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Speaker 2:brother.
Speaker 1:Hola man, it's a good week. Right, I am Batman.
Speaker 2:Are you really Batman? Batman's back motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Batman is kind of back.
Speaker 2:What's up, brother? Not much man.
Speaker 1:Y'all get out of here, right? I'm so tired of hearing about truffle butter and titties. Wait, I said we're going to teach them how to do a podcast, but then the lights not put. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here, but I do know how to talk. We're going to show them how to do it. Yeah, like we're sick and tired of hearing their shit sitting up here. That's rocking, so we're going to teach them how to do a podcast. Tonight. The women are taking over. This is Selena. I'm Craig's wife.
Speaker 2:This is Stephanie I and are taking over. This is Selena. I'm Craig's wife. This is Stephanie. I'm Mike's wife. This is Kelly. I'm Nick's wife. I'm here for Proof of Life because he did come back from the alien adventure.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, proof of Life, yeah, keep it going. He didn't get like right right, right like by the aliens or anything right.
Speaker 2:He's going gonna come and tell a story in a couple episodes damn but yeah, he was invited back, yeah he's still recovering well, so we're gonna teach them how to do a podcast this week.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we want to head into the emails real quick. Should I play? The email song Uh, we'll stick to it. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, here's the emails.
Speaker 2:Shit shows 2024, let's go.
Speaker 1:Uh, this is the coolest part Of the show, where we read your emails On the low but the best part is hearing me flow.
Speaker 2:So let's get to this shit bro.
Speaker 1:And I'm going to hold them to updating that y'all, all right. Well, so I made them search through the emails and give us some stuff related to the girls we heard y'all were asking, so we figured we'd hop on here and respond. I made them search through the emails and give us some stuff related to the girls we heard y'all were asking, so we figured we'd hop on here and respond. We've got an email from Esmeralda12209. She wants to know how do your spouses put up with y'all it's hard, y'all it's hard.
Speaker 1:Well, I have a wine club subscription, so that's how I put up with them. Like, I get 12 bottles a month. Yeah, yeah, so I always have alcohol on hand. You know what I mean? That's funny. I work full-time, so I just stay out of his hair and I travel two weeks a month. You do, yeah, you do. So I don't have to listen to his shit half the time. You know what I mean, kelly, kelly, how do you put up with Nick's shit? Well, I work all the time. Yeah, ditto, it's called avoidance, people Avoidance. I like that word. Yeah, I like that word. And in addition, as Merelda says in, who is the craziest or dumbest out of you two? Meaning the guys, not us. So I don't know. I think we could sit here and debate this, no, no, I think everybody all three of us sitting here we know that Craig holds the trophy for craziest and dumbest. Well, craziest for sure?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, right, like I mean, he does get his news on TikTok, though, so would that make him dumbest too? You got a point. Dumbest, fact check. Yeah, you got to fact check him. That's why the disclaimer is in the front of the show. You know, I know that Craig wears a Speedo, but he's never really gotten on the coffee table in Santa shorts and cowboy boots and danced, that's true.
Speaker 2:That's true, kelly. So I think that Craig does the stupidest shit by far. Okay, I mean he let me drive a go-kart With no brakes With no brakes With no brakes.
Speaker 1:But he did, but he didn't tell you where the kill button was.
Speaker 2:He gave me the safety briefings. Yeah, yeah, so. But Dennis is the craziest shit. But then Mike says the craziest shit and he texts some of the craziest shit. Agreed, yeah, agreed. So it's a good combo.
Speaker 1:It is a good combo. I think that's why they get along.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah along, yeah, yeah, yeah crazy. So I I guess it's a tie, it could be who's the craziest or dumbest, I don't know, maybe. Maybe they are both crazy and dumb and that's why they get along and the podcast is good you know what I mean and it's funny and we'll include nick.
Speaker 1:Nick is the quiet guy that just kind of sits back and observes, but then when he says stuff, you have to listen and it will catch you off guard and either make you laugh or look at him like what the fuck? Like dude, you're stupid Like I'm serious, especially if he's been drinking. I hope so, like you know.
