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Welcome back to the Shit Shows. I am Michael.
Speaker 2:And of course I'm Craig, the Craig, the one and only who you sent all complaints to Craig at the Shit Shows. Man, I feel like I've gotten the least amount of complaints here lately. I have got a bunch of phone calls that I'm like I keep answering the phone. Hello, this is the Shit Show, it's because you're doing a great job. My producer's supposed to be doing this, but they don't call her. Yeah, I need a programmer to call her.
Speaker 1:That's probably good, because she's not going to answer the phone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, so you know I've only talked to two people. The other ones want to sell me Pyramid Scheme or some bullshit.
Speaker 1:Or their AI.
Speaker 2:AI, yeah, yeah, we've talked about.
Speaker 1:Then people learn to stop calling me. They have a special guest.
Speaker 2:He's even getting AI hit on.
Speaker 1:And I send them pictures of Craig who y'all talking to. The picture of him and the we're talking to.
Speaker 2:Selena, you can see her on camera. We're talking to her.
Speaker 1:We just haven't introduced you yet you know what this is an A and B conversation. Steph, see your way out. Yes, sir, we got the one and only.
Speaker 2:The one, and only the one and only Selina Yates. Well, howdy.
Speaker 1:My darling, darling, baby.
Speaker 2:Today we got a special show.
Speaker 1:We do.
Speaker 2:We are going to do the marriage game.
Speaker 1:We are going to probably end up sleeping on the couch Divorced. Yes.
Speaker 2:We don't say the word divorce, we just say diversified.
Speaker 1:There's a song Dolly Parton sings, I think, d-i-v-o-r-c-p.
Speaker 3:Who sings that song? Steph?
Speaker 1:That's not Dolly Parton. No, where's the P come from? I think I misspelled it. I'm dyslexic.
Speaker 3:He has misspelled it since the 80s, like for real. I know there's always that. That's why you never got one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure, you kept looking up. How do I get a divorce?
Speaker 3:You kept trying to Google D-I-V-O-P-R-C.
Speaker 1:Hey, could somebody point me to the divorce lawyers?
Speaker 3:It's Tammy Wynette.
Speaker 1:Oh, tammy, see, you should have known that you had to look that up.
Speaker 2:I did All right, so we'll get into it.
Speaker 1:I mean, how was your week? My week was all right.
Speaker 2:Man, my week was, you know, not so great. It's kind of low-key. I got a story, but I think I'm going to wait for another time it's probably too soon. On the story I got, okay, did you get in trouble. No, not so much.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know the story Never mind. Just sunk in. I just sunk in. I feel like Seth right now. Oh, that's weird, but I do have another story. Okay, I love to hear that story. I love your stories man.
Speaker 2:So it's about a cat. So this is a female. She's 24. She says I've been dating Kyle, which is 25, for two months Now. He's started to spend the night. Kyle never grew up with pets, so my cat has been an adjustment to him. His words, my cat, crumb, is the most important aspect of my life right now. Like with most cat parents, he rules the household.
Speaker 2:Lately Kyle has been complaining about Crumb. I guess he walked into my bathroom to see Crumb rubbing his face against my toothbrush. He was shocked and told me how disgusting I was. I laughed and said yeah, that's not great. He demanded I get a new toothbrush, which is expensive how expensive are toothbrushes anyway? And I said I just put the toothbrush in the drawer. Next, kyle says he doesn't like my nightly routine with crumb. I kiss crumb on the face, on his head, on his stomach, then before he goes to sleep. Well, kyle says I'm unhygienic because of this. He says crumb is dirty. He is inside only and I brush him every day and letting him sleep in the bedroom is gross and gets everywhere. I told him to put the toothbrush away, but he told me I took it as a joke and didn't punish Crumb. I then went on to say kissing Crumb was disgusting, especially the face. He would never kiss me if I kissed Crumb again. The guy killed Crumb two days later.
Speaker 3:What do I do?
Speaker 2:That is jacked up.
Speaker 3:Is there proof of that?
Speaker 2:Ayada was standing firm on my lack of hygiene and my dead cat.
Speaker 1:Of course it's real. It's on the internet.
Speaker 3:Oh man, Where'd you get that? Reddit?
Speaker 2:I did get it on Reddit, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's where I found out about the Domino's stuffed crust pizza early On Reddit. So are you trying to talk about my cat dying?
Speaker 3:well, maybe it's not too soon.
Speaker 1:I wasn't gonna go there. So first off I'll tell my side of the story. I get a phone call the other morning. I'm literally had just woke up, right, my eyes aren't even open you're not gonna, you're not gonna, you're actually gonna laugh I'm on the shitter and I answer the phone. And first thing out of Craig's mouth Dude, I fucked up.
Speaker 2:Hold on, I didn't kill the cat.
Speaker 1:I said, dude, what happened? He goes. Okay, I'm going to send you a picture and then I'm going to explain this picture to you. He says the picture and as I'm looking at the picture, I didn't even hear those words that were coming out of his mouth, because I saw that picture and and I immediately said that cat's dead. So he's like yeah, man, he goes. I was going to bed late, it was like 3 in the morning. I didn't want to wake Selena up going to bed, so I slept on the chair. He goes and I saw the cat on the steps.
Speaker 2:You know how he's laying on the steps all weird, he goes dude.
Speaker 1:Then I woke up at 6 o'clock in the morning with Selina going and I was like I think Sherlock's dead.
Speaker 2:I was like, oh no. So I got a time stamp picture at 2.25 of him laying that way and I thought he was just laying there. You know how he always laid weird.
Speaker 3:So he was dead for a while.
Speaker 1:I thought he was sleeping. He's at least by 3 o'clock.
Speaker 2:he was dead at 3 o'clock If you want to break it down, I'm just putting that down there. But I took a picture of his Deadpool picture. I felt bad. I said to Michael I got to tell you something. I said I took a picture the last remaining pictures is cat, probably and Selena woke up, found him dead. I was like oh man, no way, that was rough, but you know he's in a better place.
Speaker 3:He is, anyways, I think what bothered me the most is that, like I'm like honey, sherlock's dead on the stairs and I'm obviously upset and he's laying in the chair like oh man.
Speaker 1:What do you want me to do?
Speaker 3:I'm like look, will you please get up and take care of Sherlock. It's bothering me Box him up and he's like well, what do you want me to do with him? I'm like just fucking handle it.
