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that's my favorite song happy cinco de mayo that was my donkey, oh gosh, your donkey, my donkey, it's a donkey happy cinco de mayo, motherfucker, cinco de mayo, you know, oh gosh, your donkey, my donkey, it's a donkey Happy.
Speaker 3:Cinco de Mayo, motherfucker. Cinco de Mayo, you know it's only a, technically, it's a Caucasian holiday.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's actually an alcoholic holiday. You just find a reason to drink, even though real people don't need a reason to drink. Yeah, you just wake up on a Monday and just start pounding.
Speaker 2:Well, they say more Americans eat 80 million pounds or maybe 8 million pounds. It was a lot of guacamole on Cinco de Mayo. They eat more on Cinco de Mayo than they do the Super Bowl. Okay, which is shocking, I guess. Well, Super Bowl's more about hot dogs, burgers, barbecue, oh yeah, maybe I just feel like you always gotta have guacamole on Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:Okay, no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe we eat a lot of guacamole. It's expensive right now because of tariffs though them damn tariffs.
Speaker 2:Did you say tariffs, tariffs, both of them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Both of them.
Speaker 2:So what's happening, man Not much man, it's just another fucking day.
Speaker 3:Another day.
Speaker 2:Did we get off? Is it a national holiday?
Speaker 3:No, and I'm not off at all. I'm busy as hell today.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, you know, taco Bell tried to trademark to go to my home. That's dumb and the government said no you're not trademarking that that's weird.
Speaker 3:I'm glad they didn't let them.
Speaker 2:This was years ago, I'm assuming. Yeah, but I don't know why they would try to trademark it.
Speaker 4:Uh-uh.
Speaker 3:It's weird, because nobody can use Cinco de Mayo without paying them so you're busy as shit huh yeah, I'm feeding two teachers, two schools.
Speaker 2:Let me guess Taco.
Speaker 3:Bar.
Speaker 1:One of them is Well, actually they both are but one of them is breakfast tacos.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's good, but not good.
Speaker 2:So you know Meals by Mike. He's definitely you hear the ad during the show. Meals by Mike he's definitely you hear the ad during the show, yeah if you got a dead body, you know, yeah, I'll feed him.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying Not the dead body, but that is so funny.
Speaker 2:You got a group of people that want to eat Meals by Mike's.
Speaker 3:you got we still should still have the original one. He done.
Speaker 2:It plays out throughout the show Dude, you got a dead body.
Speaker 4:No, it was bad Maybe.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was rough Because you made ads for everybody that friends of yours that owns a business, just to do one. Yeah, you were bored, I think.
Speaker 2:I think I do remember that one Sounded like I was in a porta potty. I don't know, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Definitely was a big ass, big ass, dud.
Speaker 2:So I mean a lot of people drink. You know Cinco de Mayo, yeah, A lot of people play games. So what's some crazy games you think of that are for Cinco de Mayo, I've got a few here written down Something to do with a sombrero.
Speaker 4:You know, there is some Mexican hat dance.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, they call it the. Let's see here the bailarde, something hat dance, fuck it, I don't know. They got the pin, the sombrero Sombrero On the donkey.
Speaker 3:Pin the sombrero.
Speaker 2:I guess it's fast as twist on the pin, the tail on the donkey blindfolds. Have them place a paper sombrero on the poster. Donkey Mexican hat dance or freeze dance style. I guess it's play the Mexican hat. Oh, you dance around the hat until the music stops.
Speaker 3:So it's like ring, what is that called? What do they do? The chairs? What's that called? Musical chairs, Musical chairs.
Speaker 2:Last one to stop is out Piñata smash. Classic party game. Jalapeno relay or bean relay, that's fucked up. Teams race while balancing a plastic jalapeno or a bean bag on a spoon. How?
Speaker 3:about the baby game. First to six kids wins.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's all of them. Though what the fuck, bro? I don't even take my clothes to the Mexican fucking dry cleaners. Why? Because just, you know, consuela doing my clothes, I could end up pregnant. You could end up pregnant A butthole baby. You know, consuela doing my clothes, I could end up pregnant. You could end up pregnant A butthole baby, you know what I mean, dang it. No, they just produce.
Speaker 3:They're like rabbits. Hey, taking care of that, creating that family man.
Speaker 2:I think they're creating an army. Better watch out. They have Lorette Lotero Mexican Bingo. Loteria, Lotteria oh yeah, see, that's why we have a Mexican for you today. He's a special guest.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hello, ms Bueno, yep.