Speaker 2:He's going, especially if he's been drinking. Oh, like you know, he's going to solve the world's problems.
Speaker 1:Right, that's how he got abducted by aliens, because we asked him would you rather fuck an alien, or for a million dollars? Yeah, and he was like, wait a second.
Speaker 2:Oh, he had all the questions. I got questions.
Speaker 1:I'm like wait Now, are you stupid? That's just a like a stupid question. Just answer it. Yeah, you know he can't. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's too funny. Yeah, well, okay, so I think it's a tie and you have to walk it. Watch out for the quiet ones, you do. You know what I mean? I agree, yeah, nick. Yeah, he's like stealthy, dumb, stealth, stealthy, stupid. You know, stealthy crazy, stealthy stupid. He wears all these one word t-shirts. I think stealthy needs to be the next one. Yeah, potato, potato. It's like whoa. Yeah, I don't know him showing up, though, in the bar in Mexico with the t-shirt that said what up, honky, i'mky, I'm like dude. Well, he snuck out of the hotel room. We already seen that he did. He came down like five minutes before you. That was so funny. That's why I sent you that text. Like girl, did you see what your husband was wearing? Like he said honky on his t-shirt? But I mean, it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying but I mean, it's the quiet ones you got to watch out for. I'm just saying All right, we got one more email, selena, did you want to take that one? Oh, yeah, okay, um, this is from Danny Ruberg. What is something you do that gets on your spouse's nerves? So I can tell you what Craig does that gets on my nerves. He buys the stupidest shit, like. He got a delivery yesterday and it's stickers. That goes on his debit card. I saw that. Yeah, for what? So you know what did the one say yesterday? Well, first of all, he's got one that has a QR code and if you scan the QR code that's on his credit card, it pops up a message that says show me your titties. And he said it's a way to prevent theft, because if they come back and they give you a look, then you know they scan the QR code and they're trying to take a picture of your credit card.
Speaker 1:See what I'm talking about? Dumbest. You know what I mean? He had one also that and and again. This is just a big sticker that covers the front of the credit card but it said OnlyFans.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like, why is he buying that shit? He was bored. That's one of those middle of the night. Purchases. It has to be. Look, he was laying on the couch one night and I just see his like thumb. Just what was that A bug? It was a bug. I just see his thumb like moving, twitching, but he's holding his right thumb. But he's holding his phone in his left hand laying on the couch and I'm like what the fuck's he doing? So I'm like, hey, honey, what you doing? He goes watching TikTok. I said, oh, oh well, what's on your thing? And he said it's a remote for TikTok, so I don't have to touch my phone, I just scroll with my thumb. No, I'm like Craig, did you buy that? And he said he said ten dollars on Amazon. Oh, I'm surprised he didn't say TikTok shop. No, I'm not. We get deliveries of dumb every day. That gets on my nerves. Does nick order online?
Speaker 2:he does, but I think he sends most of it to his office because, oh yeah because, for whatever reason, that office address is in the Amazon you know, yeah, stealthy, so I think a lot of stuff goes there, so I don't see it, oh gosh.
Speaker 1:And then just all of a sudden oh, I've had this a while yeah, stealthy, does Mike not order dumb shit?
Speaker 1:so you know, he just now downloaded Amazon, maybe six or eight months ago, and it's mainly for his catering. He does not order stuff like that. If I was to say he was to order stuff, I don't know that, I didn't know about. It's normally like either concert or rap T-shirts, like he just loves music, so I can't really call them stupid purchases. But does he have a lot of T-shirts? Yes, oh, so he doesn't do the stupid purchases. But does he have a lot of t-shirts? Yes, oh, so he doesn't do the stupid purchases? No, oh, yeah. But then what's funny is that, craig, you know, I buy expensive shoes. I don't buy expensive clothes, but my shoes are expensive.
Speaker 1:Okay. So when I went to europe last last year, I bought a pair of christians they're over a thousand dollars out and he's like, oh my god. And flipped out about how much I spent on these shoes. I'm like, yeah, but these shoes will last for 10, 15 years. Like you know, they're classic and ps's going to make my sister jealous.