Speaker 1:Get him off the fucking stairs.
Speaker 3:Dude, can you handle it?
Speaker 2:I got rid of it. I was like maybe he's a man of old time. When I was picking him up I was like this motherfucking cat comes alive. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:That would be karma for him.
Speaker 1:If it did that, that would be karma for all the shit you've done in your life.
Speaker 2:Well, rest in peace. God rest his soul.
Speaker 1:Rest in peace, Sherlock.
Speaker 3:Sherlock is a 17-year-old cat. No, year old cat, no, he was 14, but he was very sick in 14 years in cat years like 994?
Speaker 1:I have no idea. I don't know. They have a balloon release this weekend for them all right, well, let's get. We got one email that I want to read and then I'm going to get into this, this marriage game, so let's get into this email shit shows let's go. This is the coolest part of the show.
Speaker 3:My groupie's in the house, but the best part is hearing me flow.
Speaker 1:So let's get to this shit, bro. All right, we got an email from Mr Justin Brickford. He has a question. He wants to know how much longer will the NCAA allow NIL? It's destroying kids' attitudes towards football. Tennessee quarterback wanting four-million to play college ball, what he left and went to the portal, and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because he's seen Beck Brack leave Georgia to go play for Florida for four million a year. Yeah, so he was going to hold out. He told Tennessee, look which he's going to be a starter. Yeah, he would probably get a good, you know, first second round draft pick. But now he held out for more money because he wanted $4 million instead of the $2 million he was going to get. These kids are getting out of hand. Well, I mean it's I don't know about them getting paid, you're playing football while you're getting an education.
Speaker 3:This is not the pros.
Speaker 2:I know, I know, but hold up. But here's the deal. I was going to go high in college ball, so I know what it takes College ball. You're not allowed to work at all. So these kids that come in that need money, they struggle, they can't make it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but this kid does not need $4 million.
Speaker 2:So that's why no, I think the kids should be paid. But I think it should be a flat rate or a flat pay for everybody. You play college ball. Here's the money you make Across the board whatever it is.
Speaker 1:So I will agree but disagree. I think they should be paid, but I think that they should be paid for their four years in college. They should be paid like, let's just say, $30,000 a year. First off, if you're playing football nine times out of ten, you got a full ride.
Speaker 3:Most of those kids do.
Speaker 1:So you don't need, I don't need to see like no offense, you got the money, you want to do it. But like the Sanders boys and all that, you got these platinum diamond chains and all that.
Speaker 2:How about you pay them? The average American makes salary a year.
Speaker 1:Well, not even that. My point is, they should make like, let's just $30,000 a year, but a lot of these players are more popular.
Speaker 2:They get used more.
Speaker 1:But once they graduate, then they should get a lump sum Once they've moved on from college.
Speaker 2:I can see that. The portal is what's going to cause.
Speaker 1:Money's not going to kill college football. The portal is killing college football.
Speaker 2:I agree, but the NIL is a huge part of that. You know what I mean. I mean because, if you use the portal for your NIL deal, which they all do- yeah. Man, you know what. You know what I think I'm going to take my shirt off, uh-uh, hold on why you got some of the shirts.
Speaker 1:You know, bert Schreisler, yeah.
Speaker 2:Whoa for taking a shirt off.
Speaker 1:I think he just wants to show his nipples.
Speaker 2:I think I'm going to take the shirt off this time.
Speaker 1:Why are you doing that? Did your nipple just move your microphone? They stick out so far. I'm definitely not ever using that microphone.
Speaker 3:Yeah Well, he's already spit on it today.
Speaker 2:Oh, I like it when you spit on it. Oh no.
Speaker 3:To it, but so to me I you know us having a son that was going to play ball in college. You know, to me I feel like division one players should get, let's just say, 50 000 a year. Division two players get 36. Division three players get 24 whatever but every player. If there is money being paid out to students, every player should have their school paid for, because Division II schools you don't get full ride. It's very rare.
Speaker 2:They take their 25 scholarships and they break it out. They break it out over 15 kids or whatever.
Speaker 1:So you still got to pay.
Speaker 3:So you still are paying for school and really the only ones that get full ride are Division I top players, top players in the state like that. So all these other kids that are playing, they're not making any money, but this kid wants $4 million and all these kids are coming out with loans.
Speaker 2:Oh, they cut him. They cut him Good, good, and I think that's what some of these other schools start doing. You know, holding ground and yeah, he may make the money, but him holding out, the way he held out makes him look like not a team player.
Speaker 3:Well, it makes him look like a dumbass.
Speaker 1:But here's the thing If you come out this year or next year and you just completely kick ass, nobody's going to remember that and every NFL team is going to want you.
Speaker 2:They're not going to care, yeah, regardless, I don't know where he'll end up.
Speaker 1:Somebody's going to give in, is my point.
Speaker 2:I don't see somebody giving him $4 million. I mean, you haven't done nothing Well no, no, no, not for college.
Speaker 1:But I'm saying, being the way he is now, you would think going into the NFL. They're going to look at that and say, well, I don't know, oh yeah, yeah, nfl is completely different. Go NFL, yeah, but he'll get somewhere Because he's only a junior or sophomore.
Speaker 2:So he's still got four years of college or three years of college to play.
Speaker 3:But to me, I mean, it just says something about, you know, the kids these days. Right, Like all of us older people were like dude the kids these days, man, but they feel like they're entitled because, oh my god, you can pass the ball pretty well.
Speaker 1:It was like when I was playing college ball Well, you didn't get paid, well, I didn't go to college ball. Like, I got hurt in training camp. I tore my back, I needed a bacchiotomy, so I didn't get to play Jesus.
Speaker 3:Christ Good God. I was like where is this going?
Speaker 2:I'm like really Huh.
Speaker 1:I need a bacchiotomy. Wow, need a backy out of me. Wow, wow, well, yeah, well, mr justin, thank you for the question and once again, send your questions in comment on the facebook uh, shoot us a message, send us, find us yeah, just yell at us somehow some sorry, my allergies are really kicking my everybody anybody else's allergies kicking her butt? My dog. Well, the the the shit shows, mascot the shit shows mascot. I tell you man, he's down here somewhere.