Speaker 2:Monday. And then you got musical chairs, macarena, I don't know Gundam style Oopum Gundam style.
Speaker 3:Oh he wasn't Mexican, that was Korea, I believe. I wonder if he knows Darren oh shit.
Speaker 2:Well, he may, he may.
Speaker 3:He may Well, today's show Is gonna be fun Not like any of the other ones aren't, but we're gonna do some Mexican word of the day. Oh, I can't wait, and some fun facts about Cinco de Mayo, but it's that time of the show when we crank out the Grammy Award platinum, selling multi-billion dollar logo idol email. Let's do this. Sold it Shit shows 2025. Let's go.
Speaker 2:This is the coolest part of the show. I shouldn't sing it where we read your, I feel like I'm fucking groupie. It turns me on when your wife sings so let's get to this shit, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I'm in a great mood today. Somebody's trying to piss me the fuck off. Just going to start that off, I got an email from B Martinez. He wants to know, or. His question is how does Mike in parentheses, the Trump hater feel about Trump's first 100 days? Well, first off fucker, not a Trump hater, I just call BS when I see it. First 100 days I'm not a Trump hater, I just call BS when I see it First 100 days you haven't fucking done shit and I'm the biggest fucking Trump supporter there is, yeah, but he's done a lot.
Speaker 3:I'm happy with what he's doing with the portal. They've made a couple mistakes, but the thing of it is, in whole, right now, number one. I think they do this shit on purpose. I know every president has their first every day. Yeah, but they he's thrown out so much and it's all right. Now it's all just a bunch of numbers. No, we're not really seeing anything.
Speaker 3:Oh, financially, well, the border no, no, that's what I'm talking about. The border is amazing. He's what he's doing with the board. They've made some mistakes. I still I've read into the damn deal about the, the guy from el salvador. There's kind of mixed things, but when but?
Speaker 3:here's the thing when, when our government now I'm not saying trump said it, but when our government says, yes, we made a mistake in sending him over there, but now they want to justify it by trying to bring up shit, I just don't see. Yeah, but that's one guy out of millions, or however many, like I'm all for what they're doing, like how they're going about it. Do I agree with it?
Speaker 2:no, but how else do you do it? Because it's a Tejano club. It's kind of fucked up. Yep, but they always say if you go catch, you got to put it out at the right bait.
Speaker 3:Hey, you got to. If this is what you're trying to do, then you got to do it. You can't hem-haw around it.
Speaker 2:You fucking put up a taco. Stand outside any goddamn fucking club and say free Coronas Bro. I'm telling you right now you can load up 20, 30, 40 of them.
Speaker 3:But that's wrong.
Speaker 2:I feel like it's wrong.
Speaker 3:To a garage sale. Everything cheap, Everything cheap. That motherfucker's coming.
Speaker 2:And they're going to roll four or five deep. You know what I mean. That's what they do.
Speaker 3:How much for all these?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, all these. So as far as 100 days goes, I'm fine with it. As 100 days goes, I'm I'm fine with it. I don't really have a a big problem. My main thing is with trump has always been is I just wish he would shut the fuck up. I wish he didn't have to talk 80 fucking times a day and I know you know the mega sheep they like to. Oh, he's transparent, he talks. Biden never did this. That's fine. I know biden didn't do a lot of shit, but biden we can't talk about biden anymore. It's trump and right right now, I hate that. Everything is a spectacle. Everything is a spectacle.
Speaker 2:And everything he does is the greatest. It's the greatest.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that necessarily. I've kind of gotten immune to that, oh dude.
Speaker 2:I can't. I am the MAGA supporter like nobody.
Speaker 3:No, you're not. After this, that motherfucker's going to come after you.
Speaker 2:But dude, I'm like God damn dude, show something.
Speaker 2:Quit talking shit. Donald Trump's not sponsoring the show anymore. And show something, bro. You know I get a thing from your truth platform. You know wanting me to fill out this survey and I'm like I'm not filling out no fucking survey yet. I want to see the Epstein files. I want to see the real shit on Dr Luther King. I want to see the real shit the FBI's been hiding. I want to see all this shit Cash Vitale been talking all that shit about in the beginning and ain't produced a fucking thing.
Speaker 3:We ain't heard a word from that motherfucker since he you fucking arrest a judge that was trying to pull some ice shit away.
Speaker 2:You know, come on, man. Where is the fucking fraudulent shit? Where's all the crookedness?