Speaker 2:She wants a pair.
Speaker 1:So, fuck off, these are my like, you know, and I got so much crap about ordering these super expensive shoes and, like my little Valentino slides, I've had those things for almost 10 years now. Wow, so like I spend money on shoes. Now, if you count up all the stuff that he's bought, like the TikTok remote and the credit card stickers and, oh, the buttons for the dogs, to hit the top, yes, he spends well more than that. Oh no, I agree. When we come over there to let out the dogs, sometimes when y'all are traveling, there's boxes Everywhere. Your garage is like an Amazon distribution center, I know there to like let out the dogs.
Speaker 2:Sometimes, when y'all are traveling, there's boxes everywhere. Your garage is like an amazon distribution center, I know it's so bad I can't even walk in my garage.
Speaker 1:I just started just chunking stuff in there.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'll figure it out well, it was just a couple weeks ago that we were sitting in the garage. Nick picked up an office chair from somebody's curb.
Speaker 1:He was so excited about.
Speaker 2:Yes, because he wanted the rolly chair for the Estrada's garage. And then he he brings the chair over and Nick's all excited and he's like this is horrible. And then Craig goes oh, I've got a brand new one in the box, you can have it, it's in the garage.
Speaker 1:It's in the garage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he sure did no problem.
Speaker 1:No joke, there's no telling what's in our garage. I mean, I'll be honest, like there's probably dead stuff in there along with like mold and I don't even know. I don't even know. Do they not give y'all issues with ordering stuff and stuff you buy, like they don't talk shit to you who, your husbands? No, no, no. So Mike's problem is he goes to the grocery store every other day several times a week for the catering and stuff and he comes home with the stupidest shit there. So he doesn't do it online From the grocery store. Grocery store, walmart, sam's, costco, you name it. And you know what he says 90% of the time. The reason he bought it it was on sale. It was fucking on sale, yes, See. So now when I decide to splurge, I've learned that he accepts that Like, hey, babe, look what I got, how much was it? He doesn't care how much it was really, but I'll say it was on sale. And he does the whole fist like, yes, you want it because it was on sale yeah yeah crazy Kelly.
Speaker 1:do you just tell Nick like oh, it's on sale, it's on clearance?
Speaker 2:You know, he actually usually doesn't ask, but we do have a deal though, because I have so many shoes that if I bring in a new pair of shoes, a pair Of shoes have to leave the house.
Speaker 1:Oh, how many do you have?
Speaker 2:now I don't have as many as I'm used to, but I think at one time it was, it was over 50 pairs. Oh, I have that, so I would keep them like in the tire changing section of my truck.
Speaker 1:Or under the bed's a good place. Oh, would never find it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, yeah but I think what nick doesn't really talk about the purchases. He gets upset with my subscriptions, like your subscriptions, what? Or like a membership? Like?
Speaker 1:to the gym?
Speaker 2:yeah, and not go why do you have a membership to planet fitness? You never go well, I might.
Speaker 1:Eventually I mean Well, because sometimes you piss me off, I need to go for a walk.
Speaker 2:So he gave me like 30 days to go ahead and cancel it, and I just it was too much work.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you got to go into Planet Fitness to cancel. Yeah, screw that, I don't have time.
Speaker 2:So he did it for me. Oh God, so cancel. Like yeah, screw that. No, I don't have time. So he did it for me, oh god. So he went in. He told him that I died. No, he didn't yeah, because they won't cancel it they won't close it because he wasn't on that account. So the only way he could was like yeah, man, didn't you read her obituary?