Speaker 2:It is, I don't know. It's gotta be cause All that wind that's come in. Yeah, definitely it's jacked me up.
Speaker 1:That or all the coke I've been doing Well, you know, with coke I like you know what, my favorite thing about cocaine?
Speaker 2:The way it smells.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, lord Good.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 3:It's mind blowing yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, all right Now. So what we're going to do, you can watch on YouTube, but we're going to play the marriage game. I am going to ask questions, Everyone is going to write the answer down for their respective spouse, and we are going to keep score.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're going to do it. Every question, we're going to show the answer. I'm going to read it.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to read a question, you're going to write your answer down. Then we're going to go one by one and let everybody show. Then we'll rip that page off and start anew.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, so this is competitive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yes, we got this.
Speaker 3:I don't know what the prize is yet, but we'll figure it out, okay, hey, if we don't?
Speaker 2:win this. I'm usually in trouble.
Speaker 1:Let's go.
Speaker 3:Let's go, let's do this.
Speaker 1:The losers have to host the orgy at their house.
Speaker 3:Oh God, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:I'm glad we just did the carpet. No, we can't.
Speaker 3:We can't because my house is dirty.
Speaker 1:All right. So first question of the night, ladies and gentlemen, is what's your spouse's hidden talent, man? I don't know if I can get this one right.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, Look if they start getting them right, they've already discussed these questions.
Speaker 1:Well, first off, this was from your lovely wife so this is the first time seeing it. Hidden talent, hidden talent.
Speaker 3:See the keyword. There is hidden.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but if you've been with someone you know that talent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I guess I got mine.
Speaker 1:I don't even See. Here's the problem is. I'm not going to spell shit right and people are going to make fun of me.
Speaker 3:But guess what? I'm definitely going to make fun of you. I don't care.
Speaker 2:Let's see here Hidden talent. You know what.
Speaker 1:What considered a hidden talent, though not many, not many people know it like. I'll put it to you like this what?
Speaker 2:I'm about to say I'll cover it, just so. Am I gonna write about her? Yeah, no, you're gonna write what you think her hidden. Yeah, yeah, I know but how's this competitive?
Speaker 1:because y'all have to get them right. If you get it right, you get a point. If we get it wrong, we get no how do we get it right? If that's what my hidden talent is, yeah, If her hidden talent is burping and you write burping and she said my hidden talent is burping Like I'm going to answer. Oh, I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying.
Speaker 3:Because I'm going to answer and you're going to say oh well, didn't you ever see the dating game?
Speaker 2:But what he's getting at is no no, no.
Speaker 1:So here's the thing you write her hidden talent.
Speaker 2:And then you write yours.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and she writes hers and writes yours.
Speaker 3:That's how you have to do it. I didn't write mine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, this is way yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, shit Hold on.
Speaker 1:Hold on. That's what happens when we don't have a pre-show meeting. I don't fuck it up, all right, damn. I don't know what my hidden talent is, I'll just guess it.
Speaker 3:So see, that's what I'm saying. Like I don't even know what my hidden talent is that's all right?
Speaker 1:You just think of one. We'll get to some easier ones but let's see, let's try some of these.
Speaker 3:And of course, my husband's going to say something sexual, because he always turns it that way he does.
Speaker 2:You don't have no hidden sexual talent, fuck off.
Speaker 1:Fro Fuck right off, alright, is that what that?
Speaker 3:means Fro.
Speaker 1:I think I got it from you.
Speaker 3:I just made it into an acronym. I think that's the right word. Are you ready, babe?
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm it from you. I just made it into an acronym.
Speaker 3:I think that's the right word. Are you ready, babe? I mean, I'm pretty good at my stuff. Yes, you are.
Speaker 1:Steph, are you ready?
Speaker 3:I think so.
Speaker 1:Okay, because I'm ready. We can do theirs while they finish.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm just making something up, we'll elaborate with the answers. Sure, sure, because we'll have to Sure while they're waiting.
Speaker 1:So Okay, love Winner For yours.
Speaker 3:Yes, I put spitting, oh.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're right Because this girl can spit, like she's told me this about your good spitting quality.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:And I even went on something because I can't spit.
Speaker 3:That's not how it goes, though she's supposed to say. I think my hidden talent is spitting And're, like I wrote, spitting. Well but I did write my own because at first I put crafting, then I changed it to dance. Not many people know.
Speaker 2:I like to dance. You're supposed to do mine and hers.
Speaker 3:So you didn't get it right because she put her hidden talent as dancing Correct and what's mine. Blowing up the fuck. Does that mean Getting mad Anger?
Speaker 1:That's not a hidden talent, that's being an asshole. Now you're picking on me.
Speaker 3:Not everybody knows. Not everybody knows.
Speaker 2:This is going to go down south, that's okay, I'm not competitive.
Speaker 3:This is not the way this is supposed to work. It's fine, it's truthful.
Speaker 2:It's supposed to be these two storming out of here Throwing shit.
Speaker 1:We've been married 25 years. They're supposed to be the ones fucking up babe.
Speaker 3:All right, honey, Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:So what's, what'd you guess?
Speaker 2:my hidden talent was, oh, you said blowing up, blowing up.
Speaker 1:Okay, I put rapping.
Speaker 2:Oh okay.
Speaker 3:I don't even know of any other talent Gotcha, so we didn't get shit right.
Speaker 2:We'll go with yours first.
Speaker 3:Hold on, no, don't tell. I feel like my hidden talent is making homemade ice cream.
Speaker 2:Oh, it says she can cook. Yes, Same.
Speaker 1:Thing.
Speaker 3:We got a point.
Speaker 2:We got a point.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 3:What do you think your hidden talent is?
Speaker 2:My three toes only touch when I walk.
Speaker 3:No, that's because your feet are fucked up. That's not a talent.
Speaker 2:Oh, what'd you put?
Speaker 3:The worm oh shit.
Speaker 1:You still got a point, though, that's pretty good, I put breakdancing the worm.
Speaker 2:I should have went with that. I haven't done the worm in so long.
Speaker 1:All right, so let's see. What can we do here?
Speaker 3:Do you see what I mean? Like I'm supposed to say I think my no. No, you got it right.
Speaker 1:All right, so what is the most? This would be just a generic one, one answer.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:What's the most embarrassing thing you've done as a couple, see?