Speaker 3:I don't care about that man. I just want to be able to live comfortably and not have to pay out of my ass for things we're going to pay out of our ass just a little bit.
Speaker 2:Just a little bit. You know what? I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3:I've been trying to get my condoms from Sheen and they didn't went up.
Speaker 2:Sheen and Timu I swear to God, Timu's having the fucking biggest sale of the shit they have here.
Speaker 3:Do you see that one as a fake meme or whatever? But in China a Timu warehouse burned down cost the company $59.
Speaker 2:Yeah total loss $59.
Speaker 3:Big-ass multi-million dollar warehouse that only costs $59.
Speaker 2:I tell you have you ever got some shit from Timu? I haven't.
Speaker 3:God damn it.
Speaker 2:Maybe it's that stupid fucking hat you got on I know, I did actually get this from, I think, t-mu, maybe TikTok shop.
Speaker 3:Bring that juju up in my house I actually brought a shirt too.
Speaker 2:If I wore the shirt, you'd notice the hat quicker.
Speaker 3:So I was like I'll see how long it takes. That hat deserves the.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you can see it, but it says Mike man, I know it all, I know everything. I know everything.
Speaker 3:It's perfect I seen it and I was like how do they even know?
Speaker 2:I talked to Mike. I've never seen anything for Craig on it ever.
Speaker 3:I'm going to make one motherfucker. Believe me, it's my goal. Before midnight Before midnight, I'm going to have one. Chat GTP, he'll help you out with our AI. But anyways, that's our little input on the first 100 days. Hope you enjoyed it. Come back next week for more politics. I'd like it for a bit of better 100 days. Not really Just saying Nah, show something, I'm cool with it. My wife's coming around. I'm telling you, if he would not talk she'd be on board like 100% if he'd shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do like the transparency, but come on, New shit doesn't happen every day. I understand the government of the country is so big. Shit doesn't happen every day. People want to know about the stupidest shit.
Speaker 3:And your press secretary. You know she's hot as shit, but fuck, she gets on my nerves now.
Speaker 2:I just wanted to move her upper lip. Yeah, yeah, I'm like and she's like, it's the greatest. She fucking looks like. It looks like. I don't know if you've seen it sounds like he wrote it for her.
Speaker 3:What sounds like he writes everything for you know? Ventriloquist, you Dunman, or whatever you mean Pam Bondi, because that's a perfect example. Everything she says is a script. Everything you can see it in her eyes. She is like a deer in the headlights constantly.
Speaker 2:She was supposed to be such a badass.
Speaker 3:I like the other one, though, the one with the white streak in her hair.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, tulsi, tulsi. Oh yeah, tulsi. Yeah, I think she's hot, she can get it. Yeah, she can get it. I give it to her for free.
Speaker 3:I let her lick my toes.
Speaker 2:But no.
Speaker 3:I was saying man Trump, and they're rubbing off on old Stephanie. Well, that's good. You want to know how I know? Because the other night I was like, hey, you want to go to dinner? She's like yeah, she said maybe some Mexicans. She goes Mexicans.
Speaker 4:You're so dumb.
Speaker 3:Trump's rubbing off on her, the old racist Trump.
Speaker 2:Before you know it, she'll have your ass deported.
Speaker 3:I know I better shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4:You know the good thing about being married to a Mexican what Normally, when you're in the mood for Mexican food, he is too.
Speaker 3:That was racist as shit.
Speaker 2:Maybe she is becoming a magnet.
Speaker 3:See, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4:That's my.
Speaker 2:Speedy Gonzalez version.
Speaker 3:Alright.
Speaker 2:Mexican words of the day.
Speaker 3:Mexican words of the day and we're going to, in honor of Cinco de Mayo we're going to read them.
Speaker 1:We're all going to read them.
Speaker 3:Everybody's got to read one, everybody. I may have one, I just switched it up on everybody, so I'm going to give everybody a minute to pull one up.
Speaker 2:I'm on deck pretty close, just get one ready, just get one. Okay, one. Make sure it ain't the same ones you're reading. No, exactly.
Speaker 3:Well, we'll give time. We can laugh and joke dissect it and everything alright. I'm gonna go first go ahead. Mexican word of the day Stephanie says we have to say that every time too. Mexican word of the day wheelchair, wanting me only have uno taco, but it's okay wheelchair that's pretty good.
Speaker 2:That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I got one.
Speaker 3:Here she goes.
Speaker 2:Ice melted Dang, my grandma farted, and after ice melted I almost threw up.
Speaker 4:My turn.