Speaker 1:dang it. Well, you know that craig told um, um, what's the place right here, the, the hot yoga place? Oh, hot works. Yeah, that that he told him that he had cancer and he can't work out. That's how he got out of his like contract thing. I'm like you, what he goes. Yeah, you know, I got a tumor. I'm like dude, you've lost your mind. Like no, that's the loopholes of the memberships. Yeah, I'm like that's not. I mean, I mean it's funny, but it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I don't do a lot of shopping. I've never really been like the girly girl that buys, you know, clothes, jewelry, shoes. Most of my shoes are either Nike or off-brand, but I tend to go a little crazy with decor. So, like Christmas and Valentine's Day, poor stuff for your dog. Yes, yes, I actually just got another toy delivered yesterday and I texted Michael from the office and I was like, hey, I think I saw a box was was delivered. Go ahead and open it to him. So he knows I love him. Oh god, look now, now, so I I order stuff on Amazon, but, uh, most of it's for, uh, the grandbaby. Yes, I can see that, right. And so this weekend I was down in Houston and I'm seeing the grandbaby yes, I can see that, right. And so this weekend I was down in Houston and I'm seeing the grandbaby and she's potty training. So I bought her a potty present, right, because she went pottying the toilet for two days but then.
Speaker 1:so I give her her present and all that and I'm like you're doing such a great job and all that. And Shelby goes, no, she just shits in her pants, but she won't pee in her pants. I'm like, well, she's not supposed to get a present until she goes in the toilet for two days. And Rosie looks at me and goes, no, I don't poo-poo in the toilet, she likes the warm petting. Yeah, she's like no, no, that ain't, that ain't happening to me. Speaking of patty uh, st patty's day's coming up.
Speaker 2:oh, yeah, you're gonna be on a cruise kelly for st patrick's day. We're leaving sunday nice nice at a guy. Oh yeah, spring break cruise with the with the girls I'm chaperoning chaperoning two college age girls and a high schooler.
Speaker 1:So you're gonna be holding hair and it will be, and it will be unsupervised. I'm a little concerned.
Speaker 2:But he said, uh, I asked him what he's going to do because we have to make sure that he gives me proof of life of the dogs, the puppies yes, have to have proof of life and it has to be time stamped. Yeah, video, yeah, yeah. So I asked him what he was going to do while I'm gone and he said, well, I'm going to work. And I said, okay, well, you get off at like 12 because you always work half days. Damn it, how do I get his job? I know, right, jesus, I know Jesus, I know.
Speaker 2:So the other day he sends a text message and he says before you find out from somebody else, I worked on Saturday, so I'm taking my half day today. I'm going to Mike's. Okay, he didn't come home to what like one o'clock in the morning or something, something like that, but he just said that he's gonna hang low, he's gonna work and he's just gonna play with his meats. No, meats, his needs, laurel. He's been gonna play with his meats oh, meats, his meats. He's been saving his quarters for a really long time to purchase a smoker.
Speaker 2:I remember him saying that the other night he rolled all the quarters and he goes. No, he didn't.
Speaker 1:Didn't he really?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he rolled the quarters. Wow yeah, rolled the quarters and he's like I got enough money. I'm like okay all right well well, good for him.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go play with my meats I feel like he's been doing his chores or something like that's how he's getting all these quarters.
Speaker 2:He's like can I have my?
Speaker 1:roller quarters to this week. Have you seen our yard?
Speaker 2:he's not doing this, ah, and you know the pillar that allison hit with the golf cart. That, like two years ago, yeah, that's not repaired yet.
Speaker 1:Oh well, shit, I still have a whole hole in my wall on my stairway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do tell. Yeah, because Seth's shower had a leak. Craig took out like a five-foot-by-five-foot section of drywall to find the leak. Oh, and here we're gonna cut over here, yeah. So then he orders like every kind of caulk that you can get at home depot, and amazon orders these like tub trim things you can put, and so I, we finally call it a plumber after all that, yeah, okay. So what he did was he just put the, the sheetrock that he took out, back up there but has never repaired the cut. Oh, wow, so it just looks like a big ass access panel. That it's not. So. You know, they spend so much time together. They really should either go to each house and all help each other, do their honey do's. Well, we talked about let's switch spouses. We did Right, like Nick cooks.
Speaker 1:That'd be awesome. You can switch with Nick. Yeah, yeah. What would you do with me, kelly? Not with you, I know.
Speaker 2:I mean, everybody would say yard work, yeah, she does yard work Well good, we need that, I know.