Speaker 3:if y'all come up with the same answer that we've done as a couple Embarrassing I suck at this. I'm just telling you it's all right.
Speaker 2:That's the point of this, the most embarrassing thing we've done as a couple. Embarrassing or fun, even that we got caught.
Speaker 3:No, it says embarrassing.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm going to crash that one out then.
Speaker 1:So, Okay, I got mine, I got mine.
Speaker 2:I like mine Cause it was kinda embarrassing.
Speaker 1:Are you ready, steph?
Speaker 3:I think so.
Speaker 1:Hold on, well, yeah yeah, you can write while we do it. So for me I put. Had sex in a random hotel room With margarita ball.
Speaker 3:I almost put that.
Speaker 1:And people were knocking and kept knocking at the door. I put had sex in a random hotel room at Margarita Ball.
Speaker 3:I almost put that and people were knocking and kept knocking at the door. What would you put? So I hate being put on the spot, so I just put the way we yelled at the kids games when we were spectating, like, oh go Go, kids.
Speaker 1:That was terrible. It's fine, but we embarrassed ourselves. We were really sucking. All right.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 1:Terrible.
Speaker 2:You're sure writing a lot. That's not the same answer I got. Mine was literally four words.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Mine was had sex in a casino bathroom, the family bathroom.
Speaker 3:Oh, but that sounded really embarrassing.
Speaker 2:It was when we walked out and everybody was like mmm.
Speaker 3:No, we were being high-fived, I know, but still it was kind of embarrassing. It was when we walked out and everybody was like mm no, we were being high-fived.
Speaker 2:I know, but still it was kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 3:Mine was me teaching Craig to shave my legs and getting caught. Oh, that was pretty good Wait.
Speaker 1:Whatever, oh, you got to explain that.
Speaker 3:So before I had surgery, I was teaching Craig how to shave my legs, because I wasn't going to be able to shave my legs. And he was laying on the bathtub and I'm straddling him and he's like shaving my legs. And shelby walked in, so we were, of course, we're both butt-ass naked and I'm like he's, I'm teaching him how to shave my legs and she goes, she goes.
Speaker 1:Uh, I don't want to know can you start from the beginning of this?
Speaker 3:no, and so craig. To make it all, he offered to buy her a whole cheesecake.
Speaker 1:I did buy her a whole cheesecake. All right, I like that one. Okay, the next one, and this is for the guys. What would you say your wife's bra size is?
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 1:I got it Okay, selena, what's your bra?
Speaker 3:size, my bra size.
Speaker 1:Well, hold on hold on, because it can't be just the letters.
Speaker 2:It's got to be a size too like 36, 34.
Speaker 3:Well usually the size is the letter no.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:It's a number and a letter, see Boom. All right, so my bra size is a 40 double D. No, I'm sorry, a 40 triple D.
Speaker 2:I thought it was a double E Okay.
Speaker 3:No, god damn.
Speaker 2:I put 40 double E.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he got the 40. I wear a 40 triple D.
Speaker 1:What's your thing?
Speaker 3:I'm the exact same one, really A triple D, and I almost put three Ds, but I only put two.
Speaker 2:I thought, it was an E for sure.
Speaker 1:Some beach.
Speaker 3:Those are big old titties Like your mama.
Speaker 1:I mean, hi, love you. All right, so we're going to take one more from-.
Speaker 2:You sure you're not a double?
Speaker 1:E Don't make me check. Look Now see this one. This is what we're going for Okay. So, this would be you have to answer for your spouse. Fill in the blank. We are total opposite when it comes to blank, total opposites.
Speaker 3:Oh man Believe it or not, we have a lot of opposites when it it comes to.
Speaker 2:There's one that stands out for me and craig, I gotta change it because I'm trying to win, but I already I what I wrote now. So you.
Speaker 1:You went from. I was just trying to talk shit to now I'm trying to win. Y'all still got a one point lead, so y'all are good me and my wife ain't got shit right, let's see man.
Speaker 3:But you are right, we are opposite on a lot of things, a lot of things.
Speaker 1:But we agree to disagree. Agree, okay, so Craig's still writing. So what was yours?
Speaker 3:I said cleaning. I was going to change it to cleaning, but mine is parenting.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, but see that doesn't count.
Speaker 2:Did she just call you a terrible parent? No, because she likes the baby, like all dads.
Speaker 1:I'm like, no, don't do that.
Speaker 3:Craig and I are opposite on that one.
Speaker 2:I went down through three different ones, but I know what you wrote. I'm a morning person.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:You're not a morning person. I'm a morning person. No, you're not a morning person.
Speaker 3:I'm perfectly happy.
Speaker 2:First I wrote everything. Then I wrote Cleaning or doing dishes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you stressed it out. So no point, but he did have that on there.
Speaker 3:You're dirty, I'm clean.
Speaker 1:I am dirty, not in the right way girl.
Speaker 2:All right, let's don't even get started.
Speaker 1:all right, let's, let's, uh, let's get a little personal now, not sexual personal, but what is your spouse'sast favorite food?
Speaker 2:Actual food or like.
Speaker 1:It could be Mexican. Yeah, if you want to do Mexican, or that's easy. So for me, you ready, babe.
Speaker 3:Hold on Least favorite.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Wait, have Stephanie. Stephanie, what do you think Mike's least favorite food is? Mike's least favorite is going to be Chinese, but if we got specific sushi, Boom, we got a point, we got one right Woohoo.
Speaker 1:But what's his other? Oh no, that's hers. Hers, what's your least favorite?
Speaker 3:food. No, you, oh, okay, what do you think her least favorite food is?
Speaker 1:So it's kind of a it's broad, but I said pizza, but Red sauce, cause she likes Italian food but she doesn't like pizza or she's not a big fan of red sauce Pizza boom. Two points on a bitch, alright, so we're supposed to write one of each and just to clarify, because I'm not, I wrote sushi with a C, just so everybody knows we're supposed to write one of each, and just to clarify, because I'm not hers.
Speaker 1:I wrote mine, I wrote sushi with a C just so you wrote yours and mine oh the next one's going to be amazing Okay, honey.
Speaker 3:So, Craig, I put Greek Italian. That's close.
Speaker 1:No, it's not. That's not a point.
Speaker 3:You dislike Italian food.
Speaker 2:Well, it's not my favorite.