Speaker 3:Yes, your turn.
Speaker 4:Alright. Mexican word of the day chicken finger.
Speaker 2:She can't even get it out.
Speaker 4:My wife says, she don't need me because she can finger herself. Jesus Christ, we're going to hell.
Speaker 2:Actually, we're going to jail, jail, we're going to jail.
Speaker 3:We're going to jail. I'm going to sit in a chair.
Speaker 2:You ever seen Mexicans? When they get pulled over, they're like Jess Jess.
Speaker 3:You got your license, jess. Jess, you been drinking, do you understand English, jess?
Speaker 2:Jess, you coming with me? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, that's what it is. No, come on, Step out of the car.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got your light, jess, that's fucking. You want a yumbo yak? No, I want the fucking jumbo jack.
Speaker 3:Motherfucking, j's a spell. It Sounds with a Y.
Speaker 2:Oh, I guess All right.
Speaker 3:Mexican word of the day ice mocha. I have a bad memory because I smoke a lot of weed.
Speaker 2:I got one.
Speaker 3:What'd you?
Speaker 2:say Mexican word of the day disco. I like teaching my son how to build bike. I say disco here, disco there.
Speaker 4:I love your accent. I love it All. All right, I got one mexican word of the day. It's july.
Speaker 3:You say you call me back, but you lie I don't know if I'm laughing at the word of the day, if I'm laughing at her saying it, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Both.
Speaker 3:Okay, mexican word of the day Wafer and wiener. Most people like summer, but I can't wafer wiener.
Speaker 2:Mexican. This is a shout out to my boy, darren. Mexican word of the day Aloha, I burned my Hawaiian pizza.
Speaker 4:I should have cooked at a lower temperature, oh Lord.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 4:Alright, I'm fresh out. I don't have any more.
Speaker 2:Okay, I got one Mexican word of the day Office. My amigo's drunk off his ass again. What that's fucking racist.
Speaker 3:Mexican word of the day Chicken wing. My wife plays the lottery, so chicken wing the money.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's pretty good. I got jubilee. I lost my job at the taco stand. Could you believe that? Damn.
Speaker 3:Mexican word of the day Caesar and lettuce. Caesar and lettuce. Caesar and lettuce. Hey Holmes, our dog went missing. If you see her, let us know.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, they probably cooked it.
Speaker 3:No, mexicans don't cook dogs. We love our dogs.
Speaker 2:I mean, we've been to Mexico and you only see the dogs that you see. That's because they're fattening that sucker up feeding them off the table scraps do you think that y'all eat cats? What do y'all eat over there? We eat cow tongue, we cow head, okay we eat the stomach lining yeah, that's what's in my noodle, your noodle. I like some good noodle after a good fucking drink. I only eat the hominy out of it, though, and drink the juice. Eat the hominy, so you're not eating the tripe, I guess not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly All right. Mexican word of the day Asparagus. I have a flat tire. I should have bought a spare with asparagus.
Speaker 4:No, that don't even make sense.
Speaker 3:I should have bought asparagus.
Speaker 4:I guess yeah, oh, a spare, I guess See that's what I get. But you said it right. Yeah, that's the funny part, so.
Speaker 2:Cinco de Mayo. It ain't their special Cinco de Mayo. It's not their Independence Day, is it?
Speaker 3:So Cinco de Mayo, their Independence Day, is called the SECE September 16th.
Speaker 2:Isn't that the Day of the Dead.
Speaker 3:No, that's not the Day of the Dead, the Cinco de Mayo is a. I think our chica over here has what it is, but it's not celebrated like it is here. Here it's a day to drink and fucking.
Speaker 2:Oh, it commemorates a specific battle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So they have in a specific town. They have like a military parade, a celebration, Almost like in PV, when they have like a day.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's something like that. But they don't have. They don't go out and drink tosekis and eat tacos and queso all fucking night no, it says.
Speaker 4:Mexicans primarily celebrate cinco de mayo in the state of puebla, where the battle of puebla took place, not as a national holiday, it's just celebrated locally, that's when they beat the French yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, wee-wee.
Speaker 2:Wee-wee, yep. So I mean what I understand is you know we go to Mexico all the time. There's different things to tacos. What did we learn about tacos with cheese? Anything you put cheese in a burrito or a taco, it's a quesadilla. That's a quesadilla.
