck, clearly told him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I tied her up one night and we did our thing and it was glorious and all, and then I left her there.
Speaker 3:How long it was? About a good 20 minutes.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm not saying nothing. I'm taking a good look. And what did you do after you were released?
Speaker 3:Oh, I was pissed. I wouldn't talk to him. I was like, are you?
Speaker 4:fucking kidding me.
Speaker 3:Like you know, I'm sitting there screaming and like let me out of this freaking. What the fuck were you?
Speaker 4:doing Making a jiffy pop in the fucking kitchen no I just went and sat in the living room and was like I'm just sleeping there.
Speaker 3:And then you know I'll come back when I'm ready again. You know what I mean. And you're still there and taking pictures, and it's no, don't do that.
Speaker 2:I'm spread eagle you know, like Kelly Wife Camp, I'm not allowed to use them either anymore.
Speaker 3:She doesn't dig it at all. I don't trust him anymore. No, it happens it happens.
Speaker 4:No more Good stuff.
Speaker 3:No, we were about to talk about something else, though, about you falling asleep mid-stroke. No, we've already talked about that.
Speaker 2:We've already done that.
Speaker 4:We've already touched on that. No, there was something else we were talking about. Oh, no, we've already talked about that. We've already done that. We've already touched on that.
Speaker 1:No, there was something else we were talking about I don't know Just moments ago.
Speaker 4:Oh no, I don't remember, I had it. Well, if you remember, you will bring it back. Yeah, I'll bring it back.
Speaker 1:We're still going to stick with the group thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, do your thing, how do? You two? Who is the better? Who has OCD? Oh, really you better.
Speaker 4:Come on now.
Speaker 3:Me, this man doesn't clean up after himself.
Speaker 2:Let me remove all of the weapons. We've been at a party and I've seen him OCD like big time this one.
Speaker 3:Yes, at our Halloween party. Yes, he was OCD, oh, like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Thank you, no, no, no. I only witnessed one thing thing it was the fucking backdoor. The lights were the pocket bag. Nor did he literally count to anyone. When one day was one, close the door, yes.
Speaker 4:You were constantly moving shit. I can't stand when people leave doors open in my house. Yeah, close the fucking door you know what I mean? No, but he doesn't clean and I get it. You know you got 40, 50 people there. Close the fucking door. You know, God damn no.
Speaker 3:Oh, it was because he had that fog machine going nonstop yeah.
Speaker 1:And he wanted to be foggy in there so that's why he didn't want to.
Speaker 3:But no, he doesn't clean.
Speaker 4:No, I don't, he strips down, leaves his clothes front door.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh there's a train, it's awful and I literally.
Speaker 4:I I mean it's, you know, I don't want to say it's, you know, I'm not gonna say it at all oh, don't, don't dig a hole, bro, yeah if.
Speaker 3:If he knows, I'm going to come behind him because I'll say your stuff has been there for four days.
Speaker 4:And he was like okay, pick it up. Well, I mean, if you've seen it for two days, why would you let it go for four? Well, that's dumb. He says that. Well, I mean, what the fuck am I supposed to say? I mean, why yell at me four days later, when it's been sitting there for four fucking days? I mean, you could have already picked it up.
Speaker 2:My wife would have already picked it up, but I would have gotten a tongue lashing over the whole thing and not the good kind of tongue lashing.
Speaker 4:I'm all about the. You know, get tongue lashing you know, whatever.
Speaker 2:Look, I already had a son in NDA. I'm not allowed to talk about that anymore, I'm just tired.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean. I just can't clean, I'm not good at it.
Speaker 2:That's it right there. I am terrible at it. I can move shit around and act like I clean.
Speaker 4:real good, she's going to come out and clean it up after me Exactly Because I didn't move this particular something and wipe under it. So why even mess with it? I have to attempt it even mess with it.
Speaker 1:I have to attempt it. I'm sure you have multiple, but what are some of the? What is the most pet peeve? Is it the kitchen sink faucet? What is one thing or just in life period?
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell you it's about for cleaning. She's got shoes and she leaves them everywhere.
Speaker 1:That wasn't my question, man. Okay, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3:You take your shoes off everywhere but the door, you go into the kitchen. What happened? You want to talk about shoes everywhere? Hold on, wait, I'm not finished. What about your nightstand? He's got so many empty bottles. That is my nightstand. It's a secluded area. He's got so many empty bottles on his nightstand of water and Gatorade and juice.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't throw them away because they're halfway and I like to mix them all.