Speaker 3:It said what's your least favorite.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, what did you write?
Speaker 3:Indian food.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought you said Mexican. I thought your least favorite was Mexican.
Speaker 3:On the top five.
Speaker 2:I didn't know we were doing the top 12.
Speaker 3:Okay, this is a competition. That's right. Get your head in the game, trying to win.
Speaker 1:You ain't first, you're last, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:We're tired right now? No, we're not.
Speaker 1:We're up the strides are up by one.
Speaker 3:Bullshit, they cheated. They got both of those right. Well, hold on. What is Selena's Least favorite Indian food, indian food. Oh, that was your answer. I would have never got that.
Speaker 1:I would have. I had to answer that question. I thought it was Mexican food. I didn't think you liked Mexican food.
Speaker 2:You don't.
Speaker 1:Like tacos and stuff is fine, but you don't choose to go to Mexican food. That's not one of those places you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like I don't choose to go eat Mexican food. Yeah, but I eat Mexican food. I make Mexican food. Yeah, like that. I do not eat Indian food. Okay, I think anybody does ever eat greek food he doesn't ever eat greek food.
Speaker 1:I love greek food, like mediterranean food, but you don't, but you don't. You don't like feta cheese, though, don't you?
Speaker 3:I love feta cheese.
Speaker 2:I love I'm the feta cheese guy too. Yeah, yeah, that's stinky cheese. All right, all right.
Speaker 1:Next, next all right, what is your? What is your spouse's favorite? Who's your spouse's favorite relative? This is gonna be difficult for me and her because we have a very small family.
Speaker 3:What's his favorite relative? Yeah, living or dead. What's your?
Speaker 1:favorite relative? I think that's a super easy question. They're going to get these, so you got to be smart.
Speaker 3:I know, but hold on. Living or dead, or does it matter?
Speaker 1:It's got to be living. It's got to be living Somebody you can call right now Relative, not an in-law. It could be either way, either one. Yeah, okay, it's just a relative.
Speaker 3:Well, I know, it's not my parents.
Speaker 2:Why are you giving me answers, honey? I already wrote it down, I already got yours.
Speaker 3:No, I'm talking about your favorite.
Speaker 2:No, honey. The question is who's your least favorite?
Speaker 3:No Favorite, no, but I'm answering. No least favorite, no favorite, but I'm answering no, who's your favorite, relative your favorite.
Speaker 2:So you would ask one. For me it would be like who's my favorite would be well, hold on, hold on, no rephrase it, she has to guess what is your?
Speaker 3:spouse's favorite relative yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Why would you say your parents?
Speaker 1:they're not my, my relative. She's answering for her.
Speaker 3:Nope, no.
Speaker 2:What is?
Speaker 3:my spouse's favorite relative, and you said it could be their in-laws as well. And I was joking saying well I know it's not your parent, my parents.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:My God, we need like Adderall or something, cocaine, something I heard. It smells good.
Speaker 1:And what's yours. We're gonna miss these. I can promise you that I might have a chance At getting hers, but it's gonna be really good.
Speaker 2:It could be your siblings, or whatever too right, or even your kids.
Speaker 1:No, it's a relative.
Speaker 2:That's a relative, isn't?
Speaker 1:it. No, okay, that's your kid. It's supposed to be your favorite yeah, you can't have your kid I can't okay I can't believe he's taking this long to write it down for mine, yeah there's so many people that I choose from I know, but who's your favorite one? Well, there's obvious okay, so y'all go first now what is okay?
Speaker 2:who's her?
Speaker 3:favorite, her sister, her sister, yeah, yep, and what's his? And I think your favorite is curry no, my mom well, I was gonna put that, but we got one.
Speaker 2:You did get one.
Speaker 1:We're tie game it's gonna stay that way, all right. So so for me and Stephanie I think her favorite relative is my dad Did I get it?
Speaker 3:Look, I had Mindy, and then I crossed it out and I put dad, Aw, Armando.
Speaker 1:And then my favorite relative I'm very small family. I don't talk to her that often, but I love her to death would be my cousin Misty. Aw, yeah, Aw, yeah, Aw. Is that the one?
Speaker 2:that lives in Florida.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's the one that lives in.
Speaker 2:Florida. Did y'all get that one? Did you get that one? No, who'd she?
Speaker 1:put.
Speaker 3:I put his dad, I literally put his dad for both of them.
Speaker 2:I love my dad but for me it's kind sons now because of the late age.
Speaker 1:He's going to call me and say never mind, don't come over for Father's Day, since I'm not your favorite.
Speaker 3:Craig's coming, so we took him out for his birthday and I may have already said this, but he was wearing his t-shirt that says my favorite child is my daughter-in-law.
Speaker 1:Yeah, aww, I thought that was kind of gay, your mom. So this is like a bonus question. This is just for me and you to answer for. What is your spouse's favorite flower?
Speaker 2:Mm, mm-mm-mm, this is easy.
Speaker 3:No, he won't know it. He won't know it, mm-mm, mm-mm. Can I draw it?
Speaker 1:No, because I don't know what it would be.
Speaker 3:You can try, though. Do you have a favorite flower? I do.
Speaker 1:Okay, I mean, you could just say it, you don't have to write it, carn don't have to write it carnations?
Speaker 3:no, I fucking hate carnations. And that's my answer for her she doesn't like flowers.
Speaker 2:She don't like flowers either. Yeah, but at least I took a shot at it what?
Speaker 3:what would you? What's your favorite flower? So the only thing, because he's right, I don't like flower flowers as like a gift or whatever, but for me, um, at my mom's funeral I came home with a peace lily. So that's really the only thing. Funeral, I came home with a peace lily, so that's really the only thing that I can reference. So I put peace lily.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what were you going to say?
Speaker 3:I love a sterling rose, and they're very hard to find, that's why I said you won't know it, I'm going to find one.
Speaker 1:I could have put rose huh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you could have. Yeah, you could have.
Speaker 1:Michael, I'm going to get a bunch of sterling rose petals and put them all over the bed when we have an orgy.
Speaker 2:Good luck, because apparently you can't find them.
Speaker 3:Michael, what's yours? No, this is for y'all.
Speaker 1:I don't have a flower.
Speaker 2:We don't do flowers.