Speaker 4:Yeah. So we went to a taco stand. We went to two or three different ones, and one of them, he specifically called it a quesadilla. But it was literally, literally a taco, just like all the other taco stands. And I asked the guy, the tour guide or whatever, go ahead and make fun of us. But um, I literally said why did you call that one a quesadilla? And he said because it had cheese on it. But it was literally just a tortilla folded like a taco, but it had meat with cheese, though none of the other tacos that we had yeah, they don't normally put cheese on there well.
Speaker 3:So when it's, when it's, I'll say, a carne asada, when it's grilled meats, I don't necessarily have to have cheese on it, like a fajita I could just have. I could just have hot sauce on it as far as I'm concerned, but I don't have to have shredded cheese, but if it's like ground beef or shredded chicken or something like that, oh yeah, I want some good cheddar cheese, something to mix it up with. Yeah, if it's white people taco night, yeah, we definitely have some cheese on it. Oh okay, now you heard that song.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll go to the grocery store buy a taco shell? I guess not. Is that like the black song? That was like get some. Kfc and oh no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's stupid. So a fun fact about Cinco de Mayo is Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President of the United States, actually helped commercialize Cinco de Mayo, he said. The ad says, although it was celebrated in the United States just weeks after the Battle of Puebla, Cinco de Mayo didn't gain traction in the US until 1933. In the US until 1933. That's when President Franklin Delano Roosevelt helped create the Good Neighbor Policy, which aimed to establish positive exchanges and relationships within our Latin community neighbors.
Speaker 4:I like that. That's awesome.
Speaker 2:Well, he couldn't walk, so he had to do something. Jersey.
Speaker 3:So some people might want to know you just asked if it was a national holiday. Do kids get off Cinco de Mayo from school in Mexico? Cinco de Mayo is not a federal holiday in Mexico but likely for luckily for children schools are closed for the day. In 2005, the United States Congress recognized the historical significance of Cinco de Mayo. However, like Mexico, it's not a federal holiday, so bank schools, businesses stay open for the day.
Speaker 3:So it's a holiday, but it's not it's not, like, you know, a Martin Luther King Day or President's Day or something like that. We don't shut the banks down or nothing for it. That's because we got to run to the bank to get cash so we can get tacos and Dos Equis.
Speaker 2:Well, I know On the Border and shit like that they make it a killing off the commercial side.
Speaker 3:But that's people who are.
Speaker 2:I put it to you like this If you're going to On the Border for a single mile, I don't want to hang around you, Even if it's margaritas Look, it sounds like I've had a few. It sounds like hello. Have you ever heard the Mexican people song? Come on, let it go so.
Speaker 3:another fun fact is Americans eat millions of avocados on May 5th.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying, More there than the.
Speaker 3:Super Bowls. But here's the thing. How much did you say?
Speaker 2:80 million pounds.
Speaker 3:Oh, motherfucker, he's got a good memory then. So yeah, I just wanted to fact check you. Okay, you know I like doing that.
Speaker 2:You want to hear the Mexican people song. It's pretty racist, okay.
Speaker 3:I don't even know if I said that. Right, sorry, I don't speak mexican. I don't speak mexican. Can you hand me a burrito for a favor? I am a mexican. My card is greenish. First off, that's a black dude, because I can tell by the way he said tortilla.
Speaker 2:That's the song I thought you were singing. No, this is the one I'm singing.
Speaker 3:Fucking Craig can't work his phone. He's like me.
Speaker 1:White people taco night. We're getting taco shells from the grocery store and ground beef from the grocery store and ground beef from the grocery store and shredded cheese from the grocery store and Ortega sauce from the grocery store.
Speaker 2:White people tacos. Hey, I will tell you me growing up.
Speaker 3:First off, how did this Cinco de Mayo Festivity Come into the biggest Racist show? No, it's not. It's not racist.
Speaker 2:I just. I just heard this song before.
Speaker 3:No, I like that song, but I don't like the beat, honestly.
Speaker 2:My boys. You know, I I work with, I work with Hondurans, I work with all of All races, all, all of them, all races, all Southern, south American people. Them motherfuckers. I love them to death, but they'll put everything in a tortilla. I've seen them put hot dogs in a tortilla. I'm like what are you eating A taco? It's a hot dog in a tortilla. They'll put ice cream in tortillas. I don't know about all that, or they?
Speaker 3:make manuelos? I don't know about all that. Or they fry the or they make manuelos. I don't know what that is. It's a fried flour tortilla. I've seen them put like fruit in tortilla.
Speaker 2:You know, and I'm like you know, I guess that's they use a tortilla as a holder. I've never seen that, but I also learned that tortilla is a protein. Not a protein, not a protein. It is their major.