Speaker 2:I just kind of, before I throw them away, I'll just pour them. I get a little thirsty in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. We should charge for this.
Speaker 4:Yeah, a couple of steroids.
Speaker 1:Bro she kitchen so does he.
Speaker 4:No, no, in the kitchen, so do you. Of all places, so do you, you know?
Speaker 1:I've never heard.
Speaker 4:I have no idea why, I've heard of people you know she'll walk in with a handful of fucking groceries, but why, in the first thing she does is takes her shoes off. But is that?
Speaker 1:a bad thing to put the shoes in the kitchen.
Speaker 4:I just help me out on whoa fuck yeah, because while I'm sitting here trying to cook clean, oh you trip over or something. You trip over, okay, over them, or?
Speaker 1:something you trip over them? Oh, okay okay, I didn't know if they were in the middle or on the edge.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, just right there in the middle, right in front of the stove, Because mine are in the kitchen, but by the back door, so they're out of the way.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:Okay era. Do you do dishes? Huh, do you do dishes? I do. Do dishes, I do?
Speaker 3:I do.
Speaker 4:And I prefer she likes to do dishes by hand. I bought a house that's got a dishwasher.
Speaker 3:And I hate that dishwasher. She hates dishwashers, yeah.
Speaker 1:You know, I literally this is the honest to God Well number one except for our apartment when we first rented it when we were younger teenagers, pretty much I've never had a dishwasher until we moved out here in 2016, and I didn't use that dishwasher until about four years ago. Yeah, I never used it. I've always. I'm the same way I wash my hand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the way I'm used to doing it, so well, you come from, you know the catering side, you know food industries, right, right, that's all you're doing. You know you have big steamers, unless you work for big companies.
Speaker 1:Sure, I mean you know restaurants and stuff. They have big dishwashers but they Most of them can't do the big stainless steel pan, the deep pan, so you still have to wash. That's the purpose Of the whole three, three sink method At restaurants. I got you so Because a lot of times that's the only way you can wash. Those is in the sink because they're too big.
Speaker 2:What is one thing I know? We talked about claims. It's a pet peeve.
Speaker 3:What is one thing that irritates the other one the most? His snoring.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, oh it's so bad.
Speaker 3:I have to wear industrial like commercial earplugs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and we buy them by the gallon, like the people at the airport. Wear, yeah.
Speaker 3:I buy them 500 at a time.
Speaker 2:So you need to get this wrap. Like my watch goes around your head, covers your eyes, but it also plays music or it links up to whatever.
Speaker 3:That works sometimes oh yeah, no, he sounds like he's on a motorcycle. It's awful. What is your pet peeve? I want to hear this.
Speaker 2:That's not a pet peeve, though I would say just where you take your shoes off.
Speaker 4:You just think you can take them off anywhere you want.
Speaker 2:That's my biggest thing. Y'all can work on that. I think it would make your relationship a lot better.
Speaker 3:Oh, absolutely so it would be $199 when you're done with this show. No shoes, huh, no shoes, that's how she is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's how she is. We're going to come and spec later this week too. By the way, there's other things. We just said one we're not going to sit here and bash Because I was going to get into the car thing, Because she likes to have little minor accidents with nobody but herself in the cars.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, and that's it.
Speaker 3:No, there's no other people. What you did not, what you did not what are you talking about?
Speaker 4:It's huge for me. I didn't see the picture of you falling. Yeah, no, no, no, no, that's nothing. How about hitting the garage wall, you know? Oh my God, babe, somebody hit me at the grocery store. You're a liar. You're a liar, you're in trouble Because I built a freaking house shake.
Speaker 3:Well you let me claim it on the insurance, okay. I told you afterwards. I told you the truth.
Speaker 4:You did After we claimed it. I'm like what the fuck? Insurance fraud.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ali Going back.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then it happens again Pulling through a parking lot. What did you hit, babe?
Speaker 2:So we have a disclosure to show that not everything you hear is always true. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:It's always something.
Speaker 4:It's always something With a car we hit a deer last night, did you?
Speaker 2:That is no bullshit Nice.
Speaker 3:Thank you for saving me. No, tell us about this, deer.