Speaker 1:My favorite is the blue bonnet. I'm going to take pictures of this, all right, all right. So this is just. You don't have to write this down, we're just going to sit here and argue. Who said I love you first?
Speaker 3:I did, craig did.
Speaker 1:Accidental.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:See, and it's been so long, I can't honestly say who did, but I feel like it was me.
Speaker 2:I kissed her back for work one morning. I said hey, I'm leaving.
Speaker 3:I love you. What's that? I said, hey, I'm leaving, I love you. I know I laid in bed and I'm like she called her friend she goes.
Speaker 2:He just told me he loved me. I said okay.
Speaker 3:I called my BFF, blair, and I work with him and I'm like Blair. He said I love you this morning and he's leaving, and I don't think he meant to. He goes. Well, what did you say? And I said nothing, I ignored it. And he goes, what the fuck? Why he's? I said because it was. It's awkward, like I don't think he meant to say that is that why you were stalking her in the parking lot no, that was not that I love.
Speaker 1:I love that story, though why are you still in the parking lot, bitch? I'm at work. Where are you?
Speaker 2:at. I'm like at work, take a picture.
Speaker 3:I'm like okay, weirdo, I mean I mean, I've heard of First Night Stalkers, but Jesus Christ, yeah, that was our first morning after our first date.
Speaker 2:It was like the Walk of Shame. She caught me in the stairwell because I was fucking trapped in the stairwell. Never told that part.
Speaker 1:Anyway. So let's do this one. Let's do what is your spouse's not favorite regular movie, Like a Sitcom or what. No, but just something that you wouldn't think she would normally like. That she likes. It's not like we all know Braveheart's a favorite movie, but something stupid like Old School or something like that, something that you wouldn't think. Selena, that's one of Selena's guilty pleasure, I guess, is what we would call it Like a guilty pleasure movie. Yeah, just something that nobody would expect from you.
Speaker 2:This is easy because she hates these kind of movies baby ready.
Speaker 3:I have mine. I gotta think of yours.
Speaker 1:Hold tight well, I already know we're not gonna get this one, because to me, I feel like these are both of our favorite movies. But I only wrote it for I wrote it for both of us. But go ahead and do your thing.
Speaker 3:We have very different tastes in movies.
Speaker 1:Oh, we do too.
Speaker 3:No, that's not true. I mean, we both like action and crime dramas and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:But you also have different, but we have different tastes. Well, it's like her. She likes to watch all those Bridgertons and all that stuff. I don't like to watch that stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I watch that, that's right.
Speaker 1:So y'all go first. What's her favorite guilty pleasure? So my favorite Talladega Nights.
Speaker 2:Yes, okay, boom, absolutely what's mine.
Speaker 3:I put Castaway. I really didn't really like Castaway. What'd you put Citizen Kane? I've never seen you watch Citizen Kane. I know that's what I'm saying, listen.
Speaker 2:It's my favorite movie.
Speaker 3:It's not Old School's your favorite movie what? Guilty Pleasure, guilty Pleasure, favorite Guilty Pleasure? Yeah, it's an old old movie.
Speaker 2:It's an old classic I used to watch it with.
Speaker 1:What did you say?
Speaker 3:So I put rap, but it's one of those Huh, what.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's a rap movie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's not the NWA one, it's one of the older ones, minister Society maybe.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's yours, but that's not a guilty pleasure.
Speaker 1:I like those type of movies.
Speaker 3:He watches that stuff. Obviously, yeah, I like all those movies. What? Obviously yeah, I like all those movies. New Jack City. What's your favorite Guilty Pleasure movie?
Speaker 1:Step Brothers, and I feel like that's hers too.
Speaker 3:That is fun. That's a Look.
Speaker 1:Because that's why I said I only wrote one, because I feel like that's both of ours. We both know that movie word in.
Speaker 2:So we both got a point.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we both got a point. Still tied honey how I'm just saying, let's roll this back.
Speaker 3:Because they both answered correctly. I answered wrong so we didn't get two points.
Speaker 1:I actually only put one down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fucking bullshit, all right.
Speaker 1:What celebrity would your spouse choose for her hall pass?
Speaker 3:Ooh, I already know this one See, that's the shit I don't like right there. Which celebrity would your spouse choose for her hall pass? Ooh, I already know this. One.
Speaker 1:See, that's the shit I don't like, right there, you could just write the shit down. You don't have to be all ooh, I know.
Speaker 2:Mine and hers right Yep Okay.
Speaker 3:I'm going to write mine down, just because I like writing his name.
Speaker 1:Jeez.
Speaker 3:God, I have so many, is that?
Speaker 2:why y'all call me a whore, whore, whore.
Speaker 3:I don't know who mine is God. If I had to narrow it down, I don't know Craig's. Yeah you do, I do, mm-hmm, I do I don't know yours.
Speaker 1:You think you're weird, Better read Deconize you ready babe.
Speaker 3:I'm not because I think you're going to say one, but I want to say a different one.
Speaker 1:You say what you want. Don't think what I'm going to write.
Speaker 3:I keep thinking about the female that I would have a hall pass with.
Speaker 2:Oh, I can write that.
Speaker 3:Dude, charlize Theron. Oh, you fucking just took my answer. It Write that Dude, charlize Theron. Oh you fucking just took my answer.
Speaker 2:It didn't have to be a guy or a girl. God damn, that's what I was about to write.
Speaker 1:Guess what.
Speaker 3:That's not a point, but why?
Speaker 2:Because I have the dude, the dude, but it's not him, because you think he's weird. Well, I'll put his name down, because that's every woman's Okay.
Speaker 3:Craig, first of all, mine is not every woman's, but hold on, I haven't written his down yet Y'all go first.
Speaker 1:You ready, babe.
Speaker 3:I think so.
Speaker 1:So for you I put 50 Cent.
Speaker 3:Oh, missed it by a mile.
Speaker 1:Who'd you put?
Speaker 3:I put LL Cool J. Okay, he's old school, but he was my original baby daddy.
Speaker 1:The Lick Lipper, and what's mine and what's mine.
Speaker 3:I put J-Lo Boom like a ho. She is a ho, but I did put Jada Pinkett Smith in real small letters just in case.
Speaker 1:No, he used to be in love Back in the days I used to love Jada. Set it Off Back in. Set it Off Jason's lyric. That was my favorite movie of Jada Pinkett was Set it Off or Jason's lyric Did you so okay? Or Jason's lyrics.