Speaker 1:Speaking of yard work Well good, we need that, I know. Speaking of yard work, I cannot believe your husband sent us a picture. He did the way that he did.
Speaker 1:I looked at that when I was at work and I'm like, oh no, sir, that's funny. So it's a bit each year, probably for the past, I would say 10, 12 years, I like to do yard work. I would say 10-12 years, I like to do yard work. So I'll be out there working hard and he will pull up a lawn chair and snap a selfie of him like sitting, chilling, relaxing, with a beer in his hand, and I'm in the background, you know, sweating, working my ass off.
Speaker 1:But I think to us it's a joke, but then he sends the picture out to all of us and all of us women are like what the fuck? But hold on a minute. I would kill Craig if he like no, he puts it on Facebook too. But the funny part is is we're hoping somebody will send it to my dad. Since I don't have a relationship with my dad, I'm not sending it.
Speaker 2:Oh, give me his number, I'll do it, but it's always been a bit. We can add them to our group chat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it's just always been a bit that. You know, michael cooks, he does the catering and stuff like that, and I enjoy yard work and my dad hates the fact that I'm not in the kitchen slaving away and he's outside doing the yard work and stuff. So I don't know, I think I will take what I do once every other week or whatever, versus having to cook or grocery shop every single day, so I'll pass. Yeah see, I don't know how I got the shit into this deal, because I cook and I clean, but I have to hire somebody to do my yard and I have to hire somebody to do our laundry because I travel so much I don't have time. Yeah, but I fell into that one too. How did I? How I get stuck with? You know this dude. He's up in the front room playing video games, but he hasn't always been like that, you know, I'm always the one. What do I say?
Speaker 1:I give the benefit of the doubt mm-hmm, he's so good at like engine whatever, but look, don't ask him to give the dog a bath.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean Any projects, he's right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, regular mundane activities. Yeah Well, it's not fun. So did you give Nick a to-do list while you're on vacation, or are you just going to let him play with his meat the biggest?
Speaker 2:to-do list is keep the dogs alive.
Speaker 1:You're like seriously worried about that.
Speaker 2:Genuinely concerned.
Speaker 1:Damn Well, at least he didn't install that electric fence. Probably won't be there when I get back. So I'm counting on both of y'all to make sure that doesn't happen. I still cannot believe that Nick bought an electrified fence to keep the dogs in the yard. Yeah, it's not installed them poor babies. Can you imagine if Lulu went out and like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:He would think that's hysterical.
Speaker 1:His response is he would video it, yeah.
Speaker 2:He's like they're just going to do it once, they won't do it again. That's exactly what he would say yes, they will. Well, but he's like they're just going to do it once and they won't do it again. That's exactly what he would say. Yes, they will. Well, but that's not happening.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, okay, so do we need to go make sure he doesn't install the electric fence? Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you guys are going to have to do a drive-by. Okay, and make sure we got proof of life. I'm most concerned about Lulu, because Rufus is like his sidekick, so I think Lily is going to get that short end of the stick.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, stephanie, we're on it, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:We'll drive by and like peek in windows and like stalk him, we don't lock our front door.
Speaker 1:So oh yeah, yeah, just come up here. Oh, we'll just walk in. No, what if he's naked, like you know how men are they? What if he's naked Like you know how men are? They're like hell yeah, naked room. And like you're not there, none of the girls are there.
Speaker 2:He has never walked around the house naked.
Speaker 1:Oh seriously, Because Craig will walk around butt-ass naked.
Speaker 2:So like he's so modest about it, like when he goes in to take a shower, he closes both of the double doors. Oh Like, even if it's just me home, or like the girls are asleep, he's still going to. That's just how he is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, craig does not do that and Seth will walk by like Jesus. Dad, like you know and I'm like dude you're used to a locker room, it's just your dad you know, but yeah, I don't know, Are you going to walk in the door without knocking If Nick's truck is there? Probably not. Maybe we do like a quick knock-knock and then, like air horn, Like you know, announce it. Because what if he's outside playing with his meats? You know what I'm saying? And it's like dude.