Speaker 3:That's their bread, like we eat white bread, yeah but in the poor countries that's what they eat.
Speaker 2:That with a little salt on it. We tried. The tortillas, the fresh tortillas oh yeah, you know that's their main what do you call it main?
Speaker 3:It costs 10 cents to make yeah For a dozen of them. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:But that's their main, I guess their main intake of you know protein or whatever. Not that there's protein in there, but I don't know their carb intake.
Speaker 3:I guess you could put protein powder in the masa mix. That can be gross, I don't know if it tastes good. Anyway, it's May 5th, cinco de.
Speaker 2:Mayo, cinco de Mayo, cinco de Mayo. I think we're gonna get Fucked up today. Let's do it. We play this song, here we go. You got any?
Speaker 3:No, did you have something you said you wanted to? You had some fun facts.
Speaker 2:Steppers, oh no. I mean you've been married To one for 25 years plus.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, wasn't it cinco de mayo that we went, uh, to go visit my mom at the graveyard and those people?
Speaker 1:yeah, no, no, listen to this no no, no.
Speaker 4:So we went uh shortly after my mom had passed away. We went back uh for like mother's day weekend type thing, but it ended up being on cinco de mayo and, man, there was a hispanic family they had a grill out there. They was grilling out for their dad they had one of those like big statues and they said they do this every year, but they take grills, lawn chairs, tents beer they're out there drinking, just they had coolers yes, no let's go after this, no I mean it was fuck yeah
Speaker 2:we're sitting there in his fucking graveyard.
Speaker 4:I mean, it's a cool thing to go and think about your loved ones that have passed, or whatever, but have a good day out of it. They weren't sad, they weren't crying.
Speaker 2:They were partying.
Speaker 4:They were having a really good time.
Speaker 2:That's why I want to go.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you, mike and I, were saying that we'll try to remember that day, the way they were celebrating it.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I honestly think. That being said, I want to fucking go out with a bang.
Speaker 1:I don't want to die.
Speaker 2:I don't want a funeral. My friends and I don't care. If you can't walk, I can't talk. If you can't get up and say something nice or say something stupid or say something mean, am I at my wake? I guess? I mean mike's gonna feed this. I'm sure he's gonna feed everybody there, right, but I want to party, just like that, you know, and then celebrate every year.
Speaker 4:Right. So real quick, just while we're talking about the dead, or whatever, so they go. Mexicans also celebrate the day. Hold on, mess it up, but the day of the dead, the day of the dead. Hopefully I said that right. The Dia de los Muertos Hopefully I said that right. But it's a holiday dedicated to honoring the deceased loved ones, blending ancient Aztec traditions with Christian beliefs.
Speaker 2:There you go.
Speaker 4:I think that's really cool, though it's a time of remembrance, celebration and connection with the departed. It's typically celebrated on November 1st and 2nd.
Speaker 3:It says All Saints Day and All Souls Day. I'll tell you what the Mexican culture is absolutely amazing. I mean, you see it when we go every year to PV and you know, just walking downtown and doing the fiesta and all that. It's cool as shit, the pebble roads suck when you're riding in it.
Speaker 2:Well, you got to take a shit and shit your pants. You have to walk two hours in fucking sharded pants.
Speaker 3:I don't know why you're bringing up old shit.
Speaker 2:I'm just bringing it up.
Speaker 3:Didn't happen to me. All right, I got a couple more before we're done. Okay, these struck my attention.
Speaker 1:Mexican word of the day.
Speaker 3:Sofa king. My homie decided to steal some wheels from a cop. So I said to him why are you so fucking stupid? So fucking Okay.
Speaker 1:Last one.
Speaker 3:Mexican word of the day bishop Maria slipped on a burrito, so I had to pick the bishop. Bishop.
Speaker 2:I've heard bishop. She wouldn't shut up, so I had to pick the bishop. I've heard bishop she wouldn't shut up, so I had to slap the bishop.
Speaker 3:I hope everyone has an awesome, happy Cinco de Mayo. Hopefully you're listening in the morning. The show will be out Cinco de Mayo, so if you're listening that way Friday night you don't got to worry about it. You can go drink and party and have fun and enjoy what we heard earlier today. So, hell yeah, thank you so much, guys. Y'all have a great one. Deuces.
Speaker 2:Bye or quattro Quattro.
Speaker 3:Cinco.
Speaker 2:Oh, cinco yeah, Bye.