Speaker 3:Did you? So? Okay, I think that Craig's hall pass is Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1:Boom. Oh, that would be a point. Okay, and what do you think? This is Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3:I fucking hate Brad Pitt, I know I knew it.
Speaker 2:Look, I scratched out three times, but I can't write it.
Speaker 1:You know, you kind of the Rock Dang Dwayne Johnson. Hey, you kind of look like Brad Pitt a little bit A little bit.
Speaker 3:I almost put the rock too Dude.
Speaker 2:You should know that we still got a point.
Speaker 3:We still lose by one, though, so I was mad. My boys hold on my boys were, you know, like teenagers at this point, and I don't even remember where we got it from. But Mike comes home with this big. It's bigger than 8 by 10, bigger than an 11 by 14 but it's a picture of j-lo in these white or no, excuse me, pink ruffly panties and she you can see her butt and she's like doing the look over the shoulder back at you. And it was in my kids rooms like what are you doing?
Speaker 2:that's what it sounds like when he masturbates gross.
Speaker 3:I think I still have that picture. I think it's down in the. I think so too.
Speaker 1:Go get it.
Speaker 3:Put it on Facebook.
Speaker 1:You should put your dryer next to it, so I have a question that Craig's not going to be able to get right. I don't know that I'll be able, but this is just a fun question. I saw it and. I was like oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:What is the weirdest gift that your spouse has bought for you? I already know this.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, wait, that he's ever bought for me, yeah, and vice versa, and that I've bought for him Like what's the weirdest thing he's ever bought for you? Write that down, that's easy. Oh.
Speaker 2:For me so.
Speaker 3:I can't think Weirdest.
Speaker 2:Hmm, I can't think Weirdest Hmm.
Speaker 1:For her so yeah, and then what have I bought her? That's why Is there a.
Speaker 3:I'm a really good, is there a?
Speaker 2:Pita For a paper.
Speaker 3:No, it's recyclable, it's recy. No, it's recyclable.
Speaker 1:It's recyclable, that'd be all right, that's another sponsor I don't know anything weird, I've bought him.
Speaker 2:You don't really buy me weird shit.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 2:But I could think of something, I guess.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm just going to put something I bought him that he never used.
Speaker 1:So we're going with that. Unless you think that I have it used. Okay, I got mine. Okay, hold on, I'm still thinking of one for her. What if I bought her?
Speaker 3:that's weird, we're pretty good gift givers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he comes up with some stuff sometimes.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got it.
Speaker 1:He'd just be like why did you buy this Today? I got him a.
Speaker 3:This grinder thing is pretty cool, it's like dude, why are you buying this shit? I say that all the time, but he buys the shit for himself, not for me what she goes, okay, so we're gonna lose out on a point because I can't think of anything.
Speaker 1:so for me the weirdest thing, step thing Stephanie's ever bought me is it's not even a pocket pussy, but it's that silicone, it's a masturbation sleeve yeah there you go. God dang, that's a pocket pussy.
Speaker 3:Girl you a freak.
Speaker 1:What did you put? What did you put?
Speaker 3:I just put the damn shaver that I bought and you've never used, even though you shave your head all the time.
Speaker 2:I gave him one too when we first met.
Speaker 1:Because those irritate my head. The razor does not.
Speaker 2:Okay, Did you buy him the palm one too?
Speaker 1:I've got three. Everybody's bought me one, you've got me one, she got me one, sylvia got me one, I me one, sylvia got me one. I've got like four of them.
Speaker 3:Stephanie, what do you think is the weirdest gift mike's ever bought you? So he's actually a great gift giver, but massagers. So for, like my kids, wait teenagers massagers. No, no, greg, like actual massagers, I have like a neck massager, a back massager, a foot massager, one that you lay on, one, that you sit on, one that I bet you do sit on.
Speaker 2:He wants you to, you to be relaxed?
Speaker 3:He does. Clearly he wants me to shut the fuck up and not ask him to do it. He said you just sit down and be pretty, that's what he says. So yeah, so I put shaver and massager.
Speaker 2:Go ahead honey.
Speaker 1:Put more words in my mouth.
Speaker 3:So I think the weirdest thing that I've ever bought you is a can holder for inside the shower so you can drink your mics when they were making them.
Speaker 1:That's not what I wrote. Yeah, that's not what you wrote.
Speaker 2:I wrote it's the swing. Remember the swing you bought me.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm talking about. But why is that weird, I guess?
Speaker 2:Well, because I mean, have you just bought everybody else a swing? I didn't buy it for myself.
Speaker 1:She didn't buy me a swing.
Speaker 2:Can you buy us another one?
Speaker 3:What do you think is the weirdest thing that you bought me?
Speaker 2:That you go, girl thing.
Speaker 3:You didn't buy that for me.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did. You got one too, remember. No, what it is is a thing where women can actually stand up and pee in it.
Speaker 1:I think I gave you one. You gave all the girls one.
Speaker 3:I said it was the t-shirt that has the bikini lady on it and you thought I was going to be wearing that to the swimming pool.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:That's fucking weird. And that was in my Christmas stocking, by the way.
Speaker 1:No points for anybody on this motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Now we're going to give somebody a complex. What is?
Speaker 1:your spouse's best physical feature? Oh, I got this To you. What's his. What is your spouse's best physical feature? Oh, I got this. What is his to you, what's his? And vice versa. Hers is Ready man. I'm trying not to be sexual, but it's kind of hard.
Speaker 3:Is this the one where they go?
Speaker 1:Oh no, that's like Jeopardy.
Speaker 3:I don't remember what the Theme song to the dating show was. I do know that Richard Ramirez was on that shit. He was a killer right, he was a serial killer All righty, watch out now.
Speaker 1:All right, so we'll let the Yates go first. What's? So, Selena, what is your favorite?
Speaker 3:I'm going to say that your favorite part of me is my butt.
Speaker 1:Girl. Look at that, her booty, her booty, we're tied.
Speaker 3:We're tied.
Speaker 2:What do you think I'm going to say? My chest.
Speaker 3:No, I said your hands.
Speaker 2:This fucking shit. Okay, there's nothing. No.
Speaker 1:No See, there we go.
Speaker 3:You have working man hands. I love that.
Speaker 2:I do too Out that I did all this to come over the hand at all.