Speaker 2:Okay, if he's going to do that, then I'll be outside Because we have a rock-hard fence around the backyard and they're like, we have neighbors. All of a sudden, the door is called.
Speaker 1:Do you know what your husband was doing?
Speaker 2:Mr Harper can stay in our backyard too, so that would be really bad.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:We want to get the HOA away.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, all right, well, I guess no error then, I don't know. I mean, I think it'd be kind of funny, it would be yeah. That would be good yeah, All right. All right, Purchase air horn on Amazon Check. So okay, he's going to be home for a week. What does he plan on doing with all of this meat that he's going to smoke? Is he going to hand it out to the neighbors or like what's he?
Speaker 2:what's he going to do? I think he's going to eat a lot of it, but then he's just going to freeze it. He is the biggest pack rat when it comes to things in the freezer. Oh, yeah. He loves to put things up, so we just thought out stuffing from Thanksgiving. Oh no, you just thought out. Did you just have.
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving stuffing yes.
Speaker 2:Nick did bring stuffing.
Speaker 1:You don't remember it was actually stuffing. No, I know, For Thanksgiving In November and I'm like where did this come from?
Speaker 1:he had plans of eating it in the freezer yeah, so you know my grandmother, I think we ate the same chocolate cake for about five easters in a row because you know she would go to sam's. It was just her and she bought this. You know how they have like the great, big giant cakes. I think they call them sheet cakes or something. No, it was like the tall one, right like the round one, but they're huge.
Speaker 1:They serve like 14 people or whatever okay, yeah, she buys one, puts it in the freezer. We all come for easter. She pulls it out of the freezer. We have a couple of slices. She puts it back in the freezer. The next easter we have the exact same cake out of the freezer. It kind of reminds me of Nick. Yeah, that's him. Nick's gonna be my grandmother like that. Yeah, nick takes a lot of leftovers when he leaves here.
Speaker 2:And then he freezes it. I mean we can have brisket potatoes for days on end, because it's just brisket after brisket, that he's just when he comes to eat, he takes it and then he freezes it.
Speaker 1:Wow See, and Mike and I I guess we keep so much food around here we don't typically do a lot of leftovers, so I do leftovers, Craig and Seth do not do leftovers.
Speaker 2:It depends on what it is Like. You know, if it's like a cheesy dish, like a cheesy pasta, it's not going to heat up.
Speaker 1:well, it's got to be creamy, it's going to be um, I will do every kind of leftover except for seafood. Oh yeah, but craig and seth, like you know. But you know, but seth saves everything and I'll open the freezer or the refrigerator and I'm like there's literally two bites. Why did you just save that right? You know, finish it or throw it away, yeah, but um, but they don't eat it, unless it's certain things like I made steaks and potatoes last night and Seth ate that right, but Craig would not eat that they don't do leftovers.
Speaker 1:But I was a military kid and we were raised on Sunday or Saturdays was leftover day from all the week, you know. So, yeah, no, they don't. They don't do that. But I will say my freezers are full and I don't even know what's in there, because I will buy stuff and then I get busy at work and I don't cook whatever, so I'll just put it in the freezer. And then the next week at work and I don't cook whatever, so I'll just put it in the freezer. And then the next week I'm like oh, I'll make chicken and I just buy new chicken. I don't get chicken out of the freezer. You know what I mean? Yeah, so I'm bad about that. I bet Nick has like a sorting Excel spreadsheet on his freezer stuff.
Speaker 2:He flattens everything out so he can stack more Wow. So he can stack more Wow. Does he have a label?
Speaker 1:maker. He doesn't, but he has a really big Sharpie. Of course he does. Yeah, wow, wait you didn't answer.
Speaker 2:Does Nick do anything that gets on your nerves? Oh my gosh I think we've talked about this a couple of times like his snoring, oh amen, oh, it's so bad, jesus, and I mean after you know, 21 years of marriage. It is so much worse now than it ever was and it's not cute anymore. Wait, was it?