Speaker 2:Well, it's not the first one I hit, yeah, I'll put it that way. But we did hit a deer, didn't we? I saved our life. We're coming back from Oklahoma. I'm hauling ass 85. He got yelled at for it. Oh, dude, I got in trouble again when I got home. Bro, I don't know if you knew this part For real. We're fucking hauling ass from my mom's. You know we're heading home and I see it.
Speaker 2:It was deer time. You know what I mean Late dusk or late dawn, and man and man, I fucking seen it. It was and I clipped him. You know it did nothing to the vehicle. Yeah, that's good. The first time I did it. I completely told him, sure, it was just somebody was watching after us, but we did clip that deer. Yeah, at the time I had to slam on the brakes. Obviously my wife and Stephanie and you know my son was in the back seat. They didn't have seatbelts on. So they all come forward. Obviously Seth almost come up in the front seat with me and Mike, I get. You know, we, we don't have, we don't have our seatbelts on back here. I'm like that's my problem. Right, that's my fault, yeah oh, he jumps your shit.
Speaker 1:And then we get about an hour down the road and he tells his wife he goes. Yeah, you know, sorry about I snapped at you back there. You know, I mean there's a lot going on, but I was right. I was right.
Speaker 2:Isn't that the typical gaslighting Like what kind of fucking apology?
Speaker 1:is that.
Speaker 2:So you know she didn't. But anytime anybody's at backseat, if it's set or whatever, she's normally jumping there I get put that seat belt on. Yeah, I'm no tourist when I'm wearing it. But they apparently went in the full floorboard. As soon as I got home I'm like, hey, okay, she was. You know, my knees really hurt. I'm like, yeah, of course they do. Once again, yeah, not my problem, you or not my fault, I'll put it that way.
Speaker 1:So, man, I think think this definitely made up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I said, once again, I apologize.
Speaker 1:I have one last question that I want to end on. Well, first off, we want to thank you guys for coming in. Yeah, for sure. Like I said, this show was amazing. It was very good, I feel like, but we ended with what gets on your nerves. The last question we want to ask you guys is just, and you answer separately, but what do you love most about each other?
Speaker 3:You go first, oh you want to play off mine, no, I have a lot of medical issues and the fact that he has been the only person in my life that has loved me and taken care of me like he does physically, emotionally, mentally, financially more than anybody's ever done, and he is the only man next to my father who's ever been a man of integrity, and what I mean about that is from my knowledge and I can I can put this on god he hasn't. He's not a cheater, he's not a liar to me, and he is the only man, because of what I've been through in my past, that has ever made me feel safe in a relationship, safe with myself, safe with him, and we've been through hell and back, but he is just. It's the integrity of our relationship. That's a big deal, that's, that's, that's what. Thank you, yeah, and how?
Speaker 2:I was I'm awesome I'm glad you went first, because he was going to say it when the Delotta kicked in and he liked the size of his junk or your tits, those are pretty amazing.
Speaker 4:I paid for half of them. What?
Speaker 4:the fuck, but yeah, that's the best thing about him, I would say, the structure this woman's given me, because, you know, a man is, in my opinion, nothing without a fantastic woman that will give him the structure and direction that he really needs. I agree, you know, I agree, so I I would say that that's going to be for me. You know, I would not be here, I would still be prisoner, dead, without this woman. There's no question about it, because she made it very clear to me one day, if you want to be with a woman like me, this is what you're going to do. Yes, ma'am, yeah, because I do want to be with a woman like you. Yeah, yeah, yes, ma'am, yeah, because I do want to be with a woman like you, yeah, so this is exactly what I need to do and I did just that. Yeah, you know, that's awesome man, that's, you know, that's me, you know.
Speaker 2:Thank you for saving my thank you for saving my life, but don't leave them god damn shoes in the fucking kitchen get your fucking shoes out of the kitchen, you know?
Speaker 4:Oh my.
Speaker 2:God. No, I think it was a good show. I appreciate you. Definitely Tune in next week.
Speaker 1:Thank you guys once again. It only gets better. Thank you guys. Oh, you're welcome. Thank you Seriously, it was a pleasure, good stuff.
Speaker 2:Last time was a pleasure to do it for me. I'm glad y'all got to witness a one-man show. He entertained himself All right.
Speaker 1:See y.