Speaker 3:We get half a point for fuck you now. We get one point.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you get one so for for you, babe, what is your favorite thing about me?
Speaker 3:so I put legs okay um and or manscaping, so I don't know. Well, you can't put multiple things. So legs, legs is the answer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, uh, I put shoulders because you always talk about my broad shoulders, yeah. And for my favorite feature about you is your legs oh. I was going to put tits, but I was like shit. I don't want every answer to be tits and ass and all that, but from now on, every answer will be tits and ass.
Speaker 3:Okay, now we know.
Speaker 2:I'm going to dress up my hand for you later, honey.
Speaker 1:He's going to be bringing this up. Yes, all right. So what was your partner's, spouse's first ever job, first ever?
Speaker 2:job. I know this one.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I remember yours, because you've told me about so many places there's always been one okay mine's gonna.
Speaker 1:It's gonna be two answers just because one of them we'll talk about that in a minute. I don't want to give it away all right.
Speaker 2:So I think that craig's first job was sonic boom, that's one that'd be a point, and her first job was taco bell yep okay, so for me her first job was the cleaners.
Speaker 1:Yes, dry cleaners and for me.
Speaker 3:I put Chubbies yeah.
Speaker 1:So I put Chubbies, but I also put McDonald's because I didn't know if Chubbies would count Because technically when I first started Chubbies I was getting paid cash. Then I went and worked at McDonald's and then I came back and actually worked on the payroll at Chubbies. So my first 1099 job was McDonald's. So my first 1099 job was. Mcdonald's, his first government job. Yeah, mcdonald's the first time they got taxes taken out. Yeah exactly so this has been fun.
Speaker 2:Who's winning?
Speaker 1:Y'all are winning by a point. All right, we can call it a game right now. No let's do one sudden death question.
Speaker 2:All right, one sudden death. Let me ask it though Okay, that way it's not rigged up on your set. I like you, I like it.
Speaker 1:I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 3:Bring it on buddy.
Speaker 1:I mean, this is not my set, this is our set, but it's fine.
Speaker 3:Here we go.
Speaker 2:All right. If your spouse were to bring food into the bedroom for sexy time, what would they bring?
Speaker 3:Okay, I don't even know.
Speaker 1:So is this like one question we're trying to?
Speaker 2:guess at the one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay to see if each one so.
Speaker 3:Like no, it's like the other ones, right, like what do I think, craig? Would bring into the bedroom, but what would I take in? Okay, yeah, if each of them so Like, no, it's like the other ones, right, like what. What do I think would bring into the bedroom, and but what would I take?
Speaker 1:okay, yeah, okay. So for Me I would say this for her Hell.
Speaker 2:I think ours is about the same.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the, just the. I think it's the same.
Speaker 3:All right Okay.
Speaker 1:Y'all go first, since y'all are in the lead.
Speaker 3:So I think Craig would bring in Hershey's chocolate Wrong, we could tie it. What'd you put Strawberries?
Speaker 1:What are you going to do with strawberries?
Speaker 2:Stick them up my butt.
Speaker 3:Whipped cream, what the fuck am I doing Hershey's chocolate melted? Put it on you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you fucking pour it all over, no, that's, and lick it off. Going to fresh after this Tonight, what are you going to do with strawberries? Well, obviously we're not going to win, because that's what I wrote down for you too.
Speaker 3:Well y'all, if we don't answer this, y'all win take strawberries in there and whipped cream and grapes.
Speaker 1:What'd you say you'd bring, I said I would bring ice cream For sexy time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you put it on your nipples Rocky Road Banana pudding. Ew, that's dairy. That's dairy.
Speaker 1:Hold on hold on this is to tie the game and go to sudden death. If we don't get this right, they lose or they win. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:So, stephanie, what do you think Mike would bring into the? So he knows, I like chocolate-covered strawberries. Boom, tie-breaker, tie-breaker hey you suck, by the way. Well, I'm just concerned about what you want to try and do with a strawberry.
Speaker 2:That's what sexy people do, honey. You rub it on your nipples and you rub it and then you eat them. Remember when we went. You know what? Fuck off Bro.
Speaker 1:Okay, this would be a good one. We're probably not going to get this right, but this is the sudden death. One answer, it's one.
Speaker 2:You still have to pick one for me, so you've got two going to get this right, but this is the sudden death. One answer, it's one.
Speaker 3:You still have to pick one from each, so you've got two chances to get a point. Okay.
Speaker 1:If your partner could pick a superpower, what would it be?
Speaker 3:Let's see Hmm.
Speaker 2:Almost there.
Speaker 1:All right, y'all go Hold on, she's got to be ready. Oh gosh, okay, y'all go first then.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I think Craig would want to be invisible. God damn it.
Speaker 2:It's wrong. I've always said I want to fly.
Speaker 1:We did a superpower show about me flying, and that's the thing. When I was going to read that question, I was like she listened to the podcast yeah, but that was a long time ago, I know it was.
Speaker 2:You know what yours was Superwoman Fly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I put fly for me. Look at there.
Speaker 1:We got to get one, right babe.
Speaker 3:And I'm scared for this one. That's all right, okay, and I'm scared for this one.
Speaker 1:That's all right, okay, so what do you think mine would be?
Speaker 3:I put. Fix your knees. Oh Lord, that's not a fucking superpower.
Speaker 1:You suck.
Speaker 2:We're doing great. Look at this we're doing great, all right.
Speaker 1:What was hers? We're definitely losing, so for hers, I would think it's to be like to see through people's clothes.
Speaker 3:Oh God and I, I put fly Woo so Dun dun dun. Now we won.
Speaker 2:No, y'all won. Oh, we won. We killed a tree, but we won.
Speaker 1:Y'all won eight to seven.
Speaker 2:All right, so I tell you what this has been fun it's been a blast. I think next time we need to follow up on this to see if we really brought some food in, because I'm going to fresh to get chocolate, because I'm going to Fresh to get chocolate.
Speaker 1:We're going to get an update on this bedroom thing later. We're going to have chocolate. I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 3:He's going to walk in with some strawberries. I'm going to be like I don't know what the hell you're doing.
Speaker 1:We'll show you.
Speaker 3:Strawberries in the swing and he's going to wash his hands really well.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. In front of her Yup, All right pe.