Speaker 2:ever cute though well, it wasn't this bad. So I think with age it's gotten worse and he has no desire whatsoever to address it, address it. So he's like just buy earplugs. And I'm like, yeah, that's not gonna work. No, so I try it. Because he's like I don't want to wear a machine at night. I'm like, okay, well, they have that device now where, like, you can have the little chip like in planet or something.
Speaker 1:I know nick nick would be like the government will be tracking me, right?
Speaker 2:yeah he had a lot of choice words when I brought that up. So now he's just like you know, unless you know, unless I'm like in a deep sleep, he's like I'll just sleep on the couch. Because, he's like, but then, like Allison, can hear him snoring upstairs.
Speaker 1:Oh gosh.
Speaker 2:So yeah, but that is the thing that gets on my nerves the most. That would be an awesome anniversary present if he found a solution to reduce the snoring. You don't have to cut it, just you know, cut it off out all the way, just reduce it. A little snoring is good.
Speaker 1:I wear, um this headband that has Bluetooth in it, yeah, and I have my iPad sitting next to the bed and I have like a boring documentary or whatever going turned all the way up so that that way I can't hear Craig snoring right in my ear with my headset thing and it doesn't fall off when you're sleeping. No, it looks like a sweatband but it's got Bluetooth speakers that you can sleep on. It's a sleeping headband.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I have to look into that, yeah, amazon, that's not a stupid purchase. I'm just saying no, it's probably not, although Craig says that I snore really bad.
Speaker 2:but I think I think he's confusing me with the dog, because she snores bad, yeah, bad.
Speaker 1:I think he's confusing me with the dog because she snores. Bad, yeah, bad. Lulu gets it from Chloe for sure, yeah yeah, I'm like that is not me snoring, um, I don't know.
Speaker 1:So what about Mike? What's he do that gets on your nerves? Well, I mean, while we're talking about snoring, mike definitely snores. But I think just because we've been together for so long and I'm a heavy sleeper, so once I asleep I could care less what noises he's making. I can sleep through just about anything.
Speaker 1:But I mean I will say he's got a short temper and he lashes out and it could be the littlest, smallest, stupidest thing and he will yell and if somebody is witnessing it you would think that he is abusive and crazy bad temper. But I mean he's never put his hands on me or through the wall of the house or anything like that, but he will lash out some motherfuckers or some goddammit or what the fuck were you thinking. You know that kind of stuff. And if somebody wants to witness it they would be like, oh, poor stephanie. But I mean I can dish it back out. But I would say just, he's very harsh and and short-tempered. So what do you think would happen if, like when he's doing that, you like walk by and just step on his big toe? You know, I mean like like interrupt his?
Speaker 1:oh, he's tantrum, he'd probably be like he would probably push me, but then what? But then you should laugh. But like you know how Craig gets naked when y'all argue, or whatever, oh god, maybe I should pull out a boob like you should just show me, you should just flash them yeah, or throw one of those like stupid fake ones they got laying around here and like try and hit its forehead with a titty Right, I need to take them down.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, that's an idea.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so we have an experiment. You'll need to report that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and we need video. Yeah, see, and I feel like we need to set up microphones or something throughout this house because there are so many things that do not make this show for them and we laugh and crack up, and that's what started the idea in the first place of the podcast. Of the podcast is because the shit they do and say when nobody's looking or watching is a trip, but even some of the stuff we say to each other, right like you know, like when mike is saying something to you, he'll be like you being a stupid bitch, and I'm like no sir.
Speaker 1:Indeed, I will fucking bury you, you know. But so I mean, yeah, you're right, that's what started the idea of the podcast. Yeah, just them being down. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, well, what else y'all got? I think we're good. What about you, kelly?
Speaker 1:I think we're good, okay, yeah, well, it's been a good show. Did we show them how to do it? I think we did. Yeah, I think so too, but I was instructed I've got to make sure I let y'all know to tune in every Tuesday and continue to send your emails and comments to craig c-r-e-i-g at this shitshowscom, and you can find us at our website at the shitshowsbuzzsproutcom. Thank y'all very much for listening. Y'all have a great week. Bye guys, peace out.
